I wanted to thank Kloe, the fighter and surviver with the strength to weather any storm, Kourtney, the unbothered queen who is never afraid to embrace her inner darkness, and Kim, the groundbreaking biochemist/businesswoman with a heart of ice. Thank you all for the No Glo Popjuice gift that helped change my life. After spending years hearing all of the wonderful success stories of Booty Booty Popjuice I was finally convinced to try it out for myself. When ordering on the easy to use website I was pleasantly surprised to find that they were partnering with No No No in order to maximize efficiency when making deliveries. I don't know how you do it Kourtney but my order was at my doorstep within 30 minutes. However, when I checked the box, it said No Glo Popjuice. After opening the box, there was a letter on the top that said I had been randomly selected to win a lifetime subscription to the GlowGlowGlow discard service and would be given up to 10 GlowGlowGlow products personally selected by Kimherself each week from the piles of unsold products in the Glow Glow Glow factory of her choice. They even included a bottle of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray in a custom 1 gallon bottle as a welcome gift. Being an avid listener to the podcast, my initial reaction was to get rid of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray before it ruined my new box and BBPJ. In my panicked rush, I didn't notice that the breath spray bottle was leaking. When I picked up the bottle to throw it away my hand immediately contracted third degree frostbite and I dropped it back into the NoNoNo box. By this time a puddle of the breath-spray was starting to form at the bottom of the box but I managed to save the BBPJ with my non-frostbitten hand before it made contact and emptied it onto my frostbitten one. Not only did the BBPJ restore my hand to perfect health, but it left my nails with a flawless Chaun Simlegend manicure, even on the hand that I didn’t drown in it. When I looked back into the box I saw that the GlowGlowGlow and BBPJ had mixed together to form some sort of portal to outer space near this vibrant, green planet with three moons and the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray bottle had fallen through it. I watched in horror as it hurtled into this mystery planet and reduced it to an icy wasteland in a matter of minutes. Luckily, I managed to close the box before anything else could get sucked in. When I thought my life-threatening situation was over a hologram of a witch appeared in front of me. She told me that she was the headmistress of the Sim Tower school for witches and had spent years using her phsychic powers to track me down and recruit me. It turns out the GlowGlowGlow BBPJ portal was actually a wormhole to this place called the magic simension 16 years ago and the planet that was destroyed was called Simino. I tried to explain that I didn't have any powers and that it was all an accident, but she insisted that anyone capable of such mass destruction could give Sim Tower the leg up it need over it's rival school, Simfea college for fairies, and was worthy of a full ride. Since it has always been a dream of mine to attend a magical school I decided to keep my mouth shut and take the win. I don’t know what you girls did to finally put aside your differences and make this happy accident of a collaboration, but thanks to Kourtney’s exceptional service, Khloe’s lifesaving/miracle working product that she represents, and (I never thought I would say this) Kim’s free, endless supply of one-of-a-kind weapons of mass destruction that will allow me to fake my way through magic school, you’ve all made this wannabe witch’s dreams come far closer to reality than she ever thought possible.
Keep being watermelon,
Rhiannon
PS-If you girls ever felt like you were too cool for Hogwarts or grew sick of putting up with Ron and Hermione and wanted to transfer to a different school of magic, would you want to keep being witches or give being fairies a try and what would each of you be the fairy/witch of?
Hi Kardasims, fellow super rich sims! except that stupid bitch Kotney
I am SimRose from the Titanic. First of all, F*** you Kotney! You stole the love of my life and also killed him. You're the reason I was hanging from the Stem of the ship in sub zero temperatures for 8 damn hours. You run a scam by selling cardboard and run a mass trafficking channel from kidnapped children that jump inside your box.
Kem!! We love you here in Pluto, Pennsylvania ! Why dont you drive by sometime, if you get time from hosting the Kardasim Podcast with those stupid bitch co-hosts? Here we use your Gluw Gluw Gluw products to fight the aliens and protect the Solar System. But I am a bit distressed from our call yesterday and concerned. You told me you used Booty Booty Pop Super Pom Pom Pop Juice for your "dentist" appointnents. Why dont you use your own super amazing products? You also told me you are sending children from Kotney's facility into a place called Vanish? Why Kem?
