I am trapped. A few months ago i was looking for a job and then i got an ad that Booty Booty Pop Juice was looking for a new secretary. I immediately applied myself and mysteriously I got accepted only a few hours later. I was given an address and a code. The next day I went there and the building was underground. The minute I was let into the building i wanted to turn around but the guard said: Once you go in you never go out! I was terrified and just went to the front desk. The secretary looked like a zombie and kept on saying: She‘s coming! I was then pulled by my hair into a dark room and then there she was… KIM! I was tricked. From that moment everything was a blur. The next thing i knew i was working in vanish taking care of the people who leave bad reviews of Glow Glow Glow and by taking care i mean torturing. I found this phone on the floor and please help me! I‘ve already called 911 so im just waiting. PLEASE BOYCOTT GLIW GLOW!
If you guys have seen their latest video We Need Your Help, the channel is in need of financial support for stability.
Some other fans and I have a Discord server and we're using it to strategize a way to make SimGM and their content go viral again. If you guys care deeply for the channel like us, please feel free to join in and help out. Anything helps.
If you guys have seen their latest video We Need Your Help, the channel is in need of financial support for stability.
Some other fans and I have a Discord server and we're using it to strategize a way to make SimGM and their content go viral again. If you guys care deeply for the channel like us, please feel free to join in and help out. Anything helps.
Hello sisters except Kim my name is Emily. I absolutely love y'alls podcast, it helps me sleep at night. I have a two questions for y'all.One how is Glow Glow Glow still running with all the back lash and lawsuits against the company? And two did Kim bribing the government to keep her business running or is she just doing this illegally? Also I bought one of Kourtney's No No No boxes and I absolutely love it. I threw all my toxic exs stuff he got me in there and it felt so great to see it all disappear (p.s he left me over a prank he pulled on me). Thank you Kourtney for such an amazing creation and Kim I hope ur business goes bankrupt. All my love from Kentucky!
Hi, Kardasims! Especially to the skinny legend, the only Kardasim that matters, and successful business woman, Kourtney. Also, of course to the host of the podcast, the fighter and survivor, and the creator of the newly established company, BOOTY BEACH BODY and Simstagram filter makeup, Khloe.
I love the both of you to death, and I only wish death to the other sister!
Please help me, Khloe and Kourtney.
My name is Stacy. Flashback a year ago, I was so desperate to find a new job to provide for my family that I had no other choice but to apply to a factory. I didn’t know what the factory is for but after getting promoted in 3 days, I have learned that it has something to do with VANISH.
I got promoted 3 days after starting in the job and received a simPhone and a lip gloss as a bonus. The simPhone was nice but something was off about it, the battery does not drain even after using it for 10 days. I want to have it checked so I went to a mall and visited a Simpple store. 2 hours already passed and my phone is still inside the store that I got hungry so I bought a booty booty pop juice. When I went back in, the tech guy said that the simPhone was fake, and that the battery is made of Uranium and Plutonium. When he was about to return the phone in the box, it exploded.
When I woke up, I heard lots of scream and pleas for help. My ears and nose were bleeding and I couldn’t move. The radiation took a toll on my body and I saw everyone turning into cockroaches and those who got the most exposure became lizards with wings. It was horrible. I didn’t know how I was not turned into one, the only thing that I remember was drinking a booty booty pop juice before everything that happened.
I picked up my bag and tried to move but suddenly I spilled my booty booty pop juice to a simPhone box from the Simpple store. Turns out it was a No No No phone box and the box grew the size of a mansion. I helped myself to enter the box and I looked for other survivors.
Now, we are still stuck inside the mall but we are able to survive inside this beautiful mansion. We can’t go out because the radiation is too much for us sims to handle.
We are living off of scraps and I think we won’t last much longer. Please help us.
Question for Kourtney and Khloe, do you guys had an idea that your drama queen sister Kehm would become a successful biochemist?
So my birthday was last weekend and my stepsister who secretly hates me got me a robot that does your makeup for you! I immediately tried it out when i got home. While i was reading the instructions( who were btw 250 pages long) the robot turned on by itself. I was scared so i screamed the robot told me to shut up and then proceeded to kick me repeatedly in the area where the sun doesnt shine. It then gave me an uppercut and now i have a broken jaw! When i finally got the robot under control i saw the GLOW GLOW GLOW sign and i already knew i messed up. If I had known this from the start I would've never even brought this into my home! Kim I am suing you for 250 Million Dollars!
Love you Kourtney and uhm whats her name... Koala!
