Suggestion: I have an idea to spice things up in Who's The Smartest. Other than just it being unknown words that get forgotten 2 episodes later, how about we go for random trivia or riddles? I feel like that could be more engaging and interesting while keeping the uncertainty and rage. I also have the idea where in the 100th episode, Who's The Smartest would be trivia questions based on stuff that was talked about in the podcast.
Hey to the Kardasim sisters, and happy new year! To celebrate, I bought all the products of the two most watermelon sisters, and I'm excited to try them all. My question is: what are the new products you're planning on releasing this 2024? Personally, I want a Booty Booty Pop wine, and a No No No box - Holiday edition. Stay watermelon! 🍉
Hello to Khloe and Kourtney. Not Kim. I'd like to report something horrible that I witnessed while in the mall. I bought the newest No No No box and a fresh batch of Booty Booty Pop Juice. But when I got home, I noticed that all the labels were peeling off for some reason. I took them off, and underneath said "Glow Glow Glow moisturizer" and it expired 5 years ago. Kim is disguising her disgusting shipments as Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No boxes. Kourtney and Khloe, what do you plan to do about this? Are you going to sue Kim because she's potentially harming your loyal customers? Please do something 😭
Hello to the only Kardasims worthy of respect: Kourtney and Khloe. I am here to talk about the Glow Glow Glow tour by Kim. She tried to hold a concert like Taylor SimSwift, but of course, no one showed up. Being the queen of scammers, Kim used AI to use Khloe and Kourtney's voices to promote her concert. Because everyone loves them and hates Kim, thousands of sims showed up at the concert, including me. To our horror, Kim came onstage with her workers and started throwing GlowGlowGlow at everyone. Everyone was screaming and turning into cockroaches. I barely escaped. I already called the authorities. Kim, why do you keep ruining sims' lives and sabotaging Kourtney and Khloe's reputation? You were never watermelon.
hi kardasim sisters. my name is sailor moon!! i love LOVE your guy's podcast so much and have been an avid listener since the beginning. kem, the queen bio weaponary, khloe, the queen cockroach and fighter and survivor, and kourtney, the silent but smart woman who ATE on diva power😭🤍 (im sorry khloe but kourtney ate yo ass up on diva power). anyways my question is, what's yalls favorite anime or what would be your anime name? love u 3 and hope u all are well ♡ #fighterandsurvivor#kourtneyATEonDivaPowerWhenSheSlappedRupual#KimILoveYouButPLEASEStopGaslightingYourVictims#anime
Hi the most watermelon sisters! Kourtney is my favourite, Klhoe is a fighter and survivor and Kim is hilarious!!! Now my question is for Kim, Kim what is the difference between a bowl of oranges and an orange salad?? Love y'all I listen to you guys everyday before school ❤️❤️❤️❤️
hii kardasim sisters kehm, khloe, and the best one of all, Kourtney the no no no queen and real fighter and survior. Kourtney and her No No No boxes are so amazing. Kourtney needs to give Kehm some buisness tips, because not only is she an awful lawyer, but ABSOLUTE GARBAGE buisness owner too!
Kourtney has gone through everything shes gone through without any dentist work unlike the other two sisters.. My question is to kehm. Why are you such a stupid betch who cant own up to your actions? Your buisness is absolutely garbage and YOU KNOW THAT. I mean like you make AWFULL products that you know fulll and dang well that they are not good for the skin, people literally try to call in their complaints to you, and you blame it on them for them not reading the 6 million 4 hundred and 30 thousand intructions... LIKE WHO THE HECK HAS TIME FOR THAT?? I dont understand why the athorities dont shut down your God awfull buisness once and for all. Not to mention her "soothing" voice IS NOT SOOTHING AT ALL. love yall so much #kehmisamatieralgirl#freerobloxforeveryone#nonono#kehmsucks
Hey kardasims! and kim I hope you have a great day Khloe the true fighter and survivor and kourtney the one with um something probably better than kim.