As for you Kluo, I will never forgive you for leaking my booty hole pics and threatening me to use BBPJ.
As you are probably aware, there's a story going around that Princess Kate Simmleton hasn't been seen publicly since Christmas. I came across pictures of her going to the VANISH headquarters for a public event to raise awareness about chemical waste around the same time. However, I couldn't find any evidence of her ever leaving VANISH. My sources are telling me that she was cloned and will be released back into the world to cause destruction and chaos, just like you KHEM.
How are you going to address this KHEM? How many more victims do you need to sacrifice for product testing until you finally create a product that is actually good for humanity??????
P.S. - Khloe, you are the only #FighterAndSurvivor. who can bring justice to all of this. You need to hold KHEM responsible for this or she won't ever stop...
Hi Chloe hi Kourtney and also the other one. I bought the Glow glow glow body scrub a few weeks ago. For a day it was fine, but then my hole body got stuck together and now I can't move. I am now lying on the bathroom floor. I have been here for two days with no food and had to drink the toilet water. Then the body scrub got a little bit on my phone so it made it so this is the only thing I can access on my phone. At the moment I am using Siri to send this message. Please ban this stuff and I am sewing
Hiya Kardasims, a few weeks ago, after the many disappearances of Glow Glow Glow victims and boycotters, me and my comrade Hershii (Hershey) did some investigating. She applied for a job at the GGG HQ and spy for info. During her experience, she found in the 'New and Improved' Glow Glow Glow Rash Remover products lead, and toxic waste. It led her to an elevator that went 1,500 ft underground. She nosed around the underground labyrinth, finding scratch marks all over the walls with GGG carved in the walls. She assumed this is what V.A.N.I.S.H looked like, finding remains from glow glow glow victims, consumers, and former workers. She found a chained monster with GGG foundations coming out of its eyes and coughing toxic waste. When looking around, she found letters and drawings from those locked deep within the glow glow glow factory. So far, we haven’t found any clues or whereabouts on Stacy, the assistant down the well, or the missing mayor. One of Kim’s glow glow glow monsters caught Hershii, and she just barely made it out with only a scratch. Unfortunately, due to the exposure to radiation in V.A.N.I.S.H and GGG products, Hershii’s health is starting to decline, and her time in this world is running short and BBPJ is the only thing keeping her alive. I will say this now, Kim: I’m dedicating all the forces in my arsenal to take you and your monstrous empire down for what you’ve done to innocent people and my best friend. Nothing will stop me from ending your reign of terror. To Khloe I’m sincerely apologize for my long message and making you read this whole thing
I want to say thank you to the fighter and survivor, Khloe. I started watching y'all when the pandemic hit and I used to binge watch your videos all the time. As soon as I found out y'all had a podcast I started tuning in immediately! I have struggled with having a flat ass for a long time and while listening to the podcast, Khloe would always sponsor Booty Booty Pop Juice. I wanted to try it to see if it would help because I'm severely afraid of needles and ass injections. The juice worked wonders for me and made my ass look nice, fat, and juicy just how I wanted it to be! My friends always asked me "How did you get such a good ass so quickly?" and I put them on Booty Booty Pop Juice. They now get compliments every time they're outside and are loving their new booty. Thank you so much Khloe you are amazing!
P.S. To any of my girls who are going to get Booty Booty Pop Juice, I recommend to work out a lot so the juice can hit in the right places. I also bought a No No No Dollhouse for my neighbor because she just had two beautiful twin girls. They loved it, thank you Kourtney!❤️ BOYCOTT GLOW GLOW GLOW!
Kim is the most watermelon sister, Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and Kourtney is the smartest when they are put in those horrible situations by kris.
If you could add either Kylie, Kendall, or Rob to the podcast, would you? And who would you add.
