Hey Kardasims, I have a question for the best lawyer and bioweapon creator, Kim. I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow face cream, I accidentally dropped it and the container broke and to my surprise, it melted the floor. What was in that face cream, Kim.. anyways love you guys stay watermelon, fighter and survivor Khloe and Kourtney the most energetic person.
Hey watermelons!! I want to ask the glo glo glo queen Kim and the fighter and survivor Khloe, will you guys be running for president and do another debate? By the way, I would vote for Khloe because she is strong and a good leader of HER podcast. Anyways I want to ask Kourtney, who do you think would be the better president? Much love, from Miami. 🖤🖤🖤
Dear sisters, I wanted to personally thank kim for her innovation unique novelty packaging and products she makes, I have tried your glow glow glow skincare set which contained a cleanser, a glow essense, glowing serum and finally glow cream. my skin has never felt better and I feel so much confidentier and khloe might be thinking right now that I am "fake" but actually I read the instructions carefully and it worked for me it's all about recitation and dedication.
Kim you are so watermelon and a creative business woman
Hello watermelon sisters, I am currently facing 10 years in jail for my action that I think was an accident. Am I in the wrong? Here’s what happened:
I went to my local simtarget looking for some booty booty pop juice after hearing about its wonders on your podcast. I was walking down the aisles when I ACCIDENTALLY bumped into a “glue glue glue”(?) advertisement stand, I didn’t get a chance to look at the name correctly because immediately after the products fell, they blew up all over the store. The store quickly turned into a war zone with these land mine products. The cops were called and after reviewing the footage on the cameras they found me guilty of 12 injured and 26 severely injured, including me. I will never be able to hear out of my left ear again, and on my first day of court the judge threatened to give me an extra year for yelling “HUH?” because I could not hear.
Next week is the second day of court. I heard one of you sisters had legal experience so maybe one of you could represent me. If not I will gladly keep listening to your podcast in jail!
Hi Its Kayla,To the most watermelon sister, I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND I HAVE TRIED YOUR BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE WORKS WONDERS😫 AND NOW I MIGHT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU, A LEGEND! to the least watermelon sister, Kim is so delusional and I have hives and hepetatis b because of your GLOW GLOW GLOW, i would like to see you in court. LOVE FROM ASIA
Hello Kardasims! 🍉First, I have to say that even though all of you except Kim are great in your own way, my favorite Simgm character has got to be Britney. That is because she is very sweet but also keeps it real and isn't afraid to stand up for herself, like when Khloe was being aggressive towards her in the World's Worst Cop video.
Anyway, I have one question for each of you.
To Khloe: Which of the following things could you give up for life?
-Having a revenge body
-Being the ambassador to Booty Booty Pop Juice
-Having the label of Fighter and Survivor
-Calling people out for being stupid bitches
To Kourtney: What would be your favorite word if the word "No" did not exist?
To Kim: What are the 5 stages of mitosis? I'm asking because when Zack asked you last time you fell asleep.
Hope all of you (except maybe Kim) has a super watermelon day!
Hello sister, i listen to your podcast everytime i need to practice my english, I greet Kim for being the actual fighter an survivor, your product is so good that everyone in my country is praising GLOW GLOW GLOW and burning Booty Booty pop juice because a girl used it and exploded. Khloe, I'm seeing you, you are going so down. I also want to say hi to my queen Kourtney who is an inspiration for life, she teaches me how to say no to bad vibes and also good vibes fr. My question is for kourtney and kim, isn't it better if you get rid of khloe and invite da nicki minaj instead?
Playing in someone's Jam: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?Beautiful crying over a lost bracelet: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?Changing, adding lettters in people's name, for example (I -> E) to call them: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hello to the best more beautiful most incredible sisters in the world and Kim😒 I’m here to say that I bought the new glow glow glow eye drops because my eyes were hurting and I saw a ad on booty booty pop juice saying that booty booty pop juice has collaborated to make eye drops so I bought it the next day I get a email saying that it will come in the next 29376627839917364738293738 hours but if I wanted next day shipping I would have to pay a extra 49 million dollars and since I wanted the eye drops so bad I paid the extra 49 million dollars the next day I was coimg back form work at night time I saw a glowing green light shining from outside my house turns out it was the glow glow glow eye drops I bought well the second I picked it up I started flying but anyway when I got inside my house I opened the eye drops and it came in a no no no golden black sliver limited edition box I was thinking how funny it came in a no no no box once I got it out of the box it came with a book of instructions with 296528488528965188769696972626383832662 pages in it but I couldn’t read it because my eyes were hurting so i used the glow glow glow eye drops and not even 3 minutes later I started shouting lasers out of my eyes and I was able to see through walls and the lasers were so powerful I cut my whole house in half mind you I started flying atfer cutting my house in half now atfer that 69 years has passed by my eyes went back to normal but sadly I’m now homeless because of Kim’s glow glow glow eye drops now I will be suing Kim for 726299715293852828362929467663837266293626198364939282 million dollars and I want a new house with that lawsuit to Kim I’m coming for you and I’ll take everything you have and I’ll make sure you never sell anything ever again #kimneedstostopsellingthings#KhloeandKourtneyarethebestsisters#getridofglowglowglow#floptok🤞🤞👄👄🪳🪳#nonono&bootybootypopjuiceforever
Hi Kardasim sisters, Fighter and survivor Khloe Roach🪳💖 and Nonchalant and unbothered Queen Kourtney💋. Not you Khehm💩, skanky ass bitch. I'm new to the Kardasim podcast and l've recently had an encounter with one of Khehm's products. I was thrilled to try out Glow Glow Glow's latest creation, the "Bio-Glow Serum,"' after I saw it on SimAmazon a few days ago. I was interested because it only cost $69 Billion, which was a bargain.