So I'm here to complain about Kim's glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum. When I bought the glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum and the 2999 paged book I was so excited to use it. I first read the instructions in the 2999 paged book and tried the serum on my friends lips. At first the serum looked so good, it just had a bright glow to it. It was green. And then I went home and left the serum at my friend's house.
He called a minute later saying he washed it of his lips and poured it down the drain but I didn't mind because it was just 1,000,000,001 dollars. The next day the whole neighbourhood was radioactive and all the people including me became mutants.
There was only one solution to this which was the no no no anti glow glow glow box. I opened the box and all the glow glow glow was sucked up into the box curing all of us. THANKS KOURTNEY!!
hey yall! I wanna show again that some fans of the podcast and SimGM have a Discord where we talk about our fav topics and what we love about SimGM! Feel free to join https://discord.gg/wrZqjMhNmj
Hello, Kardasims! I just want to get straight to the point. I'll ask you the question first, then the story, alright? Onto the question.
This is for Kourtney and Khloe. Have you heard about the movie Kim's been producing for the past 2 years? It's called Glow Glow Glow: Revolution, and it's set to release in January.
For a bit of background, i am a famous actress in SimHollywood named Countera Clockver Dumbasim who was unfortunate enough to be casted as the main role for the movie. TRUST ME, I DIDN'T VOLUNTARILY SIGN UP TO BE IN IT, I WAS THREATNED. Kimwanted to show the world that Glow Glow Glow is the best business in the world, and what better way to do that than making a terrible movie.
To explain the plot, i play a girl named Kimlove ( i know, weird name ), who lives in an isolated city taken over by evil dictators named Courtney and Chloe. The citizens of said city are forced to live in boxes and drink a beverage called " Butt Butt Explosion Juice ", which is why everyone's asses in the city are flat! Kimlove wanted to rebel against these " evil dictators ”, so she formed a rebellion she called Glow Glow Glow. With her friend named Glowe, who happens to be a chemist able to produce radioactive substances to " help " his fellow citizens and take down the dictators.
Acting for this movie was TORTURE. We were around radiation 24/7 because she wanted the experience to feel like " we were the Glow Glow Glow ". I sure do feel like Glow Glow Glow because I glow in the dark now. The actor for Glowe, aka the famous Anderson Sim Yas Davi The Great ( we just call him Andy ), ended up in the HOSPITAL because his teeth started to fall out after he rubbed Glow Glow Glow Teeth Cleaner on his face for a scene, which was exactly what one of the 870 directions said to do.
For the action scene, Andy and I had to ride on top of a GLOW GLOW GLOW DINOSAUR! No, it was NOT fun! Sitting on that thing felt like shoving knifes in my ass! The dinosaur had huge radioactive crystals on it's back, which fell off EVERY TIME IT MOVED. Some of them hit some of the cameras while filming ( which wasn't the only thing they fell on ), which is why the camera quality is ASS.
Speaking of ass, my ass became FLAT THANKS TO ALL THE RADIATION ON SET. Maybe if KIM gave me a hazmat suit ( which she had on ), I WOULD'VE BEEN FINE! Luckily, i've been drinking LOTS of Booty Booty Pop Juice. Thanks to that AMAZING product, i got my lucious booty back. No wonder Khloe sponsors it!
Oh, and Kourtney... ily <33
Alright, thanks for reading! I am SO glad my contract expired so i could share this information. For YEARS, me, Andy, and everyone else had to SUFFER! Yet, we couldn't do anything. Thank the goddess Kourtney this forum exist.
Hi Kardasim Queen Kim (Not Khem, learn how to speak Khloe), and unbothered Queen Kourtney, and fake business woman Khloe.
Look at this amazing sweater I got as an early gift!
