hello kardasim sisters!🫶🏾 before i start i just want to say… how much glow glow glow has ruined my weave weave WEAVE.
I was in Sim Francisco when i walked past a glow glow glow shop and seen that kim’s (this is the name of the product) All New All Fake-Natural Glow Glow Glow Weave and Weave Adhesive Glue Glue Glue! being a constant listener, i knew i shouldn’t have bought it, but for some reason I DID. i purchased it and went back home in Los Simgeles and got my hair prepped to glue the tracks on. somehow i successfully got all of the tracks on my head and and had the best weave in the universe!… until it was ALL taken away. it was all within a blink of an eye… LITERALLY! i was devastated looking at my bald, shiny head in the mirror. i read the instructions CLEARLY and did it ALL IN THE RIGHT STEPS! i put on gloves that go to the shoulders, i wore an outfit to look just like khloe, the one with a bigger booty, and then i finally said “im a dumb bitch” those being the only three instructions. i tried using kourtney’s BETTER product, but the box only said “dumb bitch” with a mirror inside of it. so i turned to my last resource… Booty Booty Pop Juice: All New, All Natural Flawless Hair Restoration. I used it and it worked IMMEDIATELY! the drink was made my the makers of BBPJ, but its a product only for platinum users and now my hair is poppin’ and after drinking some BBPJ i can be bootylicious like beyonce, kelly, and Michelle! thank you khloe!
Megan you will be hearing from my lawyer, Kourtney stay the unbothered queenie that you are, and Khloe stay the independent, business woman, fighter and survivor that you are. love you all🫶🏾🫶🏾… expect for the glow glow glow maker, Megan. BYE!!🤍 (sorry it’s really long i had to get it out)
hello to the wonderful kardasim simsters and khim.
recently my school planned a trip to our neighbouring country 'north kimea' which has a reputation of being a isolated,closed off country under the rule of a dictator named..... khem go dos... smth,
I was scared to go on the trip but had no other choice when we reached there we were taken to the
"GLOW GLOW GLOW ZOO ZOO ZOO" which covered an area of 103483 acres. When we went in there first thing we saw was 'GLOWZILLAS' there were 20 of them grazing on the biohazardous plants, after a while we saw 'GLOWKONG' and 'GLOWSAURS'
then we had a special guide announced for our tour it was no other than..... KIM kardasim I was terrified she showed us 'GLOWDOG' and 'GLOWDODO' and 'GLOWREX' and 'GLOWSHARK' all of them looked mutilated and disturbing the glowdodo had 54 feet and the glowshark had 103 trillion teeth
then she captured and kidnapped us and took us to 'DIMENSION G'
me and 2 of my friends escaped and are under hiding and im writing this in a safety bunker we found
I'm hoping I'll get home soon
I'm gonna keep u guys updated on the dimension g thing when she takes us there
Hello the amazing Kardasim sisters i hope you all are having a good and safe December i made poems for each of you including boss and boss sister and brother
A Poem for Kim
In verses sweet, I sing your praise,
Kim, a gem, in shining ways.
Your heart so kind, and spirit bright,
Illuminating lives, day and night.
With every line, I write with care,
To capture essence beyond compare.
Your kindness overflows like a stream,
Touching hearts, a precious dream.
In rhyme and meter, I confess,
You're a treasure, we're blessed.
A great person, through and through,
Kim, this poem's written just for you .
Kourtney, oh majestic queen,
A gem that shines, forever serene.
In royal splendor, you take your place,
And fill each heart with wonder and space.
Your beauty reigns, like sunshine bright,
Illuminating all, in morning light.
With gentle touch, you rule our sight,
A true monarch, pure delight.
Your kingdom flourishes under your care,
A haven where love and laughter share.
We bow to your majesty so fair,
Our hearts entwined in love beyond compare.
Oh, noble queen, your glory we proclaim,
Forever in our hearts, your name.
A warrior's heart beats strong and free,
In Khloe, a spirit meant to be.
