Hello kardasims i hope you are having a good 2025 especially you Khloé the true fighter and survivor and Kueen Kourtney then best businesses woman EVER!!! Now to that middle sister...Megan? Idk i forgot about her name, anyways Megan i think for April fools you should make;
1. A glow glow glow g-lotion that turns you into a glowzilla
2. A glow glow glow face cream that gives you pimples
3. A glow glow glow sunscreen that burns you in the sun
4. A glow glow glow makeup kit that makes you look like a clown
5. A glow glow glow shampoo that makes your hair rough, tangled and messy
Trust me on this people love these pranks 😉 I've seen the statisticals and MAYBE this will get your company out of the red and if you think red is good remember Taylor has an album named red so you should be in the opposite colour which is green. Khloé, Kourt and citizens of sim earth you can thank me later. And Kim listen to me babe, ok byeeeeeee stay watermelon 💋💨
Heyy Kardasims!! I hope you guys are doing well except for Kim 💗We all know that Khloe is the self-proclaimed "True Fighter and survivor" and how Kim and Kourtney constantly deny it but there is some truth in this, as in "Kardashians in Friday the 13th" Khloe is the final girl showing off her survivor skills.
But in the Prudence and Zack channel, when they were playing Squid Game, KHLOE did in fact not survive as she fell through the glass due to her fat ass weighing too much. What are your thoughts on this?
(P.S Please make a part 2 of that video with the season 2 games!! it would be sooo watermelon 🍉)
Hi sisters I just want to say I love your podcast! I had just finished listening to all your episodes a couple hours ago because 102 episodes ago I had used the very first original glow glow glow face wash product from kim that had sent me into a coma for 5 years. I wasn’t aware of the terrible things it could do because at the time people were not aware of what a terrible product it actually was. Anyway I just want to say I love you Khloe and kourtney and Kim give me back 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE! maybe with some money! I’ll just See you in court bitch! Lysm yall! Except you Kim.
Hello Kourtney khloe and their guest Kim I’m watermelon Pop juice 🧃 and I have a question for all three of you as I have watched over you on so many journeys, but there have been a couple things that have left me puzzled. 🤔 starting off with kourtney how did you make the crickets quiet down while all of you were stranded on the island for khloe while on your trip to the Grand Canyon Kim said there was a zombie in the bathroom. Do you believe her because I don’t I think she was lying and to Kim when you were kidnapped by saw he forced you to play a game and your punishment was to wear glow glow glow lotion. Why did you explode after putting it on within seconds? Did you not read the instructions? That’s all lady’s sorry for the long text and I look forward to future adventures with you and have a watermelon day 🍉
Hey to the fighter and survivor kim, the talented lawyer and businesswoman kourtney, and the one who doesn’t give a damn khloe. My question is for kim. Just like you i also have problematic sisters named koturneh and kohlohwee. So as the wisest sister, how do you make them listen to your advice so they will be less problematic?
Hi sisters! It’s Nathan, from the original post about the No No No Blackest Box! I’ve been doing well since the incident but unfortunately my cat died (irl rip Felix). He had a great life and everyone he knew loved him so much:)
I wanted to write today to let Kourtney know that I ordered the No No No pet cemetery box, thinking it would be a great final resting place for my son! I also bought the Glow Glow Glow funeral bagpipe CD and Kim still found a way to make a CD blow up so thats NOT what I’ll be talking about today.
I’ve just put him in there and was about to bury him, but then I started hearing meowing come from the box !! I knew it was too good to be true but I looked inside anyways and to my surprise, I open the box and I see my baby boy as a KITTEN!!! Kourtney THANK you so much but also I have a feeling you weren’t aware that this is what your product can do. You’ve changed my life. Khloe and KHEM pale in comparison to your grace and wisdom.
Hey kardasim sisters khloe, kourtney and khieim. i have a question for the three of you. we all know that rob is kris' favorite, who do you think is her 2nd favorite child?
Thank you so much for picking my questions last time. I totally understand why you didn't have time to fit them all in and because of that I actually had time to expand on my last question. Kim and Kourtney, thanks for your well thought out answers, for sharing your wealths of knowledge with your loyal listeners, and most importantly for understanding that sometimes your fans can get so excited when they write to their idols that they forget to spell check everyones name. Khloe, thanks for answering my question on Kloe's behalf. (Maybe go to her for revenge sim body advice. You could really use it) Your passionate response made watching the end of "Kardasians in Paranormal Activity" way more satisfying to watch. I hope Kim and Kourtney had as much fun strangling you and leaving you to die as I did whitnessing them do it and I hope Kourtney's skin is still as clear as can be.
My question is who would each of you want to be your partners on the simazing race and what would be your strategy?