This question is for the FAKE business woman, Khloe: why are you pooping so low? You have always been jealous of Kim, and it's literally so embarrassing
Hey Kardasims, first off Khloe I love you, booty booty pop juice is so delicious and it made my booty as big as two watermelons, it's so watermelon. Kourntey I love how you don't give any sh1ts, you are so watermelon and no no no is so much better than glow glow glow. Kim you're alright I guess. My boyfriend stupidly assumed that I like glow glow glow because of this podcast, for our anniversary he bought me the Glow Glow Glow Delicious Orange Soda Body Butter, I pretended to like it since I love my boyfriend, I put it on my arms after showering LIKE YOU SAID ON THE BOX KIM! and I got 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER MY BODY! I've been in the hospital for weeks and the doctors said I MAY LOSE MY ARMS! Kim your ass is gonna get sued so hard it'll deflate you Monster creating bioweapon making STUPID BITCH! anyways love you Khloe! #staywatermelon
Dear Kardasims, I recently purchased the brand new "no no no clone making box". I decided to clone myself since I do not have many friends and who better to be best friends with than yourself right??😜🤪 So I placed the box in the centre of the room and chanted Kourtney's name several times as instructed. The ground began to shake violently and.. ✨POOF✨ the clone appeared in front of me, except it wasn't MY clone, it was KOURTNEY'S CLONE. She body slammed me down to the ground, snatched my weive and stole my Simflix password all in ONE SWIPE!! She ran off to who knows where before I could catch her. KOURTNEY, are you trying to create some sort of no no no CULT to take over the WORLD or something!?! UHMM SO NOT WATERMELON!!! ((P.s Kourney you are still my fav because we are alike in many ways. One of them being that our asses are as flat and lifeless as our personalities 😛✌🏾)
((P.P.S Kloe please slap Kehm for doing that gross voice EVERY GODDAMN PODCAST!! 😞)) Lots of love from East Africa 🌍💚
hello to the watermelon sisters! this is for kim! i used the new glow glow glow long lasting brow serum and my eyebrows grew immensely and i resembled the lorax the main problem here is that everytime i tried to trim them they grew 10x more than they were before and i started getting bullied at school i would've sued but tbe 5 minute call window for the helpline was too short for me to get through all the questions i need to answer but i found an alternative! i used booty booty pop juice and my eyebrows slowly but surely shrunk back to its normal size so thanks khloe and booty booty pop juice! and thanks to kourtneys brand no no no for selling big enough empty boxes and jars i could store the eyebrow hair
HEYYYYY QUEENS! I'm Roj from SimKurdistan and I just wanna ask a few questions! You guys are really big here and your on all the billboards. However, that being said, Kim recently added a factory in our city of naquestria. The wicked witch changed the city's beautiful name with such rich culture, heritage and history to....and I hate even typing this "Glow Glow Glowing" when asked why she did this, the snake said that she wanted the factory to be the monument of the of the city. As someone who lives in naquestria, I was forced by police to leave my family and work in a factory, I was in shock of the horrible conditions and all the flies in there, one time I was sewing a body suit and I saw the words "help me" written in a thick red liquid, much like blood. I have since escaped the city and I'm now in the capital. Over here only billboards of BBPJ and NO NO NO remain, this city hasn't been plagued yet. The mentioning of Kim's name or her company is taboo but I'm worried for my family.
Now that that's out of the way let's move onto the questions
Kim, why are you such a stupid bitch And do this to my country?
Kim, you have to remove your factory and leave us alone please!
Khloe and Kourtney, we have so many billboards of you yet you never have come here! I was hoping I could spend this time to invite you to SimKurdistan for an interview to boost your already top of the chart popularity scores! Would you like to?
And Kim, again, why do you force people, like myself, out of their homes to work for you stupid bitch company, and make your stupid bitch products? Seriously I'm worried about my family!
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Suggestion: I have an idea to spice things up in Who's The Smartest. Other than just it being unknown words that get forgotten 2 episodes later, how about we go for random trivia or riddles? I feel like that could be more engaging and interesting while keeping the uncertainty and rage. I also have the idea where in the 100th episode, Who's The Smartest would be trivia questions based on stuff that was talked about in the podcast.
Your comment doesn't get picked in the podcast: so watermelon or so not watermelon.