She rises above life's plodding pace,
A fighter born with a courageous face.
Her trials forged her inner might,
Tempered by fire, day and night.
Each challenge she meets with a steadfast gaze,
And conquers fears that would turn others' ways.
Through every stormy, darkest hour,
Khloe stands tall, an unbroken tower.
A survivor, with scars that tell her tale,
Of battles fought, and victories prevail.
Her soul, like gold refined by fire,
Glimmers brighter with each heart's desire.
To stand, to fight, to never yield,
Is the anthem that Khloe's spirit reveals.
The amazing trio boss ,boss sister and brother you are all blessed and loved we love your content and all that you do thank you for being here you are perfect too just the way you are
Hello Watermelon Sisters Kourtney and Khloe:). I’m a new listener but I’ve been an avid fan of you guys watching you from the simgmproductions youtube channel (SUBSCRIBE OR ILL SEND GLOW GLOW GLOW ON YOUR HOUSES). I just wanna say how much I respect and look up to you two because of how you guys showed such humbleness towards us normal people. Anyways what my objective here is to critique your ogre of a sister’s (Kim) product, Flop Flop Flop.
So basically I saw this ad on my social media made by a suspicious account that looks like glow glow glow but they sell whitening soap so i tried it cause it mentioned that it also makes your skin glow and clean. When it arrived on my house, the package says, “Glow Glow Glow Super Whitening Bar Soap” and I hesitated to even touch it. I let my boyfriend open it for me and he said there was a 1001 page instruction manual on how to use the soap. We were scared to try it on our skin so we paid a homeless man to try it and the moment he came out of the bath, he suddenly salivated so much to the point where he looked like he had rabies. He also became an albino which is strange considering he was black. So the gist is that, I want a refund from the 500$ I spent on that goddamn soap. Thank you Kardasim Sisters except Kim😍 #StayWatermelon🍉 #EndGlowGlowGlow
PS: I only critiqued Kim’s product here because I tried to rate it at her website but it keeps getting deleted by the website owner. I also tried to call the company’s official help number but they blocked my number.
hi fighters and survivors khloe and kourtney not YOU khem i have recently also become a fighter and survivor due to khems bs. literal brain shit. i recently purchased the new glow glow glownium cranium shrinker but instead of shrinking my cranium all i got was the smell of meco co conium. i will be suing khem and her lame excuse of a company glow glow glow for my burnt off nostrils and she will be paying for my new house as this one has been condemmed. much love to you khloe and kourtney. khem lawyer up. p.s i loved my booty booty pop slushy gushy tushy sent in my beautiful no no no box i love this reusable box because kourtney is actually doing something good for this planet unlike KHEM.
First off, I’m a HUGE fan of the podcast like seriously, I listen every week
So, Kim, I decided to try this new face mask from a company called "Shine Bright Skincare." I thought, why not? The packaging was super cute. But after I got it, I found out that the product apparently comes from the same manufacturing place as Glow Glow Glow. I was a bit nervous because, well, we all know about Glow Glow Glow's reputation, but I figured it was a different company, so it should be fine.
At first, it felt great, but the glow became blinding, lighting up my whole room. Then shadows started moving, and whispers grew louder, like someone speaking right into my ear. I tried washing it off, but it wouldn’t stop—it’s like the glow became part of me.
Kim, WHAT is in this product? Is there a way to turn it off? Please, I need help. Something wrong.
Kourtney and Khloe, your voices are the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you for being my last bit of watermelon in this nightmare.
Hello to the gracious Kardasim sisters! Except for the one who shall not be named.
