To the watermelon Kardasims, how are you guys feeling with Last Celebrity To Leave the Island Wins? It feels really tense right now!
ps Kourtney i knew for the fact that you wouldn’t be eliminated because the other girls are threatened by you. To Kim, im so sorry that Taylor was eliminated and not you but look at the bright side! at least Khloe didn’t nominate you…….. oh wait she did 🧐. Well love you guys 🥰🥰
Hey sisters! This one is for Khloé, the fighter, survivor, kockroach queen, and #1 BBPJ spokesperson.
I was in my house last night and found my mom on the floor puking up some glowing stuff, and next to the puddle was a box of GGG cookies! Remembering your catchy TV ad, I grabbed some BBPJ Strawberry Soda, and made my mom drink all of it. Not only did she get better, but she also got the perfect ass! I thank you for your life-saving ad, and will be buying more BBPJ. 🙏
Hello to the sisters!2 Episodes of Diva house have passed since the last Podcast Episode. What are some thoughts you want to share after those 2 eliminations? Spoilers for the next sentences, I personally have some thoughts myself. It was so refreshing to see some Nicki and Lana content after so long, I loved that Roses are my Sons cameo. Khloe, you are such a fighter and survivor for making it this far, go Queen Kockroach. And to you Kay, Eye, Em, which spells Kahme, you did so well in episode 3!!! Everybody kept chanting your name. Isn't that such a delight? It's like your customer complaint list, all unanimous and numerous (and Kuhm since I know you wouldn't know the meaning of unanimous, it means everybody had one united opinion 😁) My question is, what other celebrities that weren't in the competition to begin with, would you wish were in? (Example Cardi, Gaga, Kylie, Katy, etc)Anyways, goodluck and I hope you sisters make it even further in the show! (Or well, the ones that are still in it 😏)
Hello to my favorite sister *ahem kourtney* I have a question for Khloe and Kim.
I recently have been listening to your podcast and I realized that you guys both hate each other's products. So I did something no one else dared to do, I bought Glow Glow Glow face moisturizer. I also bought Booty Booty Pop Juice face moisturizer, and I bought Kylie Cosmetics Face moisturizer.
I was about to go to bed and I sperated my face into three sections and I put all three products on and waited all night. I woke up with a massive inflation on my right cheek from Booty Booty Pop Juice. Then on my left cheek my eyeball looked like it was about to fall out because of Glow Glow Glow, and yes kim i followed all the instructions and watched YOUR OWN tutorial on it. Then my chin looked stunning and gorgous because of Kylie Costemtics. Kim I would expect a lawsuit. And Khloe expect a call from your lawyer. Maybe get some tips from Kylie.
Hi Khloe, And kourtney! I have questions for the 3 of you. For khloe: how do you be a fighter and survivor? Love ya! for kourtney: what skin products do you use? Bc your skin is glowing❤️(Kim don’t plug glow glow glow you stupid bitch) for Kim: why do you create bio weapons? bonus question for you Kim, why are you so stupid?
love you guys besides Kim.❤️❤️❤️ Stop being a dumbass Kim.
Heyyy Sisters! …And Kim. 😒 I have a question for Kourtney.
Kim’s Glow Glow Glow Eyebrow Arching Cream DISINTEGRATED my eyebrows. No I read the instructions but I think was mislabeled because it was in Sim-Russian! So I filed a complaint and they never got back to me. I ordered No No No Face Spray, and my eyebrows grew back, but a bit too thick. So I called the company and they wrote me a check for 75 simoleons for Kims faulty facade. How do you feel about them giving me a check for KIMS MISTAKE? Thanks, Sisters. Kim, You’re not worth my lawsuit.
Hello to the sisters. This question is for Kim. I bought the Glow Glow Glow Pepper Spray, and I kept it just in case for a situation I needed it.
But one day, two burglars beige into my house with baseball bats. Shocked, I hid inside my closet and tried to call the police, but they heard my mumbling and prepared to hit me with their baseball bats.
I then pulled out the Glow Glow Glow pepper spray, and it looked like it worked for a bit, but then they recovered and had beautiful, clear skin.
I ran out of the house as quickly as I could and called the police, but they already stole my jewelry worth around $4,800. Defeated, I returned to my house, and was about to destroy the pepper spray out of anger, but then I thought about trying it on myself.
