So I tried booty booty pop juice and now it's giving me a bigger ahh. But Idk how it even got like this, but I'm purple? Like shouldn't this be safe to use 🤨.
Anyways, Kim I also bought the glow glow glow yummy chummy juice to make my skin glow and it's been getting red and swollen. I think it's working 😜. live laugh love the product!
Lastly, Kourtney you're the chill one so I'm not gonna say anythin bout chu.
ALSO DO YALL PLAY ROBLOX? PLS LIST YOUR USERNAME!!!
Hey Kardasim sisters! This is my first time writing in and I just wanted to say that you three are the most watermelon around. Khloe, the fighter and survivor kockroach, Kourtney, the unbothered queen, and Khem is okay I guess. My question is for Khem. I work at a shoe store, and I was recently putting away shipments, when, to my horror, we received to box FULL of the new Glow Glow Glow Shoe Shine Shine Shine. I tried to warn my boss how dangerous this would be, but she told me to put it out anyway. As a long time listener, I knew to at least try to read the instructions, so I spent all night looking at the included textbook. I even ordered the special Glow Glow Glow Shine Protector Goggles as instructed. The next day, I had to demo it for a customer, and made sure that we all wore the goggles as I put it on as instructed. To my surprise, it seemed to work at first, but it was far too bright. I suddenly heard a car crash outside, and ran to discover that the shoes were now so shiny and bright that they had blinded everyone in a 1 mile radius who wasn't protected. Thankfully, I managed to contain them in a No No No Vantablack Box, but I am now being sued by the city for 8 million. Please Khem, can you represent me in court? Or at least give me a refund on the goggles I ordered?
🆘⚠️im trapped inside the glow glow glow vanish headquarters basement underground floor no.37 yes, above me lie 36 more floors and above that the actual building starts which is of 16 more floors and below me are 13 more floors each having 22 cells/prison i was drugged and kidnapped and bought to the glow glow glow vanish hq basement just for making a honest review on that con artist scam fucking frauds product "glow glow glow-bioflower seeds" which were ment to grow biology friendly flowers but ended up blasting my city i filed a complaint and made a video on this issue next morning i woke up in cell/prison no.17 i started yelling,crying,screaming for help then kim arrived and opened the jail door and shove me in the wall and kicked me on my face and started verbally and physically abusing me. Its been 88¡4 days since im the prison i see my prison mates getting killed,shooted,thrown pesticides at its so sad please help queen khloe and queen kourtney pleaseeee
Hey sisters. I'm here to see if you can confirm my conspiracy. I've been adding up the numbers and all answers lead to the fact KHLOE is the real face behind the disasters glow glow glow.. I think booty booty pop juice sales were low and Khloe just thought it would be funny to add toxins into a package or two. Ever since it started working, Khloe has been paying Kim's workers to add the toxins into the products and to send in complaints on this podcast. I mean I support the hustle girl because your a fighter and survivor or whatever.. but you and Kim are sisters.. OR ARE YOU? I think the alien from the "Area 51" video swapped places with Khloe and this is how it all started. 🙄 Anyways Kim I'm supporting you during this. I believe you.
also kourt is innocent and is a chill sweetie pop.
Kim, my school brought Glow Glow Glow for our science class and it blew up, my favorite principal was submitting a review when i saw him get dragged from our school by someone wearing an FBI suit but instead it said GGG, which i think stands for Glow Glow Glow... i followed him in the GGG limo and saw him go to the water fall where I remember a previous episode said that their friend who well WAS Kim's assistant got thrown in the same well, i heard 3 different people scream for help, when i looked up, i saw 3 GGG agents with the same knockoff FBI suit, standing there with an electrical staff and they started running towards me, I got on my my bike and drove the hell out of there. 2 days later, I got my booty booty pop juice and no no no orders and packages because I was gonna take down those agents and save my people, I rode my bike but decided to install booty booty pop juice as a booster and my bike wen 40mph. THE TIME OF MY LIFE. Then i disguised m self with a special no no no invisibility box for $30M, I forced the agents to drink the booty booty pop juice. I saved the people from VANISH. They are all safe and we are on the run. Kim, you ratchet bitch, you wont find us, and if you do, our no no no boxes and booty booty pop juice will defeat you and your ghetto company. Kourtney and Khloe, dont Trust that whore, shell come for you next. Stay watermelon all except Rebecca or whatever the hell. #KourtneyandKhloekickass#Kourtneyontop#Khloefighterandsurvivor#KHIM/KEMisadumbbitch also im a fellow Kockroach and us kockroaches will take Kim's cockroach ass down. ALSO we already have the watermelons which Rebecca did NOT create, and the Kockroaches that Khloe made. Kourtney needs her fandoms now.-
Hello to the watermelon Kardasims Khloe and Kourtney. Kim? No.
