Hey the most watermelon sisters in the world...and Kim,I have a question for each of you.
Khloe: Id like to start with you being a true fighter and survivor it helps me deal with the fake ass stupid bitches at my school so I have to ask. How do you deal with Kim being annoying as I know people similar to her.
Kourtney:Honestly the most watermelon sister and dosent give a fuck like me. What do you think of sports as Im good at everything and dont know which one to pick.
Last and least Kim: Im so grateful for your Glo Glo Glo when I was sick my parents made me look at the packaging and went as far as opening the product and I immediatly threw up so that okay I guess anywaysss.....Why do you still sell that disgusting fake plastic harmful TOXIC ass product?
But to finish this off love you Khloe and your revenge body tips. Love you so much Kourtney and your attitude its a mood and Kim....bye I guess 🍉
I have a question for The all super powerful fighter and survivor, queen of kockroaches and the face of the successful booty booty pop juice
How does it feel having the biggest butt and being the tallest?
To the silent slayer Kourtney, what is the profit of your successful business?
And to the Khemical trash Khem, meet me in court... I demand you to, if you have a big ass. I bought booty booty pop juice stomach shrinker so that I could hit my body goals easier and in the package there was an extra notes saying for highly discounted soda drink this liquid and sign this contract.
Thinking it was from the trustable brand, I signed it and within 15 seconds gallons of orange soda began flooding my house through the taps and drainage.
I had to abandon my house.
When I went out soaked in that disgusting fluid.
I saw three trucks of glow glow glow escaping from my street.
My house is ruined and also my stomach as Khemical Khem had sabotaged that also.
At this point all I can ask is Khloe to advise the company to increase the security of the packaging.
Apparently I don't have a stomach anymore and it's replaced with extra kidney?? Idk what happened. Khloe could you suggest me something so I can live?
Hello Karduhsim sisters I have two questions for the two of you, the great and wonderful business woman Kourtney, and the queen of kockaroaches, fighter and survivor Khloe. First of all the new Kardasims channel is so watermelon and I love it so much, you two are killing it on there, but I just want to know if videos like Rob vs Blac Chyna, Kendall and Kylie night with AdventuresofZachB, or Not News will be added to the channel. My second question is will there be more original simgm music, songs like Three Days, Dumpster Love Yourself, and Rose's and My Songs cause those songsa are all BOPS. The writing is wonderful followed up with the amazing beats and OUTSTANDING vocals, I really do hope they come back and if not that is totallyfine I know you giys work so hard to give us theese amazing spoofs. That's all my questions and I hope you guys have a so watermelon day love you both sooooo much and wish nothing but the best for you Kourtney and Khloe. P.s when you see Deh Nicki Mineh can you tell her that her videos are also really fantastic and her raps are always so pleasing to hear ❤️❤️
Kourtney I love your looks and voice,Khloé I love your perfectionism and how caring you are to these 2. And to Kimberly your cute and I love the fact that you keep speaking false info for the sake of talking.
I have few questions,most of them are about Keeping up with the Kardasims episodes. First one is What can you guys say about the Bentley fight?
For Khloé,what can you say about Kris for forcing you to see her new UNDONE boobs where she invited everyone to see it .Another question for Khloé, in the Keeping up with the Kardasims season 17,Whats can you say to Kourtney ON THE FAMILY TRIP WHERE YOU TWO FIGHT when she called you a "fucking P*ssy" and booing you for no reason at the start?
and to Kourtney..... What can you say to Kim for making you cry few times in some KUWTK episodes?And last question, what can you guys say about your human versions?
I just wanted to say I love you, Khloe! And I you're boxes, Kourtney. And To Kim? Screw you and your company. Glow glow glow more like flop flop flop. Thanks to you my best friend is in a coma. Around 2 summers ago my friend's birthday was coming up. And since she loves makeup I decided to order "glow "glow glow: Watermelon makeup kit". Yeah big mistake. When The makeup kit arrived it came in a pink sparkly box with glow glow glow imprinted all over the box. I rapped the present and took it to the birthday party. When she opened the present she was immediately in love. She open the kit and started using it. But as soon as she put it on Her face became really itchy and started swelling. And the fumes were so bad it caused her to start foaming from the mouth and her eyes rolled up to her head. She fell out of her chair and started flopping like a fish and moved franticly. We all screamed and called 9-1-1. She is currently in a coma and still recovering. The doctors don't know when she is gonna wake up. I HATE YOU KIM!
Especially to Kim! I love the spa that you went with Kris during the last video. How does it feel to take a bath on pig shit while pigs are nibling on your ass?
Will that experience inspire you to create the Glow Glow Glow pig shit perfume? Knowing the quality of your products, I bet the perfume fits right in.