Hello Khloe, kourtney and kim, first of all you guys are such sweet watermelons.
I have a question for khloe, I purchased booty booty pop juice and it made me ass so fat
I started getting more attention! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCTS!
Can you please do an aphrodisiac pop juice?
Kourtney gave me a free no no no box and it arrived around three days thanks Kim your glow glow glow took TWO YEARS TO GET TO MY HOME
Hey to the Kardasim sisters, and happy new year! To celebrate, I bought all the products of the two most watermelon sisters, and I'm excited to try them all. My question is: what are the new products you're planning on releasing this 2024? Personally, I want a Booty Booty Pop wine, and a No No No box - Holiday edition. Stay watermelon! 🍉
Hello to Khloe and Kourtney. Not Kim. I'd like to report something horrible that I witnessed while in the mall. I bought the newest No No No box and a fresh batch of Booty Booty Pop Juice. But when I got home, I noticed that all the labels were peeling off for some reason. I took them off, and underneath said "Glow Glow Glow moisturizer" and it expired 5 years ago. Kim is disguising her disgusting shipments as Booty Booty Pop Juice and No No No boxes. Kourtney and Khloe, what do you plan to do about this? Are you going to sue Kim because she's potentially harming your loyal customers? Please do something 😭
Hello to the only Kardasims worthy of respect: Kourtney and Khloe. I am here to talk about the Glow Glow Glow tour by Kim. She tried to hold a concert like Taylor SimSwift, but of course, no one showed up. Being the queen of scammers, Kim used AI to use Khloe and Kourtney's voices to promote her concert. Because everyone loves them and hates Kim, thousands of sims showed up at the concert, including me. To our horror, Kim came onstage with her workers and started throwing GlowGlowGlow at everyone. Everyone was screaming and turning into cockroaches. I barely escaped. I already called the authorities. Kim, why do you keep ruining sims' lives and sabotaging Kourtney and Khloe's reputation? You were never watermelon.
hi kardasim sisters. my name is sailor moon!! i love LOVE your guy's podcast so much and have been an avid listener since the beginning. kem, the queen bio weaponary, khloe, the queen cockroach and fighter and survivor, and kourtney, the silent but smart woman who ATE on diva power😭🤍 (im sorry khloe but kourtney ate yo ass up on diva power). anyways my question is, what's yalls favorite anime or what would be your anime name? love u 3 and hope u all are well ♡ #fighterandsurvivor #kourtneyATEonDivaPowerWhenSheSlappedRupual #KimILoveYouButPLEASEStopGaslightingYourVictims #anime
Hi the most watermelon sisters! Kourtney is my favourite, Klhoe is a fighter and survivor and Kim is hilarious!!! Now my question is for Kim, Kim what is the difference between a bowl of oranges and an orange salad?? Love y'all I listen to you guys everyday before school ❤️❤️❤️❤️
hii kardasim sisters kehm, khloe, and the best one of all, Kourtney the no no no queen and real fighter and survior. Kourtney and her No No No boxes are so amazing. Kourtney needs to give Kehm some buisness tips, because not only is she an awful lawyer, but ABSOLUTE GARBAGE buisness owner too!
Kourtney has gone through everything shes gone through without any dentist work unlike the other two sisters.. My question is to kehm. Why are you such a stupid betch who cant own up to your actions? Your buisness is absolutely garbage and YOU KNOW THAT. I mean like you make AWFULL products that you know fulll and dang well that they are not good for the skin, people literally try to call in their complaints to you, and you blame it on them for them not reading the 6 million 4 hundred and 30 thousand intructions... LIKE WHO THE HECK HAS TIME FOR THAT?? I dont understand why the athorities dont shut down your God awfull buisness once and for all. Not to mention her "soothing" voice IS NOT SOOTHING AT ALL. love yall so much #kehmisamatieralgirl #freerobloxforeveryone #nonono #kehmsucks
Hey kardasims! and kim I hope you have a great day Khloe the true fighter and survivor and kourtney the one with um something probably better than kim.