Kim, I am so angry with you. I am going to sue you for everything you have after what you put me and my family through.
I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Pizza to eat with my family and we suffered disturbing mutations. I woke up the next morning with a mouth on my stomach and my belly button had moved to where my mouth was. My wife woke up with 25 fingers on each hand. And our two kids just vanished after their first bite. Right after they vanished we received a text from VANISH saying "DO NOT WORRY, THEY ARE IN A BETTER PLACE". Kim, your Glow Glow Glow Pizza has ruined my family. I want you to fix me and my wife and we want our two beautiful children back (Denis & Dora). If not, I will sue you and your company to the ground. We read all the 2734 instructions on how to eat the pizza, so why is this happening? Kim, you are a disgrace.
Exciting news, sisters! I accidentally applied glow glow glow's toxic bug repellent to my arm, and to my amazement, it left my skin incredibly soft and cleared all marks and scars. I even tested it on my face and noticed a four-year de-aging effect, giving me glowing skin. How can bug repellent do this? Perhaps Kim should intentionally create items that could hurt people and sims. She already shows a shocking level of ignorance, sheer stupidity and lack of common sense. Do you think she should consider making glow glow glow nuclear weapons so she can solve global issues such as hunger and homelessness? Share your thoughts, beautiful sisters! love the product kourtney ❤️❤️
Hello Kardasims! Maybe Kim too. Speaking of Kim I'm here to report something I found out about her which is truly shocking but honestly expected of her. So I was shopping at the Booty Booty Pop Juice website and got a random pop-up that reads "Get Booty Booty Pop Juice for free after buying this!". I was very curious so I decided to look into it and clicked on the ad. It took me to a very sketchy website and it also said it was an unsecure website which was very weird. I scrolled further and saw some obviously fake "Booty Booty Pop Juice" boxes. Out of curiousity, I decided to buy one since I remembered that most products show where they're from once delivered. I waited a few days and got my package. I looked for the description sticker and to my surprise there wasn't one, it was sent to me in just a plain cardboard box. I opened it and saw a box of Booty Booty Pop Juice so I opened the box and guess what I saw, GLOW GLOW GLOW! Fyi, I also didn't get the free booty booty pop juice as promised! So guys, don't click on a suspicious ad that says Buy this for free Booty Booty Pop Juice.
Hi to the wonderful extravaganza kardasims! Except to the failing pathetic "buisness woman" Kim. I literally hate you Kim, you're the reason why I have to get both of the kidneys, my liver, my lungs basically everything that is vital of your body taken out for artificial ones! So.. let me explain how this all happened, when my mum picked me up for school, she got me some food because I didn't eat lunch that day, so when she handed me over the bag it was labelled as "McGlowGlowGlow" I didn't really think much of it because I was starving and it totally went over my head about about your horrid brand. When I took out the burger and fries it came with a ketchup packet labelled "Toxic emission flavour!" I thought it was just some spicy flavour, I poured out the ketchup and it literally looked like toxic waste.. I dipped my fries into it and took a bite, first it wasn't that bad so I took a bite of the burger, nothing happened. So I kept eating, after a while I felt my stomach grumbling and making the most violent sounds.. My mother asked if I was okay and I just replied with a thumbs up 'cause I wasn't in the state to talk and then came the disaster.. I started throwing up radioactive material EVERYWHERE. It literally melted the whole car and burnt my mother's FACE OFF.. The FBI was called to take me to a special confined room that I was kept in.. It was literally traumatising and I can't stop crying, but when I cry I CRY OUT RADIOACTIVE TEARS. The special doctors have advised me to drink booty booty pop juice as meds that will mend effects of your horrid fast food chain food. Soon I'll be going through surgery so they can replace my organs because they're hazardous to my body now. Im literally in so much dept now because the surgery is costing me a fortune and I wanted to finish off with my education but guess I'll not be able to now. Thanks Kim. I hope your flopped buisness ends up dead in a ditch like how you, you know what your assistants! Anyways.. stay watermelon!