Let's face it, glued-on my couch like a Kardasims extension myself, glued to reruns of Keeping Up With the Kardasims, when Kim ANNOUNCED Glow Glow Glow Nail Glue. Kim K's flawless nails? Bottled? Sign me up faster than Kanye can change his political affiliation!
First Impression: ✨ Oh honey, this packaging. It's blinding! More glitter than a disco ball at Studio 54. Probably glued shut with the actual product, because WHO can resist a good reveal?
Application: Easy they said? EASY? My nails ended up looking like I wrestled a glitter-encrusted raccoon for its lunch money. My fingers stuck together like a Kardasims klan meeting.
Durability: Lasted longer than Rob Kardasim's sock collection, that's for sure. Tried peeling one off – sounded like ripping duct tape off a screaming toddler. Pretty sure I saw a tear form in the space-time continuum.
Removal: Needed a team of scientists, a vat of acetone, and a prayer to the nail gods. Pretty sure I could power a small city with the fumes. My nails? Looking like melted candles after a birthday party gone wrong.
Final Verdict:
Look, for the price of this glue, you could probably buy a private jet to fly directly to Kim's nail artist. Glow Glow Glow is best left glowing on a shelf, not your fingertips. Unless you want your nails to become permanent accessories, like Kanye's ego.
Rating: (Would give zero stars, but worried Kim's lawyers might come after me with a restraining order glued to my forehead.)
P.S. Still trying to find that raccoon. Pretty sure it owes me lunch money.
This is about Kim's Glow Glow Glow mints that she had tested back in Episode 49.
I live in Simcago, Simllinois, and last week, I went to my yearly dentist appointment (the actual dentist), and upon entering, I had noticed a brand new bowl of mints on the receptionists desk.
They were a strange glowing green color with white stripes, and I had thought nothing of it.
Until, I had noticed there was absolutely no one inside the office. I stood for a second, very confused, and through the sound De Nicki Minaj playing over the TV, I could hear very faint snarling and shifting of boxes in the back of the office.
The door to the back room was unlocked and I slowly walked down the hall, accidentally tipping over a tray of dental equipment. I came across a door with a window-- I could tell someone was in it by the shadows moving across the floor in front of me.
I glance inside. There were at least 15 people tearing apart a box of mints and eating them, even with the wrapper still on!
I remembered seeing the same box on the receptionist's desk. I run back to the desk to confirm my worst thoughts.
The box read "GLOW GLOW GLOW Mints, 1/10 Dentist Recommended, Low Sodium, Low Sugar, Vegan Friendly, Dairy Free, Gluten Free, Sugar Free Mints. Only to be stored and eaten in -35 Degrees Fahrenheit, Do not consume without proper supervision from a Glow Glow Glow Specialist or Dentist."
Kheymm, I have contacted the authorities and they are conducting a full investigation in accordance with the FBA, as the FDA apparently does not know this item exists.
What are you going to do about this? When will you quit selling this specific item or at least initiate a recall?
Also, Kourtney I am extremely satisfied with my No No No box, I recently ordered a No No No Clear-Display Box for my No No No Vantablack box, and I keep it above my bed frame to admire it every time I wake up.
Also Khloe, I gifted my great great grandmother Booty Booty Pop Juice and the Booty Booty Pop Juice Booster to help cure her ass muscles and prevent her from having to use a wheel chair. Thank you!
Hello girls, the three of you are so beautiful (Kim more so) all the love from Simcinnati. I am a truck driver and I was hired to deliver a load of hazardous materials from Los Simgeles back to Simcinnati. As I was approaching the trailer I smelled a strange, bitter odor and my skin started burning. I immediately backed away and started to call the authorities to report a possible toxic spill, but as I was talking to the officer my phone signal went out and something stopped my truck from starting. All I heard was Kim’s voice and it said “You come back with my research, or you don’t come back at all.” That’s when I knew I was actually about to transport glo-glo-glo KIM ALL THE DRIVERS SAY YOURE THE CUTEST, BUT THIS IS ILLEGAL. THIS PRODUCT IS A BIOWEAPON IT CANNOT BE OUT IN PUBLIC. AND YOU CAN NOT THREATEN PEOPLE LIKE THIS
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That’s so watermelon: Jojo Simwa Karma’s a Bitch, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Thats so watermelon: Selling a product that you should be arrested for so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Whos the smartest:Anarchronism
Hey the most watermelon sisters in the world...and Kim,I have a question for each of you.
Khloe: Id like to start with you being a true fighter and survivor it helps me deal with the fake ass stupid bitches at my school so I have to ask. How do you deal with Kim being annoying as I know people similar to her.
Kourtney:Honestly the most watermelon sister and dosent give a fuck like me. What do you think of sports as Im good at everything and dont know which one to pick.