Hello kardasim sisters, (Kockroach khloe and Kourtney) oh and Kim? Whatever that bio weapon chemist name is. Listen up KHEM I have a long lawsuit coming for you. My poor innocent mother bought me the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream for my birthday and it went so wrong. My birthday cakes candles were lit and my mom wanted me to hurry up and open the “present.” When I did, the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream EXPLODED and sent my mom flying outside my house and to vanish. A note flopped out that read, “HELP ME. KHEM IS RUNNING AFTER ME AND I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME. I GOT TO A CLOSET IN TIME TO
HOPEFULLY HIDE BUT I DONT KNOW IF ILL BE HERE MUCH LONGER. ALL I HAVE IS MY NO NO NO BOX TO TRY AND LIVE. PLEASE GET THIS NOTE OUT. - Stacy” I was confused 🤔 because I thought Stacy was missing but I think bio chemist KHEM found her location. Stacy used to be my friend and she texted me something disturbing and it may be how Kim found her. The message said, “the glow glow glow radiation seeped into my skin because she puts radioactive waste in her products and she also puts gps trackers in there, get this out to the world” Anyways here’s my question for KEEM, “why the f*ck did you decide to even do the flop company glow glow glow, and where is my mom?”
Hello first to my idol Kim, the accomplished biochemist with a burgeoning body count. Also hello to her sidekicks Khloe, the enraged one and Kourtney, the one with the least interesting face. My question for you is in terms of IQ, how would you rank you three simsters?
You might remember me as the one who purchased Jooty Jooty Jop Puice a while back and today, I wanted to write this to you so you can be aware:
Kourtney, I recently purchased your latest product - No No No Ultra Supreme Premium Chocolate Covered Diamond Make Your Wish Comes True box for a bargain price of 50 millions. Per my humble personality, I was about to wish for only 100 millions so I can give back the extra 50 millions to charity 😊 . However, before I could finish making my wish, the box started to glow and violently shook, then it stopped with a loud "thud". I looked inside and instead of my 100 millions, I saw this orange colored vial with the label GGG on it. Before I could even do anything, the vial cracked and the orange gas inside formed a shape that looked awfully similar to Kim... I was horrified, but it was too late. This Kim-shaped gas figure asked me to give her a name, so I named her "Kimis Ab Itch". She then started crying and told me that I was being rude, but she was willing to look past that and would give me a glowing makeover that is worth 100 millions. I immediately ran away and till now, she's still pursuing me. Kourtney, has Kim infiltrated your product???
Regardless, I won't have much time left before Kimis Ab Itch catches up to me so please, Khloe and Kourtney, avenge me and kick Kim out of the Khloe Kardasim podcast and have Lana or Taylor take over her segment. It's my only wish before perishing.
Greatest Kardasims! I, Elphasim would like to greet all of you a good day, well, except for the skank bitch that made my skin green, Kim. Glinda gifted me a no no no mystery box with goodies inside for my birthday which i was surprised she could afford since it was 712 Billion sim-dollars, I was so happy that I jumped with joy as I went in my house to open said gift, When I opened the box, I was met with such lovely products such as the raspberry booyah, the all in one ass ass booty rejuvinator and other products. But one product caught my eye, the Glow Grow Greens Digestive Cleanser which as said in the bottle, will clean up your digestive tracks within a 1 hour, I was feeling constipated that time so I took no hesitation drinking it since it was Khloe’s product, but when I was done, I washed the bottle and noticed that the label is dissolving off, when I was finished, I was SHOCKED. Glow Glow Glow Green Plutonium Kombucha was its original label, I got scared and called 911 but I immidiately felt the effects, My skin turned green and radioactive, my boothyhole became closed and my butt drooped to the ground, and my hair falled out making me bald. I have been living like this for almost a year now and i feel humiliated, ashamed of who I am. Thanks to your products you stupid bitch, I hope your factory will burn to the ground. Skank ass bitch, I am going to sue you so hard. Oh and Khloe, keep it up and Kourtney, hmm….how could you have a glow glow glow product inside your mystery box, i feel so betrayed. 🙁
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Khloe in Wonderland - So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon
Who's the smartest?:
Kouprey
(I only picked this word because it sounds like Kourtney)
Hello kardasims i hope you are having a good 2025 especially you Khloé the true fighter and survivor and Kueen Kourtney then best businesses woman EVER!!! Now to that middle sister...Megan? Idk i forgot about her name, anyways Megan i think for April fools you should make;
1. A glow glow glow g-lotion that turns you into a glowzilla
2. A glow glow glow face cream that gives you pimples
3. A glow glow glow sunscreen that burns you in the sun
4. A glow glow glow makeup kit that makes you look like a clown
5. A glow glow glow shampoo that makes your hair rough, tangled and messy
Trust me on this people love these pranks 😉 I've seen the statisticals and MAYBE this will get your company out of the red and if you think red is good remember Taylor has an album named red so you should be in the opposite colour which is green. Khloé, Kourt and citizens of sim earth you can thank me later. And Kim listen to me babe, ok byeeeeeee stay watermelon 💋💨
Heyy Kardasims!! I hope you guys are doing well except for Kim 💗We all know that Khloe is the self-proclaimed "True Fighter and survivor" and how Kim and Kourtney constantly deny it but there is some truth in this, as in "Kardashians in Friday the 13th" Khloe is the final girl showing off her survivor skills.