Hey Kardasims, I was listening to Episode 86 of Khloe's podcast, and in the episode, Kim says that Glow Glow Glow pays "Very Well," the bank where they send all the money they earn, which is then distributed among the workers. Very Well has previously given me the wrong withdrawal and deposit amounts for my checks, ‼️ so hearing their Glow Glow Glow affiliation made me suspicious. 🤔 I immediately went to the nearest deteriorating Very Well to investigate. I went inside the building to an ATM to withdraw all the money from my Very Well account. Suddenly, I hear a bunch of screams. 😱 I turn around and see three people dressed provocatively in black with big bags and guns. They shouted at everyone to get on the ground so I death dropped onto the floor. Then, one of them sashayed to the tellers, 💃 demanding 100000000000000 money, 🤑 while the other two forced themselves into the back. Without thinking, I followed them into the back to see if I could find any information. I went through file cabinets and there was one file in glitter that said "top secret (keep hidden!!)" that stood out to me. 📁 It was a report by Agent Gibbs explaining how Very Well was hiring unqualified workers and that Glow Glow Glow, Vanish, and Very Well were participating in a money laundering scheme. 🤯 I looked across from me and saw one of the bags the robbers dropped. I looked inside and saw an ID with the name "Hubert Hands." My jaw immediately fell to the floor and into hell. 😈 In the distance, I hear an "okurrrrr, this is what that bitch deserves for messing up my face in a tutorial, now let's blow it." A big a$$ explosion followed. 💥 I looked around to see Very Well's vault busted open with the two robbers zoomin inside. Immediately after, I see the courageous, sexiest security guard De Nicki Mineh run into the vault. 🏃♀️ Due to the amount of smoke in the air from the explosion, I ran out of the bank. 💨 Just as I got out, I turn around and see De Nicki Mineh with three of the robbers handcuffed, two of them being Hubert and Cardi B. Nicki exclaimed, "You bitches thought you could run away from the generous queen?" 💅 I breathed a sigh of relief and seductiveness.
So Kim, how is it like knowing you are actively participating in a money laundering scheme and that Cardi was trying to commit backpay on you messing up her face in a GGG tutorial? 🧐 Khloe and Kourtney, the Kockroach and No communities love you. See y'all 👋
(btw it would be so watermelon if simgm made a video on the glow glow glow lore with its own specific story, my ass 🍑 would grow bigger if it happened 😍)
Hello sisters, this is Chanel Boo. as I’ve previously reported, I was trapped in dimension G, Kim’s terrible “set”. As she stated, a key was indeed found & one of her workers came to grab me. Literally, grab me. I was immediately put in a headlock and saw the evil, kim kardasim walk into the room then speak to one of the zombie workers. She opened her mouth like jim carrey in the mask & said, “bl3H BL07P WHYY EEĘP H00S” which translates to, “Send it to the well”. Before I could get pushed violently in that disgraced well, I luckily got out of their arms. I ran past everything I could; including a weird room, with the name tag, “Stacy sim-lewis”. The room was locked with the highest security. I will definitely be coming back to it whe- ..
What was that? Oh god.. is that.. a giant.. XENOMORPH GLOW QUEEN AHHHH27)3!29KD£|!SOMEONE HEL-
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Kehm doing karaoke: So watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?
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hey kardaksim sisters!
(you guys are the most watermelon!!)
I have a message for khole..
So I tried booty booty pop juice and now it's giving me a bigger ahh. But Idk how it even got like this, but I'm purple? Like shouldn't this be safe to use 🤨.
Anyways, Kim I also bought the glow glow glow yummy chummy juice to make my skin glow and it's been getting red and swollen. I think it's working 😜. live laugh love the product!