Ok so first off . KEHM IS A MONSTER. ***cough*** And Also thank you Khloe with NO C for being so watermelon and being the fighter and survivor of the century. Kourtney... you really could use some dentist work... On your personality. Ok ok ok so I just was wondering why and how KEHM ! has been getting away with all her crimes against humanity and if she's secretly plotting to destroy the world. Maybe she's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. PLEASE STOP HER! Lastly BBPJ is amazing , my ass has grown 13x bigger since I've started taking it. Orange soda sucks and again please ... Kourtney... smile or something. Khloe is the most watermelon. Byeeeeee (Mariah Carey style)
I know you guys probably hate me but I just want to share what happened to my sisters baby. So my sister bought Kim's new "Glow Glow Glow Baby Milk Formula Powder" for her baby because apparently her friends told her that "Glow Glow Glow Baby Milk Formula Powder" is so good for babies. Wrong! My sister got the package last week and read the instructions for about 25 hours, after reading all that she finally gave her baby the milk and about 5 minutes later her babies face turned green and she started screaming her head off. My sister went to the hospital and went to the ER and apparently Kim's baby formula is made of lead??? I got so confuesed on how her face turned green though.
I am writing this message in the most distressed situation ever! Recently, my neighbor has been trolling me a lot. It started with throwing eggs at our door or breaking our window. But recently, they decided to use bio-weapons on me and throw Glow Glow Glow face serum on my door. My entire door and front porch melted. When I came out to confront them, they sprayed it right on my face, which resulted in 10 billion pimples popping on my face out of nowhere. The worst part is they started to pop and all the juice came out of my face like a waterfall. I don't know what to do and how to fix this. KIM!!! Please tell me how I can make my skin normal again!
This is for the ultimate fighter and survivor, the one and only Queen Khloe Kardasim.
Dear Khloe, not too long ago, I ordered a shipment of Booty Booty Pop Juice (shampoo, body wash, lotion and drinks), and I have to say, your product has given me all of my confidence back and changed my life. The shampoo got rid of all of my gray hairs and dandruff, the body wash had me smelling of strawberries and cream, your strawberry lotion gave me clear, shiny, perfect, smooth and spotless skin, and the strawberry flavored drinks immediately gave me a sexy-ass revenge body in just under a minute. Your product also helped me tremendously in improving my sex life with my boyfriend for both of us to last longer in bed every night. I read somewhere in the instructions saying that by drinking the strawberry flavor, it'll make your booty hole fart at least 3 to 5 times and your ass will expand little by little until stopping at the perfect size for it to stay there for life.
Thank you so much. My boyfriend and I love when you appear on our TV screens promoting BBPJ products. Love from Canada! 🇨🇦❤️
P.S. - You have the best, natural sexiest voice ever compared to KHUHM, who sounds like a depraved child murderer.
Hey Kardasim sisters, I hope you're all doing watermelon. I desperately need your help. I ordered the Glow Glow Glow Sacrificial Goat Altar to cleanse my spirit and make it glow. I followed all instructions and sacrificed a goat and chanted the enchantment spells. But instead of cleansing my spirit, it made me look and sound like the possessed girl from the Exorcist. Please help because everyone is afraid of me and every time I try to calm them down, they die. Now, the priests and people in my town have formed a mob and are after me. Please hurry! Love you all.
hey sisters! i was just wondering how kimmy felt when a certain someone 👀 won album of the year... did it remind her of how worthless and untalented she is? also a question to my favorite kardasim sister, how do you do it kourtney? and to the other one, hoe the things you've been lying about... send me another box of booty booty pop juice just like our agreement said. my supply is running low and that glow glow glow factory didn't just burn itself down. pay up bitch. don't make me call annalise. i'm giving you 5 days until i blow up that pantry just like i blew up kim's first factory in china.
Kim. My favourite Kardasim to ever exist. Even your ancestors can't compete with your beauty and brain. You get so much undeserved hate from khloe and kourtney themselves and their fans. You are the genius of the world who came up with Glow Glow Glow that your JEALOUS sister copied the name from. Khloe, with all due respect, you are not a fighter and survivor, it's obviously KIM. Orange is so obviously wayyy better than strawberry and anything else. Kim, keep being you! Dont let your god hateful sisters and haters ruin your life! Keep crying and glowing! Much love! Xoxo your favourite and biggest fan💋
HELP!