I would first like to say hello to my favorite fighter and survivor Kourtney and Khloe! i love you both so much but i can't really say the same for The other one right now. so I've recently bought the latest Glow Glow Glow House Security Protector and all i'm gonna say is that i'm completely disatisfied. It came in the mail 6 months later along with a dictionary on how to set it up and use it. i could barely make out what the words said considering the papers were DUSTY but i moved on along the way. i've read all 5,389 instructions with a magnifying glass i bought from Kem and i set it up! i had my doubts at first but then I was really happy with it! until one tragedy in particular that made me completely switch sides. My 86 year old great great great grandmother Babooshka was outside in the neighbourhood coming to visit me and I've woken up to lasers and the noises of... frying? outside my home. I went outside to check on what the ruckus was about, just to find a huge pile of black smoking ashes in my pavement! it's actually strange because the ashes were spelt in some wording and it said ''Glow Glow Glow''. Coincidence? i think not. i immediately went back into my house to check on what it was and I've gotten a SHOCKING video on my poor grandmother getting blown to smithereens by the Glow Glow Glow house security! I tried to use my every power to turn off the House Security Protector and even went as far as to try to break it. But nothing worked. You'll be hearing my lawyers soon and I've made a plan to sue you Kem. for EVERYTHING that's Glow Glow Glow associated and you will go down. And please don't even try to ignore my lawyer's emails and pay the price of your mistakes. JUSTICE FOR BABOOSHKA.
On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.
Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,999 viruses on my laptop- funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.
Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Including my little sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉
And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to read introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read period.
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Being the last one standing, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
holding space...so watermelon or so not watermelon
hello kardasim sisters!🫶🏾 before i start i just want to say… how much glow glow glow has ruined my weave weave WEAVE.
I was in Sim Francisco when i walked past a glow glow glow shop and seen that kim’s (this is the name of the product) All New All Fake-Natural Glow Glow Glow Weave and Weave Adhesive Glue Glue Glue! being a constant listener, i knew i shouldn’t have bought it, but for some reason I DID. i purchased it and went back home in Los Simgeles and got my hair prepped to glue the tracks on. somehow i successfully got all of the tracks on my head and and had the best weave in the universe!… until it was ALL taken away. it was all within a blink of an eye… LITERALLY! i was devastated looking at my bald, shiny head in the mirror. i read the instructions CLEARLY and did it ALL IN THE RIGHT STEPS! i put on gloves that go to the shoulders, i wore an outfit to look just like khloe, the one with a bigger booty, and then i finally said “im a dumb bitch” those being the only three instructions. i tried using kourtney’s BETTER product, but the box only said “dumb bitch” with a mirror inside of it. so i turned to my last resource… Booty Booty Pop Juice: All New, All Natural Flawless Hair Restoration. I used it and it worked IMMEDIATELY! the drink was made my the makers of BBPJ, but its a product only for platinum users and now my hair is poppin’ and after drinking some BBPJ i can be bootylicious like beyonce, kelly, and Michelle! thank you khloe!
Megan you will be hearing from my lawyer, Kourtney stay the unbothered queenie that you are, and Khloe stay the independent, business woman, fighter and survivor that you are. love you all🫶🏾🫶🏾… expect for the glow glow glow maker, Megan. BYE!!🤍 (sorry it’s really long i had to get it out)
Coral Reefs - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon
Emojis - So Watermelon or So not Watermelon
What age y'all try juicy tracksuit.
hello to the wonderful kardasim simsters and khim.
recently my school planned a trip to our neighbouring country 'north kimea' which has a reputation of being a isolated,closed off country under the rule of a dictator named..... khem go dos... smth,
I was scared to go on the trip but had no other choice when we reached there we were taken to the
"GLOW GLOW GLOW ZOO ZOO ZOO" which covered an area of 103483 acres. When we went in there first thing we saw was 'GLOWZILLAS' there were 20 of them grazing on the biohazardous plants, after a while we saw 'GLOWKONG' and 'GLOWSAURS'
then we had a special guide announced for our tour it was no other than..... KIM kardasim I was terrified she showed us 'GLOWDOG' and 'GLOWDODO' and 'GLOWREX' and 'GLOWSHARK' all of them looked mutilated and disturbing the glowdodo had 54 feet and the glowshark had 103 trillion teeth
then she captured and kidnapped us and took us to 'DIMENSION G'
me and 2 of my friends escaped and are under hiding and im writing this in a safety bunker we found
I'm hoping I'll get home soon
I'm gonna keep u guys updated on the dimension g thing when she takes us there
so I will see you again
Hopefully not the final goodbye
-Brian sim gorgena
#saveme #khloeandkourtneythebest #bbpj #nnn #flopflopflop
When you guys were stranded on an island, in survival insects, who do you think was the most helpful and who do you think was the most stupid?