Lastly, Kourtney you're the chill one so I'm not gonna say anythin bout chu.
ALSO DO YALL PLAY ROBLOX? PLS LIST YOUR USERNAME!!!
-thank you,
Areli (A-REA- LEE)
Hey Kardasim sisters! This is my first time writing in and I just wanted to say that you three are the most watermelon around. Khloe, the fighter and survivor kockroach, Kourtney, the unbothered queen, and Khem is okay I guess. My question is for Khem. I work at a shoe store, and I was recently putting away shipments, when, to my horror, we received to box FULL of the new Glow Glow Glow Shoe Shine Shine Shine. I tried to warn my boss how dangerous this would be, but she told me to put it out anyway. As a long time listener, I knew to at least try to read the instructions, so I spent all night looking at the included textbook. I even ordered the special Glow Glow Glow Shine Protector Goggles as instructed. The next day, I had to demo it for a customer, and made sure that we all wore the goggles as I put it on as instructed. To my surprise, it seemed to work at first, but it was far too bright. I suddenly heard a car crash outside, and ran to discover that the shoes were now so shiny and bright that they had blinded everyone in a 1 mile radius who wasn't protected. Thankfully, I managed to contain them in a No No No Vantablack Box, but I am now being sued by the city for 8 million. Please Khem, can you represent me in court? Or at least give me a refund on the goggles I ordered?
omg! khloe,kourtney help meee
☢☣ glow glow glow ☣☢
🆘⚠️im trapped inside the glow glow glow vanish headquarters basement underground floor no.37 yes, above me lie 36 more floors and above that the actual building starts which is of 16 more floors and below me are 13 more floors each having 22 cells/prison i was drugged and kidnapped and bought to the glow glow glow vanish hq basement just for making a honest review on that con artist scam fucking frauds product "glow glow glow-bioflower seeds" which were ment to grow biology friendly flowers but ended up blasting my city i filed a complaint and made a video on this issue next morning i woke up in cell/prison no.17 i started yelling,crying,screaming for help then kim arrived and opened the jail door and shove me in the wall and kicked me on my face and started verbally and physically abusing me. Its been 88¡4 days since im the prison i see my prison mates getting killed,shooted,thrown pesticides at its so sad please help queen khloe and queen kourtney pleaseeee
#boycottglowglowglow #kimscam #flopflopflop #glowglowbio #queenkhloe #queenkourtney #bbpjandnnnbetterthanglowglowglow
hey just a quick question, is kim's swollen ass a result of a failed product testing of glow glow glows Ass Serum? (ps kims a b*tch, khloe the queen)
Hey sisters. I'm here to see if you can confirm my conspiracy. I've been adding up the numbers and all answers lead to the fact KHLOE is the real face behind the disasters glow glow glow.. I think booty booty pop juice sales were low and Khloe just thought it would be funny to add toxins into a package or two. Ever since it started working, Khloe has been paying Kim's workers to add the toxins into the products and to send in complaints on this podcast. I mean I support the hustle girl because your a fighter and survivor or whatever.. but you and Kim are sisters.. OR ARE YOU? I think the alien from the "Area 51" video swapped places with Khloe and this is how it all started. 🙄 Anyways Kim I'm supporting you during this. I believe you.
also kourt is innocent and is a chill sweetie pop.