I sprayed it on myself with a deep breath, and I had beautiful, clear, glowing skin. When I went out that day, I met a guy that eventually became my new boyfriend.
Kim, why do you make products that work in opposite ways? You have lots of potential, but you just advertise your products incorrectly. I hope this makes you improve your marketing for Glow Glow Glow.
Hello to Kim, Kourtney, and the Queen of Blackmail, Khloe. I bought your Booty Booty Pop Underwear with BootyPopping+ Technology. But when I tried the underwear on, the lights suddenly went dark.
Then I received a text messages from an unknown number that read, "I have several pictures of your booty hole. Send $100,000 right now or face the consequences." I quickly undressed since I only had the underwear on and turned on my phone flashlight, but then I saw a small shine woven in the underwear fabric.
I shred the underwear into pieces and saw a hidden camera and GPS tracker. I knew it was on because there was a red light blinking. I called the police, but it was too late. The unknown caller uploaded my booty hole pictures.
When there police investigated the area, they saw shredded electric wires, which they determined was the cause of the blackout. They also collected fingerprints that matched with Khloe Kardasim's fingerprints.
Khloe, are you using your product to blackmail your loyal customers? I feel so betrayed, and you should prepare to get interviewed by the police.
Hello Kardasims! I'll get straight to the point: your podcast is the most entertaining sht I've listened to. I started a week ago way back from episode 1 and I caught up to the latest and for some reason, something's been bugging me. And that's when it hit me. Each of you have a signature catchphrase of sorts: Kim with her "WHYYY???" followed by ugly crying, Kourtney with her deadpan "No", and Khloe's glorious "OH MY GOD" screams. Kim seems to ugly cry every episode whenever you talk about her shit-of-a-company Glow, Glow, Glow. So is Kourtney's "No". How come Khloe doesn't says hers? Which leads to my question:
To Kim and Kourtney: Since Khloe only says "oh my god" whenever she gets hurt, can you two make it a practice to inflict pain to Khloe? That high-pitched screams of hers are so sweet to hear, and I assume you two will enjoy it as well. And since Khloe's a glorified fighter and survivor, she can take whatever you dish upon her with no problem. Not to mention she's the queen of kockroaches and we all know how resillient roaches are.
hi Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim!!! IM ur biggest fan! Tell your evil sister Kem that she is not a #fighterandsurviver. I've been feeling a little insecure about my small asscheeks so i bought some Glow Glow Glow Ass Explosion cream. Ive heard that some people are dying because theyre not using glow glow glow properly, so i made sure to read instructions and use it properly. I rubbed the cream in between my ass cheeks, and per Kem's instructions, twerk like de nicki minaj for about 6 - 10 minutes. The bottle says that this cream will make your ass explode in size, about double what it was before. Well, my ass literally exploded. It blew my cheeks to pieces, and ripped a hole in bedroom ceiling. I had to be rushed to the hospital where i had to have an emergency Ass transplant. The doctors prescribed me Booty Booty pop juice Bussy Enhancer to heal my ass, and it worked. Hey stupid bitch Kem, give me a full refund or else ill start a strawberry soda company and put your face on it!!!! #khlowisafighterandsurvivor, #kourtneyno, #kourtneyisking, #organizingcookies
hi khloe and kourtney!! my question for you is whats the worst experience you've ever had using glow glow glow?? love from the uk #khloeisafighterandsurvivor#kimberlyboooooo
I want to say this rn i want to speak up to everyone who have tried Glow glow glow. KIM WHAT IN THE ROTTEN WATERMELON U PUT IN THERE. My sis buyed ur Glow glow glow serum and LITERALLY BURN HER FACE. and u say dermatologist doesnt recommended this, why did u not put like a WARNING..Btw my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE. ) the product Work rlly well <3 Tysm now my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE.)
Hi all. I'm a poor Filipino straight guy. Before my honeymoon with my wife, I bought the limited edition Glow Glow Glow Viagra called "Grow Grow Grow that PP" for $.05. I was happy because it was discounted as well so I basically had it for free.
Now I may be poor, but I am not stupid. I read the instruction carefully and slowly and 100×. I rubbed the cream on my eyeballs and left it for 3 hrs without blinking. It increased the size of my penis but the problem was everytime I moan, the words "We the real rockstar and I'm the biggest of all of em" comes out.