Khem, your everlasting law education made it impossible for anyone to believe you would actually become a lawyer. That's why I was astonished to finally see you in the courtroom, other than as a defendant in a Glow Glow Glow case, of course. I must say I was very impressed by your skills. Every argument you had was so hard-hitting that the jury was clearly too stunned by your mental gymnastics to make the correct decision. And let's face it, the judge screwed you over because she was afraid of what you're capable of as a lawyer. Now, every night before I go to sleep, I quote "I believe in justice to all and to all a good night". My question for you is do you relate to Elle Woods and would you ever do a "Legally Blonde" video? Stay watermelon🍉
This message is not an insult to any of you like some of the other messages are, but rather a thank you.
I started listening to your podcast from Episode 1 since October 2023 and recently finished listening to Episode 93. You are so watermelon and your podcast has helped me survive the cold days and lonely nights. It has become my favourite podcast of all time. You might not choose to read this message in the next podcasts, but for me, it is enough that you read it and are aware that you have changed my life for the better. So much so that I helped you out with some funding through your 'gofundme' website and am currently binging all of your videos, kind of like a marathon if you will. I also included a few seconds of one of your episode podcasts in my first ever short film that I produced, don't worry I put you in the credits like you asked to anyone who uses your content in their videos. Here is the the link to the film: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4WjgprI6aO/
I don't want you to stop making those videos because, with everything that is going right now in the world, you are one of the few things that bring me constant and genuine joy. I love you so much and wish you nothing but the best.
Hello to the three watermelon sisters! Khloe the beautiful fighter and survivor, Kourtney the gorgeous no, no, no queen, and Kem! Kem you're cute but not glow glow glow, seriously girl you need to get rid of it. Glad to say I haven't purchased and never will!
I have been a long listener of the podcast but this is my first time commenting! I especially love listening to the podcast while eating my chicken garden salad. Yes it does exist and you can indeed buy AND make one.
Khloe you have the best voice over narrator voice! No wonder your the center of the podcast! Would you ever consider doing voice over for audio books?
Also my question for all three of you is if you could take one characteristic/quality/talent from each sister in the group, for yourself, what would it be and whhhhhhhhhy? (said in kems cry voice)
Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.
its been a time since i commented on here and im so happy that you guys still kill it every new episode 🤗.
Anyways i have listened to newest ones and you mentioned how few points you guys got for the who is the smartest segment last year 🤣.
Its not really a suggestion since you guys already did it a few times already but why dont you try being able to give two guesses for the last segment so you will get more points this year 😏.
Oh and ive noticed how kim is basically cheating on the last segment since she is always giving a "specific" answer and pulls every dumb word she can think of to explain that word, and then in the end says: "oh yeah ive mentioned it so i get it" 🤔😒.
Hey guys! i’ve been listening to this podcast since freshman yr and i’m in college now. How do kourtney and khloe feel about kim inventing their careers?? I’ve also been wondering did you guys grow up speaking simlish or english??? also how do you guys feel about simfluencers???? rooting for glow glow glow kim, even though it’s flopping and causing missing person cases. I will not personally be buying it, but I’m cheering you on the sidelines with a hazmat suit!