So I'm here to complain about Kim's glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum. When I bought the glow glow glow hyper lip plump serum and the 2999 paged book I was so excited to use it. I first read the instructions in the 2999 paged book and tried the serum on my friends lips. At first the serum looked so good, it just had a bright glow to it. It was green. And then I went home and left the serum at my friend's house.
He called a minute later saying he washed it of his lips and poured it down the drain but I didn't mind because it was just 1,000,000,001 dollars. The next day the whole neighbourhood was radioactive and all the people including me became mutants.
There was only one solution to this which was the no no no anti glow glow glow box. I opened the box and all the glow glow glow was sucked up into the box curing all of us. THANKS KOURTNEY!!
Oh and kim count your days!
hey yall! I wanna show again that some fans of the podcast and SimGM have a Discord where we talk about our fav topics and what we love about SimGM! Feel free to join https://discord.gg/wrZqjMhNmj
do not buy Kim's flop glow glow glow makeup ‼️‼️‼️
Buy Shine Shine Shine sexie products for clear skin😍💅✨✨
Who's the smartest: gasconade
Hello, Kardasims! I just want to get straight to the point. I'll ask you the question first, then the story, alright? Onto the question.
This is for Kourtney and Khloe. Have you heard about the movie Kim's been producing for the past 2 years? It's called Glow Glow Glow: Revolution, and it's set to release in January.
For a bit of background, i am a famous actress in SimHollywood named Countera Clockver Dumbasim who was unfortunate enough to be casted as the main role for the movie. TRUST ME, I DIDN'T VOLUNTARILY SIGN UP TO BE IN IT, I WAS THREATNED. Kimwanted to show the world that Glow Glow Glow is the best business in the world, and what better way to do that than making a terrible movie.
To explain the plot, i play a girl named Kimlove ( i know, weird name ), who lives in an isolated city taken over by evil dictators named Courtney and Chloe. The citizens of said city are forced to live in boxes and drink a beverage called " Butt Butt Explosion Juice ", which is why everyone's asses in the city are flat! Kimlove wanted to rebel against these " evil dictators ”, so she formed a rebellion she called Glow Glow Glow. With her friend named Glowe, who happens to be a chemist able to produce radioactive substances to " help " his fellow citizens and take down the dictators.
Acting for this movie was TORTURE. We were around radiation 24/7 because she wanted the experience to feel like " we were the Glow Glow Glow ". I sure do feel like Glow Glow Glow because I glow in the dark now. The actor for Glowe, aka the famous Anderson Sim Yas Davi The Great ( we just call him Andy ), ended up in the HOSPITAL because his teeth started to fall out after he rubbed Glow Glow Glow Teeth Cleaner on his face for a scene, which was exactly what one of the 870 directions said to do.
For the action scene, Andy and I had to ride on top of a GLOW GLOW GLOW DINOSAUR! No, it was NOT fun! Sitting on that thing felt like shoving knifes in my ass! The dinosaur had huge radioactive crystals on it's back, which fell off EVERY TIME IT MOVED. Some of them hit some of the cameras while filming ( which wasn't the only thing they fell on ), which is why the camera quality is ASS.
Speaking of ass, my ass became FLAT THANKS TO ALL THE RADIATION ON SET. Maybe if KIM gave me a hazmat suit ( which she had on ), I WOULD'VE BEEN FINE! Luckily, i've been drinking LOTS of Booty Booty Pop Juice. Thanks to that AMAZING product, i got my lucious booty back. No wonder Khloe sponsors it!
Oh, and Kourtney... ily <33
Alright, thanks for reading! I am SO glad my contract expired so i could share this information. For YEARS, me, Andy, and everyone else had to SUFFER! Yet, we couldn't do anything. Thank the goddess Kourtney this forum exist.
Hi Kardasim Queen Kim (Not Khem, learn how to speak Khloe), and unbothered Queen Kourtney, and fake business woman Khloe.