But in the Prudence and Zack channel, when they were playing Squid Game, KHLOE did in fact not survive as she fell through the glass due to her fat ass weighing too much. What are your thoughts on this?
(P.S Please make a part 2 of that video with the season 2 games!! it would be sooo watermelon 🍉)
Hi sisters I just want to say I love your podcast! I had just finished listening to all your episodes a couple hours ago because 102 episodes ago I had used the very first original glow glow glow face wash product from kim that had sent me into a coma for 5 years. I wasn’t aware of the terrible things it could do because at the time people were not aware of what a terrible product it actually was. Anyway I just want to say I love you Khloe and kourtney and Kim give me back 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE! maybe with some money! I’ll just See you in court bitch! Lysm yall! Except you Kim.
I have a question for Kim.
Kim, how many people do you have working at your glow glow glow factory?
The Flintstones: so watermelon or so not watermelon
taking credit for someone else's idea - so watermelon or so not watermelon🍉
Hello Kourtney khloe and their guest Kim I’m watermelon Pop juice 🧃 and I have a question for all three of you as I have watched over you on so many journeys, but there have been a couple things that have left me puzzled. 🤔 starting off with kourtney how did you make the crickets quiet down while all of you were stranded on the island for khloe while on your trip to the Grand Canyon Kim said there was a zombie in the bathroom. Do you believe her because I don’t I think she was lying and to Kim when you were kidnapped by saw he forced you to play a game and your punishment was to wear glow glow glow lotion. Why did you explode after putting it on within seconds? Did you not read the instructions? That’s all lady’s sorry for the long text and I look forward to future adventures with you and have a watermelon day 🍉
Hey to the fighter and survivor kim, the talented lawyer and businesswoman kourtney, and the one who doesn’t give a damn khloe. My question is for kim. Just like you i also have problematic sisters named koturneh and kohlohwee. So as the wisest sister, how do you make them listen to your advice so they will be less problematic?
Workers unionizing: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi sisters! It’s Nathan, from the original post about the No No No Blackest Box! I’ve been doing well since the incident but unfortunately my cat died (irl rip Felix). He had a great life and everyone he knew loved him so much:)
I wanted to write today to let Kourtney know that I ordered the No No No pet cemetery box, thinking it would be a great final resting place for my son! I also bought the Glow Glow Glow funeral bagpipe CD and Kim still found a way to make a CD blow up so thats NOT what I’ll be talking about today.
I’ve just put him in there and was about to bury him, but then I started hearing meowing come from the box !! I knew it was too good to be true but I looked inside anyways and to my surprise, I open the box and I see my baby boy as a KITTEN!!! Kourtney THANK you so much but also I have a feeling you weren’t aware that this is what your product can do. You’ve changed my life. Khloe and KHEM pale in comparison to your grace and wisdom.
PS he has red eyes and I also keep finding dead animals and sometimes fingers under my bed but he’s alive and that’s all that matters ❤️❤️ #NONONO #MakeSimericaNOAgain #Catdied #Heactuallyisdeadirlripfelix
#kockroachesaregross
Kim. Are you becoming a lawyer because no lawyer will dare to represent glow glow glow?
Hey kardasim sisters khloe, kourtney and khieim. i have a question for the three of you. we all know that rob is kris' favorite, who do you think is her 2nd favorite child?
#Kockroach #Khloe_Fighter_and_Survivor
#Kourtney_No_No_No
#Khieim_Flop_Flop_Flop
#FindStacey
Hey girls,
Thank you so much for picking my questions last time. I totally understand why you didn't have time to fit them all in and because of that I actually had time to expand on my last question. Kim and Kourtney, thanks for your well thought out answers, for sharing your wealths of knowledge with your loyal listeners, and most importantly for understanding that sometimes your fans can get so excited when they write to their idols that they forget to spell check everyones name. Khloe, thanks for answering my question on Kloe's behalf. (Maybe go to her for revenge sim body advice. You could really use it) Your passionate response made watching the end of "Kardasians in Paranormal Activity" way more satisfying to watch. I hope Kim and Kourtney had as much fun strangling you and leaving you to die as I did whitnessing them do it and I hope Kourtney's skin is still as clear as can be.