Hello the amazing Kardasim sisters i hope you all are having a good and safe December i made poems for each of you including boss and boss sister and brother
A Poem for Kim
In verses sweet, I sing your praise,
Kim, a gem, in shining ways.
Your heart so kind, and spirit bright,
Illuminating lives, day and night.
With every line, I write with care,
To capture essence beyond compare.
Your kindness overflows like a stream,
Touching hearts, a precious dream.
In rhyme and meter, I confess,
You're a treasure, we're blessed.
A great person, through and through,
Kim, this poem's written just for you .
Kourtney, oh majestic queen,
A gem that shines, forever serene.
In royal splendor, you take your place,
And fill each heart with wonder and space.
Your beauty reigns, like sunshine bright,
Illuminating all, in morning light.
With gentle touch, you rule our sight,
A true monarch, pure delight.
Your kingdom flourishes under your care,
A haven where love and laughter share.
We bow to your majesty so fair,
Our hearts entwined in love beyond compare.
Oh, noble queen, your glory we proclaim,
Forever in our hearts, your name.
A warrior's heart beats strong and free,
In Khloe, a spirit meant to be.
She rises above life's plodding pace,
A fighter born with a courageous face.
Her trials forged her inner might,
Tempered by fire, day and night.
Each challenge she meets with a steadfast gaze,
And conquers fears that would turn others' ways.
Through every stormy, darkest hour,
Khloe stands tall, an unbroken tower.
A survivor, with scars that tell her tale,
Of battles fought, and victories prevail.
Her soul, like gold refined by fire,
Glimmers brighter with each heart's desire.
To stand, to fight, to never yield,
Is the anthem that Khloe's spirit reveals.
The amazing trio boss ,boss sister and brother you are all blessed and loved we love your content and all that you do thank you for being here you are perfect too just the way you are
Hello Watermelon Sisters Kourtney and Khloe:). I’m a new listener but I’ve been an avid fan of you guys watching you from the simgmproductions youtube channel (SUBSCRIBE OR ILL SEND GLOW GLOW GLOW ON YOUR HOUSES). I just wanna say how much I respect and look up to you two because of how you guys showed such humbleness towards us normal people. Anyways what my objective here is to critique your ogre of a sister’s (Kim) product, Flop Flop Flop.
So basically I saw this ad on my social media made by a suspicious account that looks like glow glow glow but they sell whitening soap so i tried it cause it mentioned that it also makes your skin glow and clean. When it arrived on my house, the package says, “Glow Glow Glow Super Whitening Bar Soap” and I hesitated to even touch it. I let my boyfriend open it for me and he said there was a 1001 page instruction manual on how to use the soap. We were scared to try it on our skin so we paid a homeless man to try it and the moment he came out of the bath, he suddenly salivated so much to the point where he looked like he had rabies. He also became an albino which is strange considering he was black. So the gist is that, I want a refund from the 500$ I spent on that goddamn soap. Thank you Kardasim Sisters except Kim😍 #StayWatermelon🍉 #EndGlowGlowGlow
PS: I only critiqued Kim’s product here because I tried to rate it at her website but it keeps getting deleted by the website owner. I also tried to call the company’s official help number but they blocked my number.
Mariah Sim Carey, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Dress to Impress, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Agamemnon, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
hi fighters and survivors khloe and kourtney not YOU khem i have recently also become a fighter and survivor due to khems bs. literal brain shit. i recently purchased the new glow glow glownium cranium shrinker but instead of shrinking my cranium all i got was the smell of meco co conium. i will be suing khem and her lame excuse of a company glow glow glow for my burnt off nostrils and she will be paying for my new house as this one has been condemmed. much love to you khloe and kourtney. khem lawyer up. p.s i loved my booty booty pop slushy gushy tushy sent in my beautiful no no no box i love this reusable box because kourtney is actually doing something good for this planet unlike KHEM.