I am trapped. A few months ago i was looking for a job and then i got an ad that Booty Booty Pop Juice was looking for a new secretary. I immediately applied myself and mysteriously I got accepted only a few hours later. I was given an address and a code. The next day I went there and the building was underground. The minute I was let into the building i wanted to turn around but the guard said: Once you go in you never go out! I was terrified and just went to the front desk. The secretary looked like a zombie and kept on saying: She‘s coming! I was then pulled by my hair into a dark room and then there she was… KIM! I was tricked. From that moment everything was a blur. The next thing i knew i was working in vanish taking care of the people who leave bad reviews of Glow Glow Glow and by taking care i mean torturing. I found this phone on the floor and please help me! I‘ve already called 911 so im just waiting. PLEASE BOYCOTT GLIW GLOW!
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If you guys have seen their latest video We Need Your Help, the channel is in need of financial support for stability.
Some other fans and I have a Discord server and we're using it to strategize a way to make SimGM and their content go viral again. If you guys care deeply for the channel like us, please feel free to join in and help out. Anything helps.
Invite Link: https://discord.gg/v7RbsUbqW4
OPERATION SAVE SIMGM‼️‼️
If you guys have seen their latest video We Need Your Help, the channel is in need of financial support for stability.
Some other fans and I have a Discord server and we're using it to strategize a way to make SimGM and their content go viral again. If you guys care deeply for the channel like us, please feel free to join in and help out. Anything helps.
Invite Link: https://discord.gg/v7RbsUbqW4
Hello sisters except Kim my name is Emily. I absolutely love y'alls podcast, it helps me sleep at night. I have a two questions for y'all. One how is Glow Glow Glow still running with all the back lash and lawsuits against the company? And two did Kim bribing the government to keep her business running or is she just doing this illegally? Also I bought one of Kourtney's No No No boxes and I absolutely love it. I threw all my toxic exs stuff he got me in there and it felt so great to see it all disappear (p.s he left me over a prank he pulled on me). Thank you Kourtney for such an amazing creation and Kim I hope ur business goes bankrupt. All my love from Kentucky!
Hi, Kardasims! Especially to the skinny legend, the only Kardasim that matters, and successful business woman, Kourtney. Also, of course to the host of the podcast, the fighter and survivor, and the creator of the newly established company, BOOTY BEACH BODY and Simstagram filter makeup, Khloe.
I love the both of you to death, and I only wish death to the other sister!
Please help me, Khloe and Kourtney.
My name is Stacy. Flashback a year ago, I was so desperate to find a new job to provide for my family that I had no other choice but to apply to a factory. I didn’t know what the factory is for but after getting promoted in 3 days, I have learned that it has something to do with VANISH.
I got promoted 3 days after starting in the job and received a simPhone and a lip gloss as a bonus. The simPhone was nice but something was off about it, the battery does not drain even after using it for 10 days. I want to have it checked so I went to a mall and visited a Simpple store. 2 hours already passed and my phone is still inside the store that I got hungry so I bought a booty booty pop juice. When I went back in, the tech guy said that the simPhone was fake, and that the battery is made of Uranium and Plutonium. When he was about to return the phone in the box, it exploded.
When I woke up, I heard lots of scream and pleas for help. My ears and nose were bleeding and I couldn’t move. The radiation took a toll on my body and I saw everyone turning into cockroaches and those who got the most exposure became lizards with wings. It was horrible. I didn’t know how I was not turned into one, the only thing that I remember was drinking a booty booty pop juice before everything that happened.
I picked up my bag and tried to move but suddenly I spilled my booty booty pop juice to a simPhone box from the Simpple store. Turns out it was a No No No phone box and the box grew the size of a mansion. I helped myself to enter the box and I looked for other survivors.
Now, we are still stuck inside the mall but we are able to survive inside this beautiful mansion. We can’t go out because the radiation is too much for us sims to handle.
We are living off of scraps and I think we won’t last much longer. Please help us.
Question for Kourtney and Khloe, do you guys had an idea that your drama queen sister Kehm would become a successful biochemist?
PS. Kehm, you will die with a flat ass.
HiHo Kardasims!
So my birthday was last weekend and my stepsister who secretly hates me got me a robot that does your makeup for you! I immediately tried it out when i got home. While i was reading the instructions( who were btw 250 pages long) the robot turned on by itself. I was scared so i screamed the robot told me to shut up and then proceeded to kick me repeatedly in the area where the sun doesnt shine. It then gave me an uppercut and now i have a broken jaw! When i finally got the robot under control i saw the GLOW GLOW GLOW sign and i already knew i messed up. If I had known this from the start I would've never even brought this into my home! Kim I am suing you for 250 Million Dollars!
Love you Kourtney and uhm whats her name... Koala!
PS: Do you guys have kids?
