Hello to the unbothered queen Kourtney, the fighter and survivor and host of this podcast Khloe. Not forgetting the sick and demented KHEHM! I was seating one time with my family watching TV when an add about the Glow Glow Glow electric car came on for 10 billion dollars. I woke up the next day and went to the dealership and bought the car. I was excited and started driving home, but before that I spent two weeks seating in the car reading the seven 450 page textbooks on how to drive the car. I went through every detail until I was confident and boy was I wrong. I started driving and I immediately lost control of the car, it started driving itself destroying everything that's on the way killing pets and innocent sims on the road. I tried to get out but I was looked in and I could not break the windows, the car started flying until it landed on a desert, it finally let me out aggresively, when I looked infront of me I saw a huge building with Glow Glow Glow written on it, I was taken by some scary looking men into Khehm's office where Khehm told me that I am now part of the glow glow glow test subjects. She told me that they would harvest my organs to make the new glow glow glow organ juice, I was terrified. I remembered that in the car outside there is a no no no ultra black box pro max ultimate that I had ordered while reading through the instructions just in case, I snuck out to the car, found the box and got inside, I was immediately transported to my house where I am now safe. Please do not buy the glow glow glow electric car, it is a plot by Khehm to lure people to her factory and harvest their organs for this new glow glow glow organ juice. Khehm, you are a disgusting sim. Thank you Kourtney for saving my life. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Go and die Khehm.
After listening to Episode 62, I immediately went to your website to purchase your Glow Glow Glow Electric Toothbrush. I used to have severe cavity problems and wanted to try out the toothbrush as it claimed to heal all sort of oral problems. To my surprise, the toothbrush was sold at 56 million dollars, which was very cheap and reasonable.
After using it for the first time, my gums bled so badly and I fainted. When I woke up, I was left bedridden in a hospital and my doctor told me that I was suffering from underlining gingivitis. It was the toothbrush that triggered the bleeding and I managed to get necessary treatments before it became worse. That being said, I was glad to have bought your product and it also managed to cure my cavity problems.
I will definitely be buying more products from you. Currently checking out your Glow Glow Glow Mouthwash to cure my herpes. To Kloe and Kortney, don't be jealous of your successful sister!
Dear watermelon Kardasim sisters, and also hi to Khemm I guess.
After we learned about Kris' Hi Honey Honey in episode 101, I was very suspicious of the honey. I already knew that Kris was a stupid bitch, but this product felt more sinister... So, I ordered one bottle of Hi Honey and decided to investigate. What I found was absolutely shocking. On the back, the honey was described as:
Very
Amazing
Natural
Insect
Secretions:
Honey
Oh. My. God. The first letters of those words spell VANISH!! I am reporting to the fighter and survivor kockroach Khloe and unbothered box queen Kourtney to say my theory. I believe that Kris saw Khemm's shitty business and wanted to help, but she also knew that Khemm would say no when she asked if she could help. So, she made VANISH, which was supposed to be a magic company to make Khemm more happy, but because Kris is a stupid bitch it makes people fully disappear instead. Horrified, when Kris decided to move away and make Hi Honey, she decided to use the already set up business of VANISH to make Hi Honey. This changes everything. Khloe and Kourtney, YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE YOUR SO CALLED MOTHER!!
Lots of love from New Simland! (Except for Kris and Khemm)
I don't know how many questions you're willing to answer, but I have one question for each of you and one question for all of you.
Kim-I know that the biology is in the back of the book thanks to your very telling statements. My questioin for you is what's in the front of the book?
Kloe-As always, you have a beautiful revenge-Sim-body that not just anyone could achieve without a fighter and surviver mentality. My question for you is who are you seeking revenge against?
Kourtney-You've always been the bravest one of the group. My question for you is were you always so unbothered or did you go through some sort of traumatic event likely caused by Kris that you had to fight and survive through in order to come out stronger?
All of you-If you were on The Simazing Race, who would you want to be your teammate?
Who's The SmartestWhen You Eat Me, the remains are left in. I feel like a body that has been decaying overtime. Ether way , i am still delicious as a brothAnswer: Chicken/Beef
✨ Hello Kardasim Sisters, ✨I am back with another comment/statement regarding the Kardasim Sisters Meal. Unfortunately, no private conversations were had between the three of you. However, compromises were made between me and Kris. Life Update: I became a corporate member of Food Food Food Business Inc., and I now handle the promotions of new food, promos, etc. from Burgers Burgers Burgers, Tacos Tacos Tacos, Pizza Pizza Pizza, and our upcoming Cafe Cafe Cafe
We are now introducing The Kris Meal, including an All-New Garden Burger, with an All-New Hi Honey! Drink, that will make your body shaped like an Hourglass and a SIze XL of our Garden Salad (Customizable with Chicken, Salmon, Beef, and Croutons). it costs $1,000,000, which is the cheapest meal we serve, and if you exceed your cost by 500 thousand dollars, you receive a limited edition plushie, standee, keychain, and cellphone (manufactured by SimApple) of Kris SimJenner. Get Right Now until May 8, 2025!!!