I tried to contact the company but I was told that you changed policies already. Meaning to give reviews/complaints, the customers have to install the GGG app which costs $500.00. And from the app, we can call the company for $40 per min.
Again, I'm just a poor person. I am posting here hoping that Kim would see this.
To the sweetest, most caring and most generous sister, Khloe. I'm a huge fan yours and consider myself as the biggest Kockroach in the whole simverse.
I used to work as a nail technician for you. You asked my boss to fire me because you told her that you cannot bear to see me holding your hand. My friends took it negatively, but I know that you just wanted to tell me that I am meant to be more than what I used to be. Moreover, I also sent you before a selfie of me wearing a Kockroach shirt and you replied with "Hahaha ewww". I know that it was just a typo and you really meant to say "Huhu awwwe 😍" and for that, I can say that you really are the sweetest.
You even gave me one of your sweatpants that you bought from Kim's brand because you said, "only a fat person fits in it." I want to thank you for that because of all people, you chose me to give me your hand me downs. I am super blessed.
On the other hand, I posted a selfie on my simstagram wearing the sane sweatpants and Kim replied, "Wow so gorge 😍😍". I just want you Kim to know how I felt bullied and attacked by your comment. I felt the sarcasm and bullying in the words that your posted. Please don'tbreply to my posts. I don't like you.
So Khloe, I want to be like you someday. How do I do that?
hello sisters, I’m Connor. my question is for the dumb stupid ugly bitch Kourtney. I bought one box of no, no, no (premium edition) and the only difference From the original was that it came with a singular crumb of a cheerio. What the hell Kourtney?
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To the watermelon Kardasims, how are you guys feeling with Last Celebrity To Leave the Island Wins? It feels really tense right now!
ps Kourtney i knew for the fact that you wouldn’t be eliminated because the other girls are threatened by you. To Kim, im so sorry that Taylor was eliminated and not you but look at the bright side! at least Khloe didn’t nominate you…….. oh wait she did 🧐. Well love you guys 🥰🥰
Hey sisters! This one is for Khloé, the fighter, survivor, kockroach queen, and #1 BBPJ spokesperson.
I was in my house last night and found my mom on the floor puking up some glowing stuff, and next to the puddle was a box of GGG cookies! Remembering your catchy TV ad, I grabbed some BBPJ Strawberry Soda, and made my mom drink all of it. Not only did she get better, but she also got the perfect ass! I thank you for your life-saving ad, and will be buying more BBPJ. 🙏
#BBPJ #BoycottGGG #StrawberrySoda #FighterAndSurvivor #KockroachForever
Hello to the sisters! 2 Episodes of Diva house have passed since the last Podcast Episode. What are some thoughts you want to share after those 2 eliminations? Spoilers for the next sentences, I personally have some thoughts myself. It was so refreshing to see some Nicki and Lana content after so long, I loved that Roses are my Sons cameo. Khloe, you are such a fighter and survivor for making it this far, go Queen Kockroach. And to you Kay, Eye, Em, which spells Kahme, you did so well in episode 3!!! Everybody kept chanting your name. Isn't that such a delight? It's like your customer complaint list, all unanimous and numerous (and Kuhm since I know you wouldn't know the meaning of unanimous, it means everybody had one united opinion 😁) My question is, what other celebrities that weren't in the competition to begin with, would you wish were in? (Example Cardi, Gaga, Kylie, Katy, etc) Anyways, goodluck and I hope you sisters make it even further in the show! (Or well, the ones that are still in it 😏)
Hello Kardasim sisters!!! Greetings from Sri Lanka ❤️
This question is for Kim, the Glow Glow Glow serial killer. You have 3 failed marriages. Why do you think you're so bad at marriage?
Hello to my favorite sister *ahem kourtney* I have a question for Khloe and Kim.
I recently have been listening to your podcast and I realized that you guys both hate each other's products. So I did something no one else dared to do, I bought Glow Glow Glow face moisturizer. I also bought Booty Booty Pop Juice face moisturizer, and I bought Kylie Cosmetics Face moisturizer.