Look at this amazing sweater I got as an early gift!
This question is for the FAKE business woman, Khloe: why are you pooping so low? You have always been jealous of Kim, and it's literally so embarrassing
Hi Kourtney, I love your NoNoNo boxes!
Hey Kardasims, first off Khloe I love you, booty booty pop juice is so delicious and it made my booty as big as two watermelons, it's so watermelon. Kourntey I love how you don't give any sh1ts, you are so watermelon and no no no is so much better than glow glow glow. Kim you're alright I guess. My boyfriend stupidly assumed that I like glow glow glow because of this podcast, for our anniversary he bought me the Glow Glow Glow Delicious Orange Soda Body Butter, I pretended to like it since I love my boyfriend, I put it on my arms after showering LIKE YOU SAID ON THE BOX KIM! and I got 3RD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER MY BODY! I've been in the hospital for weeks and the doctors said I MAY LOSE MY ARMS! Kim your ass is gonna get sued so hard it'll deflate you Monster creating bioweapon making STUPID BITCH! anyways love you Khloe! #staywatermelon
Dear Kardasims, I recently purchased the brand new "no no no clone making box". I decided to clone myself since I do not have many friends and who better to be best friends with than yourself right??😜🤪 So I placed the box in the centre of the room and chanted Kourtney's name several times as instructed. The ground began to shake violently and.. ✨POOF✨ the clone appeared in front of me, except it wasn't MY clone, it was KOURTNEY'S CLONE. She body slammed me down to the ground, snatched my weive and stole my Simflix password all in ONE SWIPE!! She ran off to who knows where before I could catch her. KOURTNEY, are you trying to create some sort of no no no CULT to take over the WORLD or something!?! UHMM SO NOT WATERMELON!!! ((P.s Kourney you are still my fav because we are alike in many ways. One of them being that our asses are as flat and lifeless as our personalities 😛✌🏾)
((P.P.S Kloe please slap Kehm for doing that gross voice EVERY GODDAMN PODCAST!! 😞)) Lots of love from East Africa 🌍💚
hello to the watermelon sisters! this is for kim! i used the new glow glow glow long lasting brow serum and my eyebrows grew immensely and i resembled the lorax the main problem here is that everytime i tried to trim them they grew 10x more than they were before and i started getting bullied at school i would've sued but tbe 5 minute call window for the helpline was too short for me to get through all the questions i need to answer but i found an alternative! i used booty booty pop juice and my eyebrows slowly but surely shrunk back to its normal size so thanks khloe and booty booty pop juice! and thanks to kourtneys brand no no no for selling big enough empty boxes and jars i could store the eyebrow hair
HEYYYYY QUEENS! I'm Roj from SimKurdistan and I just wanna ask a few questions! You guys are really big here and your on all the billboards. However, that being said, Kim recently added a factory in our city of naquestria. The wicked witch changed the city's beautiful name with such rich culture, heritage and history to....and I hate even typing this "Glow Glow Glowing" when asked why she did this, the snake said that she wanted the factory to be the monument of the of the city. As someone who lives in naquestria, I was forced by police to leave my family and work in a factory, I was in shock of the horrible conditions and all the flies in there, one time I was sewing a body suit and I saw the words "help me" written in a thick red liquid, much like blood. I have since escaped the city and I'm now in the capital. Over here only billboards of BBPJ and NO NO NO remain, this city hasn't been plagued yet. The mentioning of Kim's name or her company is taboo but I'm worried for my family.
Now that that's out of the way let's move onto the questions
Kim, why are you such a stupid bitch And do this to my country?
Kim, you have to remove your factory and leave us alone please!
Khloe and Kourtney, we have so many billboards of you yet you never have come here! I was hoping I could spend this time to invite you to SimKurdistan for an interview to boost your already top of the chart popularity scores! Would you like to?
And Kim, again, why do you force people, like myself, out of their homes to work for you stupid bitch company, and make your stupid bitch products? Seriously I'm worried about my family!
Yours,
Long time fan, Roj