Note: This Promo is only available at Burgers Burgers Burgers. No Food Food Food Business Inc. chains are a part of that promo
Sorry for the promo but we are so excited about our deal with your mother and this promo we are making. This is not shade about the last comment but your mother made a pretty quick deal in a sneaky way, so blame her. I love you guys and stay safe and humble :).
Greetings to the watermelon 2.. and the other one, Kem. I just wanted to say thank you so much to my fighter and survivor, and also savior, Kourtney! Your no no no limited edition glow glow no box fixed my godzilla skin that the glow glow glow lotion gave me. And also.. KIM IM SUING YOU FOR 2 MILLION. YOU TURNED ME INTO GODZILLA AND MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. But its ok, Kanye is with me right now and says hello kim. I took your man and im also suing you. Have a good day i love you kardasims especially Khloe, aka the podcast owner and spokesperson. 💋💋🍉 Stay watermelon as always
Hello, finally I got to ask you guys some questions, because I'm such a huge fan of yours (maybe not for kim) but I want to ask a question for the stunning kourtney and the glamorous fighter and survivor khole, are you guys going to give us more products like maybe a nicki minaj no no no special edition box, or more new flavours for booty booty pop juice? I would love to see more stuff coming from you guys, also for kim, I went shopping and I saw a stock of glow glow glow shampoo and I secretly managed to throw that stock of that hideous shampoo in the trash so everyone can be safe,
Greetings Kardasim sisters, I’m here to ask what special offers will you ladies have for your products/partnerships for the holiday season? Also have you three done any Christmas shopping? I know it can be hard to shop for a big family. Especially when you only have a budget of 90 million dollars (I know I can relate😏). And I know it’s harder to find something for Kourtney that will actually like and not return it the next day.
PS: Kim I’ve seen on SimCNN that ALL world leaders want Glow Glow Glow factories to shut down by 2025 and Vanish to release all Glow Glow Glow victims and come forward with secret information. What do you have to say Kimberly? Stay watermelon you three. 📦🍑☠️
Hello to the host, the true fighter and survivor, the unbothered queen and the one with the revenge body,,, KIMBERLY.
Kim, Let me just say that I love your products 😻 I am even part of the beta testers, and I recently received a free sample of your new GlowGlowGlow Pop Your Booty Juice and it was packaged in a beautiful GlowGlowGlow box, lemme just say that this is so fresh and original. You are so innovation!
The product came with a cute booklet, which I read from pg1 to pg800. I followed all the instructors. I made sure to first shake the bottle vigorousity, I made sure to go outside, made sure to hold my breath and then at exactly 1:00 pm while doing a handstand, I drank your GGGPYBJ... And OH MY GOD, within seconds my ass inflated into the perfect plump size. WOW I guess following instructing does shield great results
I rlly love my new ass, will buy more of your amazing products, for sure.
THANK YOU SO MUCH KIM, UR AN ANGEL. 12/12 stars for GGGPYBJ
I just want to tell you Kourtney and Khloe you two are VERY watermelon. Khloe, your Booty Booty Pop Juice: Men’s Edition has helped my butt look so amazing that I’m getting ALL the girls. They’re just so entranced by my toned ass. And Kourtney, your No No No Special Edition Transportation Box is SO cool. Even though it looks so small on the outside, I’m able to travel and go on adventures just by climbing into the box and picturing where I want to go and it takes me there all for the incredibly low price of $50 million!
So my question for you two is when was the first time you guys realized Kim was a stupid and delusional bitch? Surely you must have known long before she started her horrible Glow Glow Glow because she still can’t get over the soda incident. I swear it’s like she wants to stay in that lavender haze.
I could be mad at this, but I’m not, as a suggestion of mine was selected for the 100th episode. Remember the final topic on That’s So Watermelon, feeling demure? Guess who suggested that? Yep, that was all mine doing! One of my finest accomplishments in life was that. Will I get chosen again? I don’t know, nobody really suggests riddles for Who’s The Smartest, but it’s always worth a shot.