Last and least Kim: Im so grateful for your Glo Glo Glo when I was sick my parents made me look at the packaging and went as far as opening the product and I immediatly threw up so that okay I guess anywaysss.....Why do you still sell that disgusting fake plastic harmful TOXIC ass product?
But to finish this off love you Khloe and your revenge body tips. Love you so much Kourtney and your attitude its a mood and Kim....bye I guess 🍉
Hey kardasims!!!
How are you all doing??
I have a question for The all super powerful fighter and survivor, queen of kockroaches and the face of the successful booty booty pop juice
How does it feel having the biggest butt and being the tallest?
To the silent slayer Kourtney, what is the profit of your successful business?
And to the Khemical trash Khem, meet me in court... I demand you to, if you have a big ass. I bought booty booty pop juice stomach shrinker so that I could hit my body goals easier and in the package there was an extra notes saying for highly discounted soda drink this liquid and sign this contract.
Thinking it was from the trustable brand, I signed it and within 15 seconds gallons of orange soda began flooding my house through the taps and drainage.
I had to abandon my house.
When I went out soaked in that disgusting fluid.
I saw three trucks of glow glow glow escaping from my street.
My house is ruined and also my stomach as Khemical Khem had sabotaged that also.
At this point all I can ask is Khloe to advise the company to increase the security of the packaging.
Apparently I don't have a stomach anymore and it's replaced with extra kidney?? Idk what happened. Khloe could you suggest me something so I can live?
I DARE YOU TO MEET ME IN COURT KHEM.
You all make my day happier 💞
Sweet n Sour X-Ray Pancakes, So watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello Karduhsim sisters I have two questions for the two of you, the great and wonderful business woman Kourtney, and the queen of kockaroaches, fighter and survivor Khloe. First of all the new Kardasims channel is so watermelon and I love it so much, you two are killing it on there, but I just want to know if videos like Rob vs Blac Chyna, Kendall and Kylie night with AdventuresofZachB, or Not News will be added to the channel. My second question is will there be more original simgm music, songs like Three Days, Dumpster Love Yourself, and Rose's and My Songs cause those songsa are all BOPS. The writing is wonderful followed up with the amazing beats and OUTSTANDING vocals, I really do hope they come back and if not that is totallyfine I know you giys work so hard to give us theese amazing spoofs. That's all my questions and I hope you guys have a so watermelon day love you both sooooo much and wish nothing but the best for you Kourtney and Khloe. P.s when you see Deh Nicki Mineh can you tell her that her videos are also really fantastic and her raps are always so pleasing to hear ❤️❤️
no no no gummies, so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello Kardasims! I hope you guys are doing well!
Kourtney I love your looks and voice,Khloé I love your perfectionism and how caring you are to these 2. And to Kimberly your cute and I love the fact that you keep speaking false info for the sake of talking.
I have few questions,most of them are about Keeping up with the Kardasims episodes. First one is What can you guys say about the Bentley fight?
For Khloé,what can you say about Kris for forcing you to see her new UNDONE boobs where she invited everyone to see it .Another question for Khloé, in the Keeping up with the Kardasims season 17,Whats can you say to Kourtney ON THE FAMILY TRIP WHERE YOU TWO FIGHT when she called you a "fucking P*ssy" and booing you for no reason at the start?
and to Kourtney..... What can you say to Kim for making you cry few times in some KUWTK episodes?And last question, what can you guys say about your human versions?
Anyways love you three🍉🍉🍉🍉.
Hello, Kardasims!
I just wanted to say I love you, Khloe! And I you're boxes, Kourtney. And To Kim? Screw you and your company. Glow glow glow more like flop flop flop. Thanks to you my best friend is in a coma. Around 2 summers ago my friend's birthday was coming up. And since she loves makeup I decided to order "glow "glow glow: Watermelon makeup kit". Yeah big mistake. When The makeup kit arrived it came in a pink sparkly box with glow glow glow imprinted all over the box. I rapped the present and took it to the birthday party. When she opened the present she was immediately in love. She open the kit and started using it. But as soon as she put it on Her face became really itchy and started swelling. And the fumes were so bad it caused her to start foaming from the mouth and her eyes rolled up to her head. She fell out of her chair and started flopping like a fish and moved franticly. We all screamed and called 9-1-1. She is currently in a coma and still recovering. The doctors don't know when she is gonna wake up. I HATE YOU KIM!
#glowglowglowisevil
#khloecockroach4life
#nononoissopreppy
Booty Booty pop juice ads So watermelon or so not watermelon
Mudbath with pigs: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi Kardasim Sisters!