Kim, my school brought Glow Glow Glow for our science class and it blew up, my favorite principal was submitting a review when i saw him get dragged from our school by someone wearing an FBI suit but instead it said GGG, which i think stands for Glow Glow Glow... i followed him in the GGG limo and saw him go to the water fall where I remember a previous episode said that their friend who well WAS Kim's assistant got thrown in the same well, i heard 3 different people scream for help, when i looked up, i saw 3 GGG agents with the same knockoff FBI suit, standing there with an electrical staff and they started running towards me, I got on my my bike and drove the hell out of there. 2 days later, I got my booty booty pop juice and no no no orders and packages because I was gonna take down those agents and save my people, I rode my bike but decided to install booty booty pop juice as a booster and my bike wen 40mph. THE TIME OF MY LIFE. Then i disguised m self with a special no no no invisibility box for $30M, I forced the agents to drink the booty booty pop juice. I saved the people from VANISH. They are all safe and we are on the run. Kim, you ratchet bitch, you wont find us, and if you do, our no no no boxes and booty booty pop juice will defeat you and your ghetto company. Kourtney and Khloe, dont Trust that whore, shell come for you next. Stay watermelon all except Rebecca or whatever the hell. #KourtneyandKhloekickass #Kourtneyontop #Khloefighterandsurvivor #KHIM/KEMisadumbbitch also im a fellow Kockroach and us kockroaches will take Kim's cockroach ass down. ALSO we already have the watermelons which Rebecca did NOT create, and the Kockroaches that Khloe made. Kourtney needs her fandoms now. -
Kim! Quickly, can you explain on what condensation is? I need it for my collage essay love to kourtney
Hello to the watermelon Kardasims Khloe and Kourtney. Kim? No.
Kim, I am so angry with you. I am going to sue you for everything you have after what you put me and my family through.
I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Pizza to eat with my family and we suffered disturbing mutations. I woke up the next morning with a mouth on my stomach and my belly button had moved to where my mouth was. My wife woke up with 25 fingers on each hand. And our two kids just vanished after their first bite. Right after they vanished we received a text from VANISH saying "DO NOT WORRY, THEY ARE IN A BETTER PLACE". Kim, your Glow Glow Glow Pizza has ruined my family. I want you to fix me and my wife and we want our two beautiful children back (Denis & Dora). If not, I will sue you and your company to the ground. We read all the 2734 instructions on how to eat the pizza, so why is this happening? Kim, you are a disgrace.
The UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Exciting news, sisters! I accidentally applied glow glow glow's toxic bug repellent to my arm, and to my amazement, it left my skin incredibly soft and cleared all marks and scars. I even tested it on my face and noticed a four-year de-aging effect, giving me glowing skin. How can bug repellent do this? Perhaps Kim should intentionally create items that could hurt people and sims. She already shows a shocking level of ignorance, sheer stupidity and lack of common sense. Do you think she should consider making glow glow glow nuclear weapons so she can solve global issues such as hunger and homelessness? Share your thoughts, beautiful sisters! love the product kourtney ❤️❤️
The list of every known Glow Glow Glow product (So far) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hello Kardasims! Maybe Kim too. Speaking of Kim I'm here to report something I found out about her which is truly shocking but honestly expected of her. So I was shopping at the Booty Booty Pop Juice website and got a random pop-up that reads "Get Booty Booty Pop Juice for free after buying this!". I was very curious so I decided to look into it and clicked on the ad. It took me to a very sketchy website and it also said it was an unsecure website which was very weird. I scrolled further and saw some obviously fake "Booty Booty Pop Juice" boxes. Out of curiousity, I decided to buy one since I remembered that most products show where they're from once delivered. I waited a few days and got my package. I looked for the description sticker and to my surprise there wasn't one, it was sent to me in just a plain cardboard box. I opened it and saw a box of Booty Booty Pop Juice so I opened the box and guess what I saw, GLOW GLOW GLOW! Fyi, I also didn't get the free booty booty pop juice as promised! So guys, don't click on a suspicious ad that says Buy this for free Booty Booty Pop Juice.
Kourtney, does Kehms ass still haunt you since the magazine cover?