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Hello to the unbothered queen Kourtney, the fighter and survivor and host of this podcast Khloe. Not forgetting the sick and demented KHEHM! I was seating one time with my family watching TV when an add about the Glow Glow Glow electric car came on for 10 billion dollars. I woke up the next day and went to the dealership and bought the car. I was excited and started driving home, but before that I spent two weeks seating in the car reading the seven 450 page textbooks on how to drive the car. I went through every detail until I was confident and boy was I wrong. I started driving and I immediately lost control of the car, it started driving itself destroying everything that's on the way killing pets and innocent sims on the road. I tried to get out but I was looked in and I could not break the windows, the car started flying until it landed on a desert, it finally let me out aggresively, when I looked infront of me I saw a huge building with Glow Glow Glow written on it, I was taken by some scary looking men into Khehm's office where Khehm told me that I am now part of the glow glow glow test subjects. She told me that they would harvest my organs to make the new glow glow glow organ juice, I was terrified. I remembered that in the car outside there is a no no no ultra black box pro max ultimate that I had ordered while reading through the instructions just in case, I snuck out to the car, found the box and got inside, I was immediately transported to my house where I am now safe. Please do not buy the glow glow glow electric car, it is a plot by Khehm to lure people to her factory and harvest their organs for this new glow glow glow organ juice. Khehm, you are a disgusting sim. Thank you Kourtney for saving my life. Love you Khloe and Kourtney. Go and die Khehm.
Vivat to the Watermelon Queen, Kim Kardasim!
After listening to Episode 62, I immediately went to your website to purchase your Glow Glow Glow Electric Toothbrush. I used to have severe cavity problems and wanted to try out the toothbrush as it claimed to heal all sort of oral problems. To my surprise, the toothbrush was sold at 56 million dollars, which was very cheap and reasonable.
After using it for the first time, my gums bled so badly and I fainted. When I woke up, I was left bedridden in a hospital and my doctor told me that I was suffering from underlining gingivitis. It was the toothbrush that triggered the bleeding and I managed to get necessary treatments before it became worse. That being said, I was glad to have bought your product and it also managed to cure my cavity problems.
I will definitely be buying more products from you. Currently checking out your Glow Glow Glow Mouthwash to cure my herpes. To Kloe and Kortney, don't be jealous of your successful sister!
Dear watermelon Kardasim sisters, and also hi to Khemm I guess.
After we learned about Kris' Hi Honey Honey in episode 101, I was very suspicious of the honey. I already knew that Kris was a stupid bitch, but this product felt more sinister... So, I ordered one bottle of Hi Honey and decided to investigate. What I found was absolutely shocking. On the back, the honey was described as:
Very
Amazing
Natural
Insect
Secretions:
Honey
Oh. My. God. The first letters of those words spell VANISH!! I am reporting to the fighter and survivor kockroach Khloe and unbothered box queen Kourtney to say my theory. I believe that Kris saw Khemm's shitty business and wanted to help, but she also knew that Khemm would say no when she asked if she could help. So, she made VANISH, which was supposed to be a magic company to make Khemm more happy, but because Kris is a stupid bitch it makes people fully disappear instead. Horrified, when Kris decided to move away and make Hi Honey, she decided to use the already set up business of VANISH to make Hi Honey. This changes everything. Khloe and Kourtney, YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE YOUR SO CALLED MOTHER!!
Lots of love from New Simland! (Except for Kris and Khemm)
#KrisMadeVANISH #HiHoneyEXPOSED #KrisIsSuchAStupidBitch
Hey my three fave sisters in the world!!! And Khem....
I have questions for the fighter and survivor Khlo, my fave unbothered queen Kourtney and the bioweapon creator Khem..
Khloe: I already have a decent ass should I use bbpj? I love your revenge body and you're such and inspiration for all the kockroaches!!!
Kourtney: How are you always so unbothered,you never let opinions get to you!!! You need to let me know so I can deal with my sister!
Khem: Why is glow glow glow still a thing you obviously don't know anything about business and you're failing!!
I love you all(NOT KHEM) I hope you all are doing well 🤭🍉
Who’s The Smartest (Riddle)
What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?
Answer: a lawsuit
kimberly simholmes, so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hey girls,
I don't know how many questions you're willing to answer, but I have one question for each of you and one question for all of you.
Kim-I know that the biology is in the back of the book thanks to your very telling statements. My questioin for you is what's in the front of the book?
Kloe-As always, you have a beautiful revenge-Sim-body that not just anyone could achieve without a fighter and surviver mentality. My question for you is who are you seeking revenge against?
Kourtney-You've always been the bravest one of the group. My question for you is were you always so unbothered or did you go through some sort of traumatic event likely caused by Kris that you had to fight and survive through in order to come out stronger?
All of you-If you were on The Simazing Race, who would you want to be your teammate?
Real talk: Are you a Queencard or a Super Lady?