My question is who would each of you want to be your partners on the simazing race and what would be your strategy?
Hello kardasim sisters, (Kockroach khloe and Kourtney) oh and Kim? Whatever that bio weapon chemist name is. Listen up KHEM I have a long lawsuit coming for you. My poor innocent mother bought me the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream for my birthday and it went so wrong. My birthday cakes candles were lit and my mom wanted me to hurry up and open the “present.” When I did, the glow glow glow ass ass eye face mango cream EXPLODED and sent my mom flying outside my house and to vanish. A note flopped out that read, “HELP ME. KHEM IS RUNNING AFTER ME AND I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME. I GOT TO A CLOSET IN TIME TO
HOPEFULLY HIDE BUT I DONT KNOW IF ILL BE HERE MUCH LONGER. ALL I HAVE IS MY NO NO NO BOX TO TRY AND LIVE. PLEASE GET THIS NOTE OUT. - Stacy” I was confused 🤔 because I thought Stacy was missing but I think bio chemist KHEM found her location. Stacy used to be my friend and she texted me something disturbing and it may be how Kim found her. The message said, “the glow glow glow radiation seeped into my skin because she puts radioactive waste in her products and she also puts gps trackers in there, get this out to the world” Anyways here’s my question for KEEM, “why the f*ck did you decide to even do the flop company glow glow glow, and where is my mom?”
#FINDSTACY #WHERESMYMOM #BANGLOWGLOWGLOW
🍾🥳💃
Ola Kardasims,
Hello first to my idol Kim, the accomplished biochemist with a burgeoning body count. Also hello to her sidekicks Khloe, the enraged one and Kourtney, the one with the least interesting face. My question for you is in terms of IQ, how would you rank you three simsters?
Best wishes
KimIsthebeast
Hi sisters, can you do an highlight of the Glowzilla's appearance in the podcast (episode 63)? Love from France. You're all so watermelon🍉🍉🍉
To Khloe and Kourtney,
You might remember me as the one who purchased Jooty Jooty Jop Puice a while back and today, I wanted to write this to you so you can be aware:
Kourtney, I recently purchased your latest product - No No No Ultra Supreme Premium Chocolate Covered Diamond Make Your Wish Comes True box for a bargain price of 50 millions. Per my humble personality, I was about to wish for only 100 millions so I can give back the extra 50 millions to charity 😊 . However, before I could finish making my wish, the box started to glow and violently shook, then it stopped with a loud "thud". I looked inside and instead of my 100 millions, I saw this orange colored vial with the label GGG on it. Before I could even do anything, the vial cracked and the orange gas inside formed a shape that looked awfully similar to Kim... I was horrified, but it was too late. This Kim-shaped gas figure asked me to give her a name, so I named her "Kimis Ab Itch". She then started crying and told me that I was being rude, but she was willing to look past that and would give me a glowing makeover that is worth 100 millions. I immediately ran away and till now, she's still pursuing me. Kourtney, has Kim infiltrated your product???
Regardless, I won't have much time left before Kimis Ab Itch catches up to me so please, Khloe and Kourtney, avenge me and kick Kim out of the Khloe Kardasim podcast and have Lana or Taylor take over her segment. It's my only wish before perishing.
Keep fighting and surviving Khl-
Listener Response
Greatest Kardasims! I, Elphasim would like to greet all of you a good day, well, except for the skank bitch that made my skin green, Kim. Glinda gifted me a no no no mystery box with goodies inside for my birthday which i was surprised she could afford since it was 712 Billion sim-dollars, I was so happy that I jumped with joy as I went in my house to open said gift, When I opened the box, I was met with such lovely products such as the raspberry booyah, the all in one ass ass booty rejuvinator and other products. But one product caught my eye, the Glow Grow Greens Digestive Cleanser which as said in the bottle, will clean up your digestive tracks within a 1 hour, I was feeling constipated that time so I took no hesitation drinking it since it was Khloe’s product, but when I was done, I washed the bottle and noticed that the label is dissolving off, when I was finished, I was SHOCKED. Glow Glow Glow Green Plutonium Kombucha was its original label, I got scared and called 911 but I immidiately felt the effects, My skin turned green and radioactive, my boothyhole became closed and my butt drooped to the ground, and my hair falled out making me bald. I have been living like this for almost a year now and i feel humiliated, ashamed of who I am. Thanks to your products you stupid bitch, I hope your factory will burn to the ground. Skank ass bitch, I am going to sue you so hard. Oh and Khloe, keep it up and Kourtney, hmm….how could you have a glow glow glow product inside your mystery box, i feel so betrayed. 🙁