I was about to go to bed and I sperated my face into three sections and I put all three products on and waited all night. I woke up with a massive inflation on my right cheek from Booty Booty Pop Juice. Then on my left cheek my eyeball looked like it was about to fall out because of Glow Glow Glow, and yes kim i followed all the instructions and watched YOUR OWN tutorial on it. Then my chin looked stunning and gorgous because of Kylie Costemtics. Kim I would expect a lawsuit. And Khloe expect a call from your lawyer. Maybe get some tips from Kylie.
Love you Kourtney <333
- Moonlight
Hi Khloe, And kourtney! I have questions for the 3 of you. For khloe: how do you be a fighter and survivor? Love ya! for kourtney: what skin products do you use? Bc your skin is glowing❤️(Kim don’t plug glow glow glow you stupid bitch) for Kim: why do you create bio weapons? bonus question for you Kim, why are you so stupid?
love you guys besides Kim.❤️❤️❤️ Stop being a dumbass Kim.
Heyyy Sisters! …And Kim. 😒 I have a question for Kourtney.
Kim’s Glow Glow Glow Eyebrow Arching Cream DISINTEGRATED my eyebrows. No I read the instructions but I think was mislabeled because it was in Sim-Russian! So I filed a complaint and they never got back to me. I ordered No No No Face Spray, and my eyebrows grew back, but a bit too thick. So I called the company and they wrote me a check for 75 simoleons for Kims faulty facade. How do you feel about them giving me a check for KIMS MISTAKE? Thanks, Sisters. Kim, You’re not worth my lawsuit.
Love, Bellva! 😊
Hello to the sisters. This question is for Kim. I bought the Glow Glow Glow Pepper Spray, and I kept it just in case for a situation I needed it.
But one day, two burglars beige into my house with baseball bats. Shocked, I hid inside my closet and tried to call the police, but they heard my mumbling and prepared to hit me with their baseball bats.
I then pulled out the Glow Glow Glow pepper spray, and it looked like it worked for a bit, but then they recovered and had beautiful, clear skin.
I ran out of the house as quickly as I could and called the police, but they already stole my jewelry worth around $4,800. Defeated, I returned to my house, and was about to destroy the pepper spray out of anger, but then I thought about trying it on myself.
I sprayed it on myself with a deep breath, and I had beautiful, clear, glowing skin. When I went out that day, I met a guy that eventually became my new boyfriend.
Kim, why do you make products that work in opposite ways? You have lots of potential, but you just advertise your products incorrectly. I hope this makes you improve your marketing for Glow Glow Glow.
Love, sugarpinkclouds
Hello to Kim, Kourtney, and the Queen of Blackmail, Khloe. I bought your Booty Booty Pop Underwear with BootyPopping+ Technology. But when I tried the underwear on, the lights suddenly went dark.
Then I received a text messages from an unknown number that read, "I have several pictures of your booty hole. Send $100,000 right now or face the consequences." I quickly undressed since I only had the underwear on and turned on my phone flashlight, but then I saw a small shine woven in the underwear fabric.
I shred the underwear into pieces and saw a hidden camera and GPS tracker. I knew it was on because there was a red light blinking. I called the police, but it was too late. The unknown caller uploaded my booty hole pictures.
When there police investigated the area, they saw shredded electric wires, which they determined was the cause of the blackout. They also collected fingerprints that matched with Khloe Kardasim's fingerprints.
Khloe, are you using your product to blackmail your loyal customers? I feel so betrayed, and you should prepare to get interviewed by the police.
Love, sugarpinkclouds
Hello Kardasims! I'll get straight to the point: your podcast is the most entertaining sht I've listened to. I started a week ago way back from episode 1 and I caught up to the latest and for some reason, something's been bugging me. And that's when it hit me. Each of you have a signature catchphrase of sorts: Kim with her "WHYYY???" followed by ugly crying, Kourtney with her deadpan "No", and Khloe's glorious "OH MY GOD" screams. Kim seems to ugly cry every episode whenever you talk about her shit-of-a-company Glow, Glow, Glow. So is Kourtney's "No". How come Khloe doesn't says hers? Which leads to my question:
To Kim and Kourtney: Since Khloe only says "oh my god" whenever she gets hurt, can you two make it a practice to inflict pain to Khloe? That high-pitched screams of hers are so sweet to hear, and I assume you two will enjoy it as well. And since Khloe's a glorified fighter and survivor, she can take whatever you dish upon her with no problem. Not to mention she's the queen of kockroaches and we all know how resillient roaches are.