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Hi Kardasim Sisters,
I wanted to thank Kloe, the fighter and surviver with the strength to weather any storm, Kourtney, the unbothered queen who is never afraid to embrace her inner darkness, and Kim, the groundbreaking biochemist/businesswoman with a heart of ice. Thank you all for the No Glo Popjuice gift that helped change my life. After spending years hearing all of the wonderful success stories of Booty Booty Popjuice I was finally convinced to try it out for myself. When ordering on the easy to use website I was pleasantly surprised to find that they were partnering with No No No in order to maximize efficiency when making deliveries. I don't know how you do it Kourtney but my order was at my doorstep within 30 minutes. However, when I checked the box, it said No Glo Popjuice. After opening the box, there was a letter on the top that said I had been randomly selected to win a lifetime subscription to the GlowGlowGlow discard service and would be given up to 10 GlowGlowGlow products personally selected by Kim herself each week from the piles of unsold products in the Glow Glow Glow factory of her choice. They even included a bottle of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray in a custom 1 gallon bottle as a welcome gift. Being an avid listener to the podcast, my initial reaction was to get rid of the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray before it ruined my new box and BBPJ. In my panicked rush, I didn't notice that the breath spray bottle was leaking. When I picked up the bottle to throw it away my hand immediately contracted third degree frostbite and I dropped it back into the NoNoNo box. By this time a puddle of the breath-spray was starting to form at the bottom of the box but I managed to save the BBPJ with my non-frostbitten hand before it made contact and emptied it onto my frostbitten one. Not only did the BBPJ restore my hand to perfect health, but it left my nails with a flawless Chaun Simlegend manicure, even on the hand that I didn’t drown in it. When I looked back into the box I saw that the GlowGlowGlow and BBPJ had mixed together to form some sort of portal to outer space near this vibrant, green planet with three moons and the GlowGlowGlow Midnight Winter Gale breath spray bottle had fallen through it. I watched in horror as it hurtled into this mystery planet and reduced it to an icy wasteland in a matter of minutes. Luckily, I managed to close the box before anything else could get sucked in. When I thought my life-threatening situation was over a hologram of a witch appeared in front of me. She told me that she was the headmistress of the Sim Tower school for witches and had spent years using her phsychic powers to track me down and recruit me. It turns out the GlowGlowGlow BBPJ portal was actually a wormhole to this place called the magic simension 16 years ago and the planet that was destroyed was called Simino. I tried to explain that I didn't have any powers and that it was all an accident, but she insisted that anyone capable of such mass destruction could give Sim Tower the leg up it need over it's rival school, Simfea college for fairies, and was worthy of a full ride. Since it has always been a dream of mine to attend a magical school I decided to keep my mouth shut and take the win. I don’t know what you girls did to finally put aside your differences and make this happy accident of a collaboration, but thanks to Kourtney’s exceptional service, Khloe’s lifesaving/miracle working product that she represents, and (I never thought I would say this) Kim’s free, endless supply of one-of-a-kind weapons of mass destruction that will allow me to fake my way through magic school, you’ve all made this wannabe witch’s dreams come far closer to reality than she ever thought possible.
Keep being watermelon,
Rhiannon
PS-If you girls ever felt like you were too cool for Hogwarts or grew sick of putting up with Ron and Hermione and wanted to transfer to a different school of magic, would you want to keep being witches or give being fairies a try and what would each of you be the fairy/witch of?
Hi Kardasims, fellow super rich sims! except that stupid bitch Kotney
I am SimRose from the Titanic. First of all, F*** you Kotney! You stole the love of my life and also killed him. You're the reason I was hanging from the Stem of the ship in sub zero temperatures for 8 damn hours. You run a scam by selling cardboard and run a mass trafficking channel from kidnapped children that jump inside your box.
Kem!! We love you here in Pluto, Pennsylvania ! Why dont you drive by sometime, if you get time from hosting the Kardasim Podcast with those stupid bitch co-hosts? Here we use your Gluw Gluw Gluw products to fight the aliens and protect the Solar System. But I am a bit distressed from our call yesterday and concerned. You told me you used Booty Booty Pop Super Pom Pom Pop Juice for your "dentist" appointnents. Why dont you use your own super amazing products? You also told me you are sending children from Kotney's facility into a place called Vanish? Why Kem?
As for you Kluo, I will never forgive you for leaking my booty hole pics and threatening me to use BBPJ.
Hi sisters! Quesion for KHEM,
As you are probably aware, there's a story going around that Princess Kate Simmleton hasn't been seen publicly since Christmas. I came across pictures of her going to the VANISH headquarters for a public event to raise awareness about chemical waste around the same time. However, I couldn't find any evidence of her ever leaving VANISH. My sources are telling me that she was cloned and will be released back into the world to cause destruction and chaos, just like you KHEM.