When my package arrived, it was accompanied by another package that contained a 69 000 paged instruction manual which I read and followed attentively. Excitedly, I applied it before a date night, imagining the compliments I would receive on my glowing skin. My skin felt so smooth and radiant, and all my blemishes had disappeared.
As I was seated at the restaurant while waiting for my date. I felt a strange tingling sensation. To my horror, my skin started emitting a faint glow that intensified with each passing minute. By the time my date arrived, I looked like a walking disco ball under the restaurant's dim lights! Everyone was looking at me and I felt embarrassed.
Suddenly, my body started to blow up and I started to float towards the sky. I kept on floating and floating until I exited the atmosphere and into space. Kim's bio hazard serum had turned me into a freaking miniature sun. My date has tried contacting the Glow Glow Glow customer care line but it kept on saying that the number doesn't exist. I have been binge listening to your podcast since I've been up here and I've learnt about the danger Glow Glow Glow products are against potential customers.
Khloe and Kourtney, could you please ask Elon SimMusk to please send over a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice Strawberry flavored Juice and No No No Go Back Home Box? Please, l'll pay you $69 Trillion each. And to Khehm, you're a failed businesswoman, failed lawyer, crusty musty dusty ass bitch who deserves a taste of her own medicine. You will be hearing from my lawyers, who are much more competent than you'll ever be.
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Being paid to attend weddings: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Love y’all simsters from Alberta (No Khem this is not in America.)
Booty Booty Broth Juice, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
SimFlopTok, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Mocking your sister because she is a stupid bitch, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Dying by Glow Glow Glow Face Cream, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hey Kardasims, I have a question for the best lawyer and bioweapon creator, Kim. I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow face cream, I accidentally dropped it and the container broke and to my surprise, it melted the floor. What was in that face cream, Kim.. anyways love you guys stay watermelon, fighter and survivor Khloe and Kourtney the most energetic person.
Hey watermelons!! I want to ask the glo glo glo queen Kim and the fighter and survivor Khloe, will you guys be running for president and do another debate? By the way, I would vote for Khloe because she is strong and a good leader of HER podcast. Anyways I want to ask Kourtney, who do you think would be the better president? Much love, from Miami. 🖤🖤🖤
Dear sisters, I wanted to personally thank kim for her innovation unique novelty packaging and products she makes, I have tried your glow glow glow skincare set which contained a cleanser, a glow essense, glowing serum and finally glow cream. my skin has never felt better and I feel so much confidentier and khloe might be thinking right now that I am "fake" but actually I read the instructions carefully and it worked for me it's all about recitation and dedication.
Kim you are so watermelon and a creative business woman
khloe your booty booty pop juice taste like sh*t
kourtney.... you are watermelon 😍
UHHHHH ayo,
it’s de nicki minaj and this is directed to kourtney…
how dare you leave me in that rank room with that bigfoot ho. when i catch you kourtney, hold on to ur lice filled hair🎀🌸🩷
Hello watermelon sisters, I am currently facing 10 years in jail for my action that I think was an accident. Am I in the wrong? Here’s what happened:
I went to my local simtarget looking for some booty booty pop juice after hearing about its wonders on your podcast. I was walking down the aisles when I ACCIDENTALLY bumped into a “glue glue glue”(?) advertisement stand, I didn’t get a chance to look at the name correctly because immediately after the products fell, they blew up all over the store. The store quickly turned into a war zone with these land mine products. The cops were called and after reviewing the footage on the cameras they found me guilty of 12 injured and 26 severely injured, including me. I will never be able to hear out of my left ear again, and on my first day of court the judge threatened to give me an extra year for yelling “HUH?” because I could not hear.
Next week is the second day of court. I heard one of you sisters had legal experience so maybe one of you could represent me. If not I will gladly keep listening to your podcast in jail!
Hi Its Kayla,To the most watermelon sister, I LOVE YOU KHLOE AND I HAVE TRIED YOUR BOOTY BOOTY POP JUICE WORKS WONDERS😫 AND NOW I MIGHT EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU, A LEGEND! to the least watermelon sister, Kim is so delusional and I have hives and hepetatis b because of your GLOW GLOW GLOW, i would like to see you in court. LOVE FROM ASIA
That's so watermelon: Vinyl albums
Hello Kardasims! 🍉First, I have to say that even though all of you except Kim are great in your own way, my favorite Simgm character has got to be Britney. That is because she is very sweet but also keeps it real and isn't afraid to stand up for herself, like when Khloe was being aggressive towards her in the World's Worst Cop video.
