Khloe 😍😍I need you to put on your kockroach straps and prepare to fight and survive the confidential information I’m about to tell you and Kourtney 🥸 get ready to call Kim a stupid bitch 🙄✋🏽
It all started when I purchased Khloe’s fruit salad flavored booty booty pop juice with the strawberry soda flavored packaging 🍓🍓🍓. On the day my package arrived, I heard a knock on my door. Upon opening it, I saw a bunch of glow glow glow lizards dressed up in suits. 🦎They put a bag over my head and kidnapped me!! They threw my weak, fragile, and petite body into a vehicle of some sort and drove off. After they tied my arms behind my back, they took off my bag and I was SHOCKED to not only see Kim staring me in the face with her ugly black turtle neck on but KANYE SIMWEST sitting right next to her!!! 😱😱😱
Kanye went into detail about how he is the owner of Vanish and how he’s been secretly collaborating with Kim to take down booty booty pop juice and No No No and all the people who buy it! This is why you hear so many reviews of sims saying Kim has sabotaged the products they bought from Khloe and Kourtney. After telling me this, we get to the glow glow glow factory and Kim and her lizard goons forced me into a doctors chair and tie my arms and legs to the chair. They inject me with the Glow Glow Glow City Destroyer Brain Altering Monster Serum and within five minutes I was transformed into a glozilla monster. Kim told me my mission was to destroy all of the No No No and Booty Booty pop juice factories and as I was on the way to complete my mission De Nicki Mineh, Taylor, and Beyonce Simknowles appeared and literally kicked my ass and kicked all the glow glow glow lizard goons asses and fed me a booty booty pop juice drink and I