How are you going to address this KHEM? How many more victims do you need to sacrifice for product testing until you finally create a product that is actually good for humanity??????
P.S. - Khloe, you are the only #FighterAndSurvivor. who can bring justice to all of this. You need to hold KHEM responsible for this or she won't ever stop...
Hi Kardasim sisters!
Hi Chloe hi Kourtney and also the other one. I bought the Glow glow glow body scrub a few weeks ago. For a day it was fine, but then my hole body got stuck together and now I can't move. I am now lying on the bathroom floor. I have been here for two days with no food and had to drink the toilet water. Then the body scrub got a little bit on my phone so it made it so this is the only thing I can access on my phone. At the moment I am using Siri to send this message. Please ban this stuff and I am sewing
Magical girl transformations: So watermelon or so not watermelon?
Who's the smartest: Wumbo
Hiya Kardasims, a few weeks ago, after the many disappearances of Glow Glow Glow victims and boycotters, me and my comrade Hershii (Hershey) did some investigating. She applied for a job at the GGG HQ and spy for info. During her experience, she found in the 'New and Improved' Glow Glow Glow Rash Remover products lead, and toxic waste. It led her to an elevator that went 1,500 ft underground. She nosed around the underground labyrinth, finding scratch marks all over the walls with GGG carved in the walls. She assumed this is what V.A.N.I.S.H looked like, finding remains from glow glow glow victims, consumers, and former workers. She found a chained monster with GGG foundations coming out of its eyes and coughing toxic waste. When looking around, she found letters and drawings from those locked deep within the glow glow glow factory. So far, we haven’t found any clues or whereabouts on Stacy, the assistant down the well, or the missing mayor. One of Kim’s glow glow glow monsters caught Hershii, and she just barely made it out with only a scratch. Unfortunately, due to the exposure to radiation in V.A.N.I.S.H and GGG products, Hershii’s health is starting to decline, and her time in this world is running short and BBPJ is the only thing keeping her alive. I will say this now, Kim: I’m dedicating all the forces in my arsenal to take you and your monstrous empire down for what you’ve done to innocent people and my best friend. Nothing will stop me from ending your reign of terror. To Khloe I’m sincerely apologize for my long message and making you read this whole thing
Thank you for keeping my friend alive Khloe
#WheresStacy #WheresMayorKyra
Hello Kardasims,
I want to say thank you to the fighter and survivor, Khloe. I started watching y'all when the pandemic hit and I used to binge watch your videos all the time. As soon as I found out y'all had a podcast I started tuning in immediately! I have struggled with having a flat ass for a long time and while listening to the podcast, Khloe would always sponsor Booty Booty Pop Juice. I wanted to try it to see if it would help because I'm severely afraid of needles and ass injections. The juice worked wonders for me and made my ass look nice, fat, and juicy just how I wanted it to be! My friends always asked me "How did you get such a good ass so quickly?" and I put them on Booty Booty Pop Juice. They now get compliments every time they're outside and are loving their new booty. Thank you so much Khloe you are amazing!
P.S. To any of my girls who are going to get Booty Booty Pop Juice, I recommend to work out a lot so the juice can hit in the right places. I also bought a No No No Dollhouse for my neighbor because she just had two beautiful twin girls. They loved it, thank you Kourtney!❤️ BOYCOTT GLOW GLOW GLOW!
Kim is the most watermelon sister, Khloe is the true fighter and survivor and Kourtney is the smartest when they are put in those horrible situations by kris.
If you could add either Kylie, Kendall, or Rob to the podcast, would you? And who would you add.
So watermelon or so not watermelon? - The moon
Hey Kardasims! This is for Khem.