Demanding half a point. So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Pink pilates strut pop: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi Kourtney, Khloe, and YOU,
First off, I’m a HUGE fan of the podcast like seriously, I listen every week
So, Kim, I decided to try this new face mask from a company called "Shine Bright Skincare." I thought, why not? The packaging was super cute. But after I got it, I found out that the product apparently comes from the same manufacturing place as Glow Glow Glow. I was a bit nervous because, well, we all know about Glow Glow Glow's reputation, but I figured it was a different company, so it should be fine.
At first, it felt great, but the glow became blinding, lighting up my whole room. Then shadows started moving, and whispers grew louder, like someone speaking right into my ear. I tried washing it off, but it wouldn’t stop—it’s like the glow became part of me.
Kim, WHAT is in this product? Is there a way to turn it off? Please, I need help. Something wrong.
Kourtney and Khloe, your voices are the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you for being my last bit of watermelon in this nightmare.
Stay watermelon... please.
Hello to the gracious Kardasim sisters! Except for the one who shall not be named.
I would first like to say hello to my favorite fighter and survivor Kourtney and Khloe! i love you both so much but i can't really say the same for The other one right now. so I've recently bought the latest Glow Glow Glow House Security Protector and all i'm gonna say is that i'm completely disatisfied. It came in the mail 6 months later along with a dictionary on how to set it up and use it. i could barely make out what the words said considering the papers were DUSTY but i moved on along the way. i've read all 5,389 instructions with a magnifying glass i bought from Kem and i set it up! i had my doubts at first but then I was really happy with it! until one tragedy in particular that made me completely switch sides. My 86 year old great great great grandmother Babooshka was outside in the neighbourhood coming to visit me and I've woken up to lasers and the noises of... frying? outside my home. I went outside to check on what the ruckus was about, just to find a huge pile of black smoking ashes in my pavement! it's actually strange because the ashes were spelt in some wording and it said ''Glow Glow Glow''. Coincidence? i think not. i immediately went back into my house to check on what it was and I've gotten a SHOCKING video on my poor grandmother getting blown to smithereens by the Glow Glow Glow house security! I tried to use my every power to turn off the House Security Protector and even went as far as to try to break it. But nothing worked. You'll be hearing my lawyers soon and I've made a plan to sue you Kem. for EVERYTHING that's Glow Glow Glow associated and you will go down. And please don't even try to ignore my lawyer's emails and pay the price of your mistakes. JUSTICE FOR BABOOSHKA.
Helllloooo Kardasimsss!🍉🍉🍉
Let me get straight to the point-
On episode 84 Kim said she was considering starting a glow glow glow streaming service.
Well, I found it. It wasn’t like every other streaming platform like Sim YouTube TV, Sim Hulu, or SimFlix. It was of course a sketchy website that was a pop up ad when I was looking on Fashsim Nova for clothes. I let my curiosity get the best of me- I’m so sorry fighter Khloe for doing this stupid bitch act- but I even opened the website in an incognito tab. Plus, I added a VPN and an anti virus plugin. It all didn’t work and I got 164,999 viruses on my laptop- funny how that number is less than the number of instructions on Kim’s products.
Long story short, my computer got hacked and my internet got corrupted as well. Which means EVERY SINGLE device of mine that was connected to the Wi-Fi is now HACKED. Including my little sister’s and parents devices too. Kim I’m writing this on my friends phone because I can no longer use mine. FIX THIS PLEASE!! Love you yall 💖💖#staywatermelon 🍉
And Btw the only video on the website was a video of Kim “teaching” people how to read introductions..- even though she doesn’t know how to read period.
decorating for christmas before thanksgiving… so watermelon or so not watermelon?