Especially to Kim! I love the spa that you went with Kris during the last video. How does it feel to take a bath on pig shit while pigs are nibling on your ass?
Will that experience inspire you to create the Glow Glow Glow pig shit perfume? Knowing the quality of your products, I bet the perfume fits right in.
"OnE oF tHeM iS tRyInG tO niMbLe My aSs😭" so watermelon or so not watermelon
Watermelon soda, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Credit scores: so watermelon or so not watermlon?
Aesthetic Warning 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
Let's face it, glued-on my couch like a Kardasims extension myself, glued to reruns of Keeping Up With the Kardasims, when Kim ANNOUNCED Glow Glow Glow Nail Glue. Kim K's flawless nails? Bottled? Sign me up faster than Kanye can change his political affiliation!
First Impression: ✨ Oh honey, this packaging. It's blinding! More glitter than a disco ball at Studio 54. Probably glued shut with the actual product, because WHO can resist a good reveal?
Application: Easy they said? EASY? My nails ended up looking like I wrestled a glitter-encrusted raccoon for its lunch money. My fingers stuck together like a Kardasims klan meeting.
Durability: Lasted longer than Rob Kardasim's sock collection, that's for sure. Tried peeling one off – sounded like ripping duct tape off a screaming toddler. Pretty sure I saw a tear form in the space-time continuum.
Removal: Needed a team of scientists, a vat of acetone, and a prayer to the nail gods. Pretty sure I could power a small city with the fumes. My nails? Looking like melted candles after a birthday party gone wrong.
Final Verdict:
Look, for the price of this glue, you could probably buy a private jet to fly directly to Kim's nail artist. Glow Glow Glow is best left glowing on a shelf, not your fingertips. Unless you want your nails to become permanent accessories, like Kanye's ego.
Rating: (Would give zero stars, but worried Kim's lawyers might come after me with a restraining order glued to my forehead.)
P.S. Still trying to find that raccoon. Pretty sure it owes me lunch money.
Hello Kardasim Sisters.
My name is Dan Banan Sim-Doom.
This is about Kim's Glow Glow Glow mints that she had tested back in Episode 49.
I live in Simcago, Simllinois, and last week, I went to my yearly dentist appointment (the actual dentist), and upon entering, I had noticed a brand new bowl of mints on the receptionists desk.
They were a strange glowing green color with white stripes, and I had thought nothing of it.
Until, I had noticed there was absolutely no one inside the office. I stood for a second, very confused, and through the sound De Nicki Minaj playing over the TV, I could hear very faint snarling and shifting of boxes in the back of the office.
The door to the back room was unlocked and I slowly walked down the hall, accidentally tipping over a tray of dental equipment. I came across a door with a window-- I could tell someone was in it by the shadows moving across the floor in front of me.
I glance inside. There were at least 15 people tearing apart a box of mints and eating them, even with the wrapper still on!
I remembered seeing the same box on the receptionist's desk. I run back to the desk to confirm my worst thoughts.
The box read "GLOW GLOW GLOW Mints, 1/10 Dentist Recommended, Low Sodium, Low Sugar, Vegan Friendly, Dairy Free, Gluten Free, Sugar Free Mints. Only to be stored and eaten in -35 Degrees Fahrenheit, Do not consume without proper supervision from a Glow Glow Glow Specialist or Dentist."
Kheymm, I have contacted the authorities and they are conducting a full investigation in accordance with the FBA, as the FDA apparently does not know this item exists.
What are you going to do about this? When will you quit selling this specific item or at least initiate a recall?
Also, Kourtney I am extremely satisfied with my No No No box, I recently ordered a No No No Clear-Display Box for my No No No Vantablack box, and I keep it above my bed frame to admire it every time I wake up.
Also Khloe, I gifted my great great grandmother Booty Booty Pop Juice and the Booty Booty Pop Juice Booster to help cure her ass muscles and prevent her from having to use a wheel chair. Thank you!
Hello girls, the three of you are so beautiful (Kim more so) all the love from Simcinnati. I am a truck driver and I was hired to deliver a load of hazardous materials from Los Simgeles back to Simcinnati. As I was approaching the trailer I smelled a strange, bitter odor and my skin started burning. I immediately backed away and started to call the authorities to report a possible toxic spill, but as I was talking to the officer my phone signal went out and something stopped my truck from starting. All I heard was Kim’s voice and it said “You come back with my research, or you don’t come back at all.” That’s when I knew I was actually about to transport glo-glo-glo KIM ALL THE DRIVERS SAY YOURE THE CUTEST, BUT THIS IS ILLEGAL. THIS PRODUCT IS A BIOWEAPON IT CANNOT BE OUT IN PUBLIC. AND YOU CAN NOT THREATEN PEOPLE LIKE THIS