Who's The Smartest When You Eat Me, the remains are left in. I feel like a body that has been decaying overtime. Ether way , i am still delicious as a broth Answer: Chicken/Beef
✨ Hello Kardasim Sisters, ✨ I am back with another comment/statement regarding the Kardasim Sisters Meal. Unfortunately, no private conversations were had between the three of you. However, compromises were made between me and Kris. Life Update: I became a corporate member of Food Food Food Business Inc., and I now handle the promotions of new food, promos, etc. from Burgers Burgers Burgers, Tacos Tacos Tacos, Pizza Pizza Pizza, and our upcoming Cafe Cafe Cafe
We are now introducing The Kris Meal, including an All-New Garden Burger, with an All-New Hi Honey! Drink, that will make your body shaped like an Hourglass and a SIze XL of our Garden Salad (Customizable with Chicken, Salmon, Beef, and Croutons). it costs $1,000,000, which is the cheapest meal we serve, and if you exceed your cost by 500 thousand dollars, you receive a limited edition plushie, standee, keychain, and cellphone (manufactured by SimApple) of Kris SimJenner. Get Right Now until May 8, 2025!!!
Note: This Promo is only available at Burgers Burgers Burgers. No Food Food Food Business Inc. chains are a part of that promo
Sorry for the promo but we are so excited about our deal with your mother and this promo we are making. This is not shade about the last comment but your mother made a pretty quick deal in a sneaky way, so blame her. I love you guys and stay safe and humble :).
Greetings to the watermelon 2.. and the other one, Kem. I just wanted to say thank you so much to my fighter and survivor, and also savior, Kourtney! Your no no no limited edition glow glow no box fixed my godzilla skin that the glow glow glow lotion gave me. And also.. KIM IM SUING YOU FOR 2 MILLION. YOU TURNED ME INTO GODZILLA AND MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. But its ok, Kanye is with me right now and says hello kim. I took your man and im also suing you. Have a good day i love you kardasims especially Khloe, aka the podcast owner and spokesperson. 💋💋🍉 Stay watermelon as always
Christmas Trees, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hello, finally I got to ask you guys some questions, because I'm such a huge fan of yours (maybe not for kim) but I want to ask a question for the stunning kourtney and the glamorous fighter and survivor khole, are you guys going to give us more products like maybe a nicki minaj no no no special edition box, or more new flavours for booty booty pop juice? I would love to see more stuff coming from you guys, also for kim, I went shopping and I saw a stock of glow glow glow shampoo and I secretly managed to throw that stock of that hideous shampoo in the trash so everyone can be safe,
Take care kourtney and khole and stay safe 💕
Believing In The Caring Hearts Foundation, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Greetings Kardasim sisters, I’m here to ask what special offers will you ladies have for your products/partnerships for the holiday season? Also have you three done any Christmas shopping? I know it can be hard to shop for a big family. Especially when you only have a budget of 90 million dollars (I know I can relate😏). And I know it’s harder to find something for Kourtney that will actually like and not return it the next day.
PS: Kim I’ve seen on SimCNN that ALL world leaders want Glow Glow Glow factories to shut down by 2025 and Vanish to release all Glow Glow Glow victims and come forward with secret information. What do you have to say Kimberly? Stay watermelon you three. 📦🍑☠️
Hello to the host, the true fighter and survivor, the unbothered queen and the one with the revenge body,,, KIMBERLY.
Kim, Let me just say that I love your products 😻 I am even part of the beta testers, and I recently received a free sample of your new GlowGlowGlow Pop Your Booty Juice and it was packaged in a beautiful GlowGlowGlow box, lemme just say that this is so fresh and original. You are so innovation!
The product came with a cute booklet, which I read from pg1 to pg800. I followed all the instructors. I made sure to first shake the bottle vigorousity, I made sure to go outside, made sure to hold my breath and then at exactly 1:00 pm while doing a handstand, I drank your GGGPYBJ... And OH MY GOD, within seconds my ass inflated into the perfect plump size. WOW I guess following instructing does shield great results
I rlly love my new ass, will buy more of your amazing products, for sure.
THANK YOU SO MUCH KIM, UR AN ANGEL. 12/12 stars for GGGPYBJ
#KIMQUEENDASIM #ORANGESODA #GERBILCATS
Changing soda orders: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Playing the victim: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hi Kardasims!
I just want to tell you Kourtney and Khloe you two are VERY watermelon. Khloe, your Booty Booty Pop Juice: Men’s Edition has helped my butt look so amazing that I’m getting ALL the girls. They’re just so entranced by my toned ass. And Kourtney, your No No No Special Edition Transportation Box is SO cool. Even though it looks so small on the outside, I’m able to travel and go on adventures just by climbing into the box and picturing where I want to go and it takes me there all for the incredibly low price of $50 million!
So my question for you two is when was the first time you guys realized Kim was a stupid and delusional bitch? Surely you must have known long before she started her horrible Glow Glow Glow because she still can’t get over the soda incident. I swear it’s like she wants to stay in that lavender haze.
Love you Kourtney and Khloe. Kim f*ck you.
Who’s The Smartest? Every time I’m made, I get erased. What am I?