More power to you all!
#Whyyyyyy
#No
#WheresKhloesOhMyGod
hi Khloe and Kourtney Kardasim!!! IM ur biggest fan! Tell your evil sister Kem that she is not a #fighterandsurviver. I've been feeling a little insecure about my small asscheeks so i bought some Glow Glow Glow Ass Explosion cream. Ive heard that some people are dying because theyre not using glow glow glow properly, so i made sure to read instructions and use it properly. I rubbed the cream in between my ass cheeks, and per Kem's instructions, twerk like de nicki minaj for about 6 - 10 minutes. The bottle says that this cream will make your ass explode in size, about double what it was before. Well, my ass literally exploded. It blew my cheeks to pieces, and ripped a hole in bedroom ceiling. I had to be rushed to the hospital where i had to have an emergency Ass transplant. The doctors prescribed me Booty Booty pop juice Bussy Enhancer to heal my ass, and it worked. Hey stupid bitch Kem, give me a full refund or else ill start a strawberry soda company and put your face on it!!!! #khlowisafighterandsurvivor, #kourtneyno, #kourtneyisking, #organizingcookies
hi khloe and kourtney!! my question for you is whats the worst experience you've ever had using glow glow glow?? love from the uk #khloeisafighterandsurvivor #kimberlyboooooo
Hey Kim Khloe and Kourtney! If you had to choose which name is the best, what would you choose? Nonah, Aidan, Amelia, Sophia, or Brooklyn?
I want to say this rn i want to speak up to everyone who have tried Glow glow glow. KIM WHAT IN THE ROTTEN WATERMELON U PUT IN THERE. My sis buyed ur Glow glow glow serum and LITERALLY BURN HER FACE. and u say dermatologist doesnt recommended this, why did u not put like a WARNING..Btw my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE. ) the product Work rlly well <3 Tysm now my sis loved ur product ( BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE.)
Ye new marriage... so 🍉 or so not 🍉
Ye moving on....so 🍉 or so not 🍉
ye new wife... so 🍉 or so not 🍉
Hi all. I'm a poor Filipino straight guy. Before my honeymoon with my wife, I bought the limited edition Glow Glow Glow Viagra called "Grow Grow Grow that PP" for $.05. I was happy because it was discounted as well so I basically had it for free.
Now I may be poor, but I am not stupid. I read the instruction carefully and slowly and 100×. I rubbed the cream on my eyeballs and left it for 3 hrs without blinking. It increased the size of my penis but the problem was everytime I moan, the words "We the real rockstar and I'm the biggest of all of em" comes out.
I tried to contact the company but I was told that you changed policies already. Meaning to give reviews/complaints, the customers have to install the GGG app which costs $500.00. And from the app, we can call the company for $40 per min.
Again, I'm just a poor person. I am posting here hoping that Kim would see this.
To the sweetest, most caring and most generous sister, Khloe. I'm a huge fan yours and consider myself as the biggest Kockroach in the whole simverse.
I used to work as a nail technician for you. You asked my boss to fire me because you told her that you cannot bear to see me holding your hand. My friends took it negatively, but I know that you just wanted to tell me that I am meant to be more than what I used to be. Moreover, I also sent you before a selfie of me wearing a Kockroach shirt and you replied with "Hahaha ewww". I know that it was just a typo and you really meant to say "Huhu awwwe 😍" and for that, I can say that you really are the sweetest.
You even gave me one of your sweatpants that you bought from Kim's brand because you said, "only a fat person fits in it." I want to thank you for that because of all people, you chose me to give me your hand me downs. I am super blessed.
On the other hand, I posted a selfie on my simstagram wearing the sane sweatpants and Kim replied, "Wow so gorge 😍😍". I just want you Kim to know how I felt bullied and attacked by your comment. I felt the sarcasm and bullying in the words that your posted. Please don'tbreply to my posts. I don't like you.
So Khloe, I want to be like you someday. How do I do that?
hello sisters, I’m Connor. my question is for the dumb stupid ugly bitch Kourtney. I bought one box of no, no, no (premium edition) and the only difference From the original was that it came with a singular crumb of a cheerio. What the hell Kourtney?