Hi to the wonderful extravaganza kardasims! Except to the failing pathetic "buisness woman" Kim. I literally hate you Kim, you're the reason why I have to get both of the kidneys, my liver, my lungs basically everything that is vital of your body taken out for artificial ones! So.. let me explain how this all happened, when my mum picked me up for school, she got me some food because I didn't eat lunch that day, so when she handed me over the bag it was labelled as "McGlowGlowGlow" I didn't really think much of it because I was starving and it totally went over my head about about your horrid brand. When I took out the burger and fries it came with a ketchup packet labelled "Toxic emission flavour!" I thought it was just some spicy flavour, I poured out the ketchup and it literally looked like toxic waste.. I dipped my fries into it and took a bite, first it wasn't that bad so I took a bite of the burger, nothing happened. So I kept eating, after a while I felt my stomach grumbling and making the most violent sounds.. My mother asked if I was okay and I just replied with a thumbs up 'cause I wasn't in the state to talk and then came the disaster.. I started throwing up radioactive material EVERYWHERE. It literally melted the whole car and burnt my mother's FACE OFF.. The FBI was called to take me to a special confined room that I was kept in.. It was literally traumatising and I can't stop crying, but when I cry I CRY OUT RADIOACTIVE TEARS. The special doctors have advised me to drink booty booty pop juice as meds that will mend effects of your horrid fast food chain food. Soon I'll be going through surgery so they can replace my organs because they're hazardous to my body now. Im literally in so much dept now because the surgery is costing me a fortune and I wanted to finish off with my education but guess I'll not be able to now. Thanks Kim. I hope your flopped buisness ends up dead in a ditch like how you, you know what your assistants! Anyways.. stay watermelon!
Hey Kardasims, I was listening to Episode 86 of Khloe's podcast, and in the episode, Kim says that Glow Glow Glow pays "Very Well," the bank where they send all the money they earn, which is then distributed among the workers. Very Well has previously given me the wrong withdrawal and deposit amounts for my checks, ‼️ so hearing their Glow Glow Glow affiliation made me suspicious. 🤔 I immediately went to the nearest deteriorating Very Well to investigate. I went inside the building to an ATM to withdraw all the money from my Very Well account. Suddenly, I hear a bunch of screams. 😱 I turn around and see three people dressed provocatively in black with big bags and guns. They shouted at everyone to get on the ground so I death dropped onto the floor. Then, one of them sashayed to the tellers, 💃 demanding 100000000000000 money, 🤑 while the other two forced themselves into the back. Without thinking, I followed them into the back to see if I could find any information. I went through file cabinets and there was one file in glitter that said "top secret (keep hidden!!)" that stood out to me. 📁 It was a report by Agent Gibbs explaining how Very Well was hiring unqualified workers and that Glow Glow Glow, Vanish, and Very Well were participating in a money laundering scheme. 🤯 I looked across from me and saw one of the bags the robbers dropped. I looked inside and saw an ID with the name "Hubert Hands." My jaw immediately fell to the floor and into hell. 😈 In the distance, I hear an "okurrrrr, this is what that bitch deserves for messing up my face in a tutorial, now let's blow it." A big a$$ explosion followed. 💥 I looked around to see Very Well's vault busted open with the two robbers zoomin inside. Immediately after, I see the courageous, sexiest security guard De Nicki Mineh run into the vault. 🏃♀️ Due to the amount of smoke in the air from the explosion, I ran out of the bank. 💨 Just as I got out, I turn around and see De Nicki Mineh with three of the robbers handcuffed, two of them being Hubert and Cardi B. Nicki exclaimed, "You bitches thought you could run away from the generous queen?" 💅 I breathed a sigh of relief and seductiveness.
So Kim, how is it like knowing you are actively participating in a money laundering scheme and that Cardi was trying to commit backpay on you messing up her face in a GGG tutorial? 🧐 Khloe and Kourtney, the Kockroach and No communities love you. See y'all 👋
(btw it would be so watermelon if simgm made a video on the glow glow glow lore with its own specific story, my ass 🍑 would grow bigger if it happened 😍)
Hello sisters, this is Chanel Boo. as I’ve previously reported, I was trapped in dimension G, Kim’s terrible “set”. As she stated, a key was indeed found & one of her workers came to grab me. Literally, grab me. I was immediately put in a headlock and saw the evil, kim kardasim walk into the room then speak to one of the zombie workers. She opened her mouth like jim carrey in the mask & said, “bl3H BL07P WHYY EEĘP H00S” which translates to, “Send it to the well”. Before I could get pushed violently in that disgraced well, I luckily got out of their arms. I ran past everything I could; including a weird room, with the name tag, “Stacy sim-lewis”. The room was locked with the highest security. I will definitely be coming back to it whe- ..
What was that? Oh god.. is that.. a giant.. XENOMORPH GLOW QUEEN AHHHH27)3!29KD£|!SOMEONE HEL-
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