EPISODES 47 & 48 - ASK THE KARDASIMS

Hi Kardasims. I love Khloe because she is a fighter and a survivor. Kourtney is super chill and doesn't freak out. Kim is alright. Question for Kim: How are you feeling after news broke that you and Kayne, or "Ye" are divorcing? How hard was it to make this decision? All of you are so watermelon. Love you all. :)

This comment is for Kim: so today I went to my local goodwill and, behind a bunch of caution tape and holy water, found the Glow Glow Glow makeup kit. I immediately bought it, because I had to support the most interesting Kardasim. So I went home, and began to play around with the eyeshadows. At first, I have to admit I was a little disappointed because I had applied the product onto my eyelids on mass and the pigment did not show up. But just a few minutes later, I looked in the mirror again and the color had shown! The eyelids had turned green one way or another. So I say, thank you Kim for the long lasting shadow! However, Kim, can you please release a Glow Glow Glow makeup remover? I've tried everything to try and get it off of my eyes but to no avail. #BRINGBACKGLOWGLOWGLOW #1FANOFGLOWGLOWGLOW

Kanye: so watermelon or so not watermelon?

if u were a murderer how would you kill people? also how would you get caught? #kimisorange #chloefighterandsurvivor #kourtneyisQUEEN ALSO BTW what do i do if glow glow glow is burning my face? was that supposed to happen???

can you name all the vowels? p.s I wish I could be as brave as Khloe and kourtney

2020 so watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kim, what are your thoughts on the recent allegations concerning Ye and Jeffree Sim Star?

MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED LIKE [KEY-KOU-SHEE-KO]

Hi Khloé! If you don't know me, dont worry, I am not going to be "snaking on you"... You heared that Kim? (If she talks tell her to shut t f up...) Now I would like to tell you a few things:

1) Khloé. You are the TRUE fighter and survivor... And you know it! You have managed to overcome your stress, you worked and got your SIM revenge body and I loove you!

2) Kourtney. You are the willy Wonka of the world. You are so quiet (In some cases extremely quiet...) But that Is good! And you are the oldest one so you have the biggest knowledge...

3) Kim... Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim... The disappointment of the family... Well of the world actually... A unsuccessful business woman that crashed glow glow glow. Booty Booty POP juice is great, My friend has tried it (She wanted to have a big ass without going to the "DENTIST") And It worked! My other friend tried Glow Glow Glow, and she DEFLATED! She wrote 37 Lawsuits (They are on your way) So hurry up and get that "law school" knowlage to the TEST! And By the way *SNAKE NOISE*... Yes, Taylor is better than you! And now you can ugly cry...

That was all... I hope I wasn't too "harsh"... Have a watermelon day yall!

Nicki Minaj:so watermelon or so not watermelon?

My question is for Kim

you are clearly an expert when it comes to European geography. So far you have taught us that

• Iceberg is a country

• Switzerland is a beach

• Portugal is close to Puerto Rico

• Pluto is an island in Europe

Do you know any other European countries?

This is for Kim, the ugliest sister. How do you feel about Kanye cheating on you with Jeffere Simstar? This is karma for ever disrespecting the superior and most watermelon sister Kourtney. Next time stay in your place. 😋

This is for Khloe. Recently a burglar suddenly robbed me while I was on my way home. So I was about to reach for my pepper spray in my bag, but I ended up taking out my newly bought booty booty pop juice and splashed it in his face. Unexpectedly, his face melted within seconds and died subsequently. I did not know that booty booty pop juice holds so much power, so did you ever talked to people from booty booty pop juice to consider making bottles of acid spray? Also thank you Kim, I used your glow glow glow skincare products daily and my face is literally glowing.

Humiliation : So watermelon or so not watermelon

Being compared: So watermelon or so not watermelon

Hey Kim I know about the news with Kanye and jefree and I just want to say that...... The news IS SOOOOO WATERMELON. YOU DESERVE THIS KEEEEM YOU KILLED MY SISTER WITH YOUR GLOW GLOW GLOW. Also Khloe and Kourtney how do you feel about the news with Kanye and jefree.

Posting the same post on "That's So Watermelon": So watermelon or so not watermelon?

To fake ass 🍑 stupid bitch kim,

how do u feel abt the video of YE cheating on u with Jeffrey?

Ps, Khole u are a fighter and survivor with the biggest ass and the most watermelon sister. Kourtney is cool 😎 and kim.... is a glow glow gliw bankrupt stupid bitch❤️

To fake ass 🍑 stupid bitch kim,

how do u feel abt the video of YE cheating on u with Jeffrey?

Ps, Khole u are a fighter and survivor with the biggest ass and the most watermelon sister. Kourtney is cool 😎 and kim.... is a glow glow gliw bankrupt stupid bitch❤️

hey Kardasims this one is for Kim hey kim i wanted to let you know that I used your glow glow glow moisturizer and my face is swollen shut and I’m in the hospital with 3rd degree burns I hope your happy with your horrible product.

FYI I saw some people burning glow glow glow 10 miles away on my home and it smelt like something died

Hey Khloe the Most watermelon sister and the true fight and survivor and the prettiest sister of all love you

Hey kourtney love you to

Kim you suck

Megan thee sim stallion: So watermelon or so not watermelon