Lots of Love from Gersimany
Ok so first off . KEHM IS A MONSTER. ***cough*** And Also thank you Khloe with NO C for being so watermelon and being the fighter and survivor of the century. Kourtney... you really could use some dentist work... On your personality. Ok ok ok so I just was wondering why and how KEHM ! has been getting away with all her crimes against humanity and if she's secretly plotting to destroy the world. Maybe she's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. PLEASE STOP HER! Lastly BBPJ is amazing , my ass has grown 13x bigger since I've started taking it. Orange soda sucks and again please ... Kourtney... smile or something. Khloe is the most watermelon. Byeeeeee (Mariah Carey style)
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Hey guys,
I know you guys probably hate me but I just want to share what happened to my sisters baby. So my sister bought Kim's new "Glow Glow Glow Baby Milk Formula Powder" for her baby because apparently her friends told her that "Glow Glow Glow Baby Milk Formula Powder" is so good for babies. Wrong! My sister got the package last week and read the instructions for about 25 hours, after reading all that she finally gave her baby the milk and about 5 minutes later her babies face turned green and she started screaming her head off. My sister went to the hospital and went to the ER and apparently Kim's baby formula is made of lead??? I got so confuesed on how her face turned green though.
(My sister wanted to sue you by the way Kim)
Hey sisters,
I am writing this message in the most distressed situation ever! Recently, my neighbor has been trolling me a lot. It started with throwing eggs at our door or breaking our window. But recently, they decided to use bio-weapons on me and throw Glow Glow Glow face serum on my door. My entire door and front porch melted. When I came out to confront them, they sprayed it right on my face, which resulted in 10 billion pimples popping on my face out of nowhere. The worst part is they started to pop and all the juice came out of my face like a waterfall. I don't know what to do and how to fix this. KIM!!! Please tell me how I can make my skin normal again!
Love from Vietnam
#GlowGlowGlowisoverparty #sueKIM
Simbrina Carpenter opening performanance at Taylor Simswift's Erasim Tour: watermelon or so not watermelon?
This is for the ultimate fighter and survivor, the one and only Queen Khloe Kardasim.
Dear Khloe, not too long ago, I ordered a shipment of Booty Booty Pop Juice (shampoo, body wash, lotion and drinks), and I have to say, your product has given me all of my confidence back and changed my life. The shampoo got rid of all of my gray hairs and dandruff, the body wash had me smelling of strawberries and cream, your strawberry lotion gave me clear, shiny, perfect, smooth and spotless skin, and the strawberry flavored drinks immediately gave me a sexy-ass revenge body in just under a minute. Your product also helped me tremendously in improving my sex life with my boyfriend for both of us to last longer in bed every night. I read somewhere in the instructions saying that by drinking the strawberry flavor, it'll make your booty hole fart at least 3 to 5 times and your ass will expand little by little until stopping at the perfect size for it to stay there for life.
Thank you so much. My boyfriend and I love when you appear on our TV screens promoting BBPJ products. Love from Canada! 🇨🇦❤️
P.S. - You have the best, natural sexiest voice ever compared to KHUHM, who sounds like a depraved child murderer.
Who's the smartest: Gerkonanaken
Living happily ever after: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Doing voiceovers for movies and ads: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hey Kardasim sisters, I hope you're all doing watermelon. I desperately need your help. I ordered the Glow Glow Glow Sacrificial Goat Altar to cleanse my spirit and make it glow. I followed all instructions and sacrificed a goat and chanted the enchantment spells. But instead of cleansing my spirit, it made me look and sound like the possessed girl from the Exorcist. Please help because everyone is afraid of me and every time I try to calm them down, they die. Now, the priests and people in my town have formed a mob and are after me. Please hurry! Love you all.
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Disliking others comments on the podcast forms So Watermelon? Or So not watermelon.
hey sisters! i was just wondering how kimmy felt when a certain someone 👀 won album of the year... did it remind her of how worthless and untalented she is? also a question to my favorite kardasim sister, how do you do it kourtney? and to the other one, hoe the things you've been lying about... send me another box of booty booty pop juice just like our agreement said. my supply is running low and that glow glow glow factory didn't just burn itself down. pay up bitch. don't make me call annalise. i'm giving you 5 days until i blow up that pantry just like i blew up kim's first factory in china.
Kim. My favourite Kardasim to ever exist. Even your ancestors can't compete with your beauty and brain. You get so much undeserved hate from khloe and kourtney themselves and their fans. You are the genius of the world who came up with Glow Glow Glow that your JEALOUS sister copied the name from. Khloe, with all due respect, you are not a fighter and survivor, it's obviously KIM. Orange is so obviously wayyy better than strawberry and anything else. Kim, keep being you! Dont let your god hateful sisters and haters ruin your life! Keep crying and glowing! Much love! Xoxo your favourite and biggest fan💋