Khem, your everlasting law education made it impossible for anyone to believe you would actually become a lawyer. That's why I was astonished to finally see you in the courtroom, other than as a defendant in a Glow Glow Glow case, of course. I must say I was very impressed by your skills. Every argument you had was so hard-hitting that the jury was clearly too stunned by your mental gymnastics to make the correct decision. And let's face it, the judge screwed you over because she was afraid of what you're capable of as a lawyer. Now, every night before I go to sleep, I quote "I believe in justice to all and to all a good night". My question for you is do you relate to Elle Woods and would you ever do a "Legally Blonde" video? Stay watermelon🍉
Dear Kardasims,
I hope you are doing well.
This message is not an insult to any of you like some of the other messages are, but rather a thank you.
I started listening to your podcast from Episode 1 since October 2023 and recently finished listening to Episode 93. You are so watermelon and your podcast has helped me survive the cold days and lonely nights. It has become my favourite podcast of all time. You might not choose to read this message in the next podcasts, but for me, it is enough that you read it and are aware that you have changed my life for the better. So much so that I helped you out with some funding through your 'gofundme' website and am currently binging all of your videos, kind of like a marathon if you will. I also included a few seconds of one of your episode podcasts in my first ever short film that I produced, don't worry I put you in the credits like you asked to anyone who uses your content in their videos. Here is the the link to the film: https://www.instagram.com/p/C4WjgprI6aO/
I don't want you to stop making those videos because, with everything that is going right now in the world, you are one of the few things that bring me constant and genuine joy. I love you so much and wish you nothing but the best.
Stay watermelon!
Kindest regards,
Ali Sami.
Hello to the three watermelon sisters! Khloe the beautiful fighter and survivor, Kourtney the gorgeous no, no, no queen, and Kem! Kem you're cute but not glow glow glow, seriously girl you need to get rid of it. Glad to say I haven't purchased and never will!
I have been a long listener of the podcast but this is my first time commenting! I especially love listening to the podcast while eating my chicken garden salad. Yes it does exist and you can indeed buy AND make one.
Khloe you have the best voice over narrator voice! No wonder your the center of the podcast! Would you ever consider doing voice over for audio books?
Also my question for all three of you is if you could take one characteristic/quality/talent from each sister in the group, for yourself, what would it be and whhhhhhhhhy? (said in kems cry voice)
STAY WATERMELON SISTERS!
Hello to the 2 best sisters fighter and survivor Khloe and the no no no queen Courtney then I guess the glow bitch kehum, my question is what is your life like when your off camera? Do you do anything fun or are you still constantly being tormented by kris? and to Kehum how's your daughter? she is so cute and sweet definitely nothing like her bio weapon making, scamming bully of a mother like you. Khloe and Courtney when are you going to take that evil guest off your podcast and have an actual 3rd co-host it was funny having kehum as a guest the first few times but now it's getting old just like her.
love you 2 #SoWatermelon #Bootybooty #No #Biobitch
Arguing with someone you'd never thought you'd argue with, So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Heavy metal, so watermelon or so not watermelon? 🍉
Who's the Smartest: kris
Who's the Smartest: descry
Who's the Smartest: Weltanschauung
Hey lovelies,
its been a time since i commented on here and im so happy that you guys still kill it every new episode 🤗.
Anyways i have listened to newest ones and you mentioned how few points you guys got for the who is the smartest segment last year 🤣.
Its not really a suggestion since you guys already did it a few times already but why dont you try being able to give two guesses for the last segment so you will get more points this year 😏.
Oh and ive noticed how kim is basically cheating on the last segment since she is always giving a "specific" answer and pulls every dumb word she can think of to explain that word, and then in the end says: "oh yeah ive mentioned it so i get it" 🤔😒.
Love you guys from the Land of Potatoes 🥔
Hey guys! i’ve been listening to this podcast since freshman yr and i’m in college now. How do kourtney and khloe feel about kim inventing their careers?? I’ve also been wondering did you guys grow up speaking simlish or english??? also how do you guys feel about simfluencers???? rooting for glow glow glow kim, even though it’s flopping and causing missing person cases. I will not personally be buying it, but I’m cheering you on the sidelines with a hazmat suit!