Anyway, I have one question for each of you.
To Khloe: Which of the following things could you give up for life?
-Having a revenge body
-Being the ambassador to Booty Booty Pop Juice
-Having the label of Fighter and Survivor
-Calling people out for being stupid bitches
To Kourtney: What would be your favorite word if the word "No" did not exist?
To Kim: What are the 5 stages of mitosis? I'm asking because when Zack asked you last time you fell asleep.
Hope all of you (except maybe Kim) has a super watermelon day!
Hello sister, i listen to your podcast everytime i need to practice my english, I greet Kim for being the actual fighter an survivor, your product is so good that everyone in my country is praising GLOW GLOW GLOW and burning Booty Booty pop juice because a girl used it and exploded. Khloe, I'm seeing you, you are going so down. I also want to say hi to my queen Kourtney who is an inspiration for life, she teaches me how to say no to bad vibes and also good vibes fr. My question is for kourtney and kim, isn't it better if you get rid of khloe and invite da nicki minaj instead?
Playing in someone's Jam: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Beautiful crying over a lost bracelet: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon? Changing, adding lettters in people's name, for example (I -> E) to call them: So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hello to the best more beautiful most incredible sisters in the world and Kim😒 I’m here to say that I bought the new glow glow glow eye drops because my eyes were hurting and I saw a ad on booty booty pop juice saying that booty booty pop juice has collaborated to make eye drops so I bought it the next day I get a email saying that it will come in the next 29376627839917364738293738 hours but if I wanted next day shipping I would have to pay a extra 49 million dollars and since I wanted the eye drops so bad I paid the extra 49 million dollars the next day I was coimg back form work at night time I saw a glowing green light shining from outside my house turns out it was the glow glow glow eye drops I bought well the second I picked it up I started flying but anyway when I got inside my house I opened the eye drops and it came in a no no no golden black sliver limited edition box I was thinking how funny it came in a no no no box once I got it out of the box it came with a book of instructions with 296528488528965188769696972626383832662 pages in it but I couldn’t read it because my eyes were hurting so i used the glow glow glow eye drops and not even 3 minutes later I started shouting lasers out of my eyes and I was able to see through walls and the lasers were so powerful I cut my whole house in half mind you I started flying atfer cutting my house in half now atfer that 69 years has passed by my eyes went back to normal but sadly I’m now homeless because of Kim’s glow glow glow eye drops now I will be suing Kim for 726299715293852828362929467663837266293626198364939282 million dollars and I want a new house with that lawsuit to Kim I’m coming for you and I’ll take everything you have and I’ll make sure you never sell anything ever again #kimneedstostopsellingthings #KhloeandKourtneyarethebestsisters #getridofglowglowglow #floptok🤞🤞👄👄🪳🪳#nonono&bootybootypopjuiceforever
This is so watermelon I’m a dog
Hahahaha someone has a fan!!
CANNIBALISIM SO WATERMELON OR SO NOT WATERMELON the audience needs to know after recent development!!!
Birkin Bags, so watermelon or so not watermelon?
Hi Kardasim sisters, Fighter and survivor Khloe Roach🪳💖 and Nonchalant and unbothered Queen Kourtney💋. Not you Khehm💩, skanky ass bitch. I'm new to the Kardasim podcast and l've recently had an encounter with one of Khehm's products. I was thrilled to try out Glow Glow Glow's latest creation, the "Bio-Glow Serum,"' after I saw it on SimAmazon a few days ago. I was interested because it only cost $69 Billion, which was a bargain.
When my package arrived, it was accompanied by another package that contained a 69 000 paged instruction manual which I read and followed attentively. Excitedly, I applied it before a date night, imagining the compliments I would receive on my glowing skin. My skin felt so smooth and radiant, and all my blemishes had disappeared.
As I was seated at the restaurant while waiting for my date. I felt a strange tingling sensation. To my horror, my skin started emitting a faint glow that intensified with each passing minute. By the time my date arrived, I looked like a walking disco ball under the restaurant's dim lights! Everyone was looking at me and I felt embarrassed.
Suddenly, my body started to blow up and I started to float towards the sky. I kept on floating and floating until I exited the atmosphere and into space. Kim's bio hazard serum had turned me into a freaking miniature sun. My date has tried contacting the Glow Glow Glow customer care line but it kept on saying that the number doesn't exist. I have been binge listening to your podcast since I've been up here and I've learnt about the danger Glow Glow Glow products are against potential customers.
Khloe and Kourtney, could you please ask Elon SimMusk to please send over a bottle of Booty Booty Pop Juice Strawberry flavored Juice and No No No Go Back Home Box? Please, l'll pay you $69 Trillion each. And to Khehm, you're a failed businesswoman, failed lawyer, crusty musty dusty ass bitch who deserves a taste of her own medicine. You will be hearing from my lawyers, who are much more competent than you'll ever be.
Stay watermelon sisters, not you Khehm.
Love from South Africa 🇿🇦❤️
#strawberryissowatermelon #bbpj #nonono #khehmisaskankybitch #whereisStacy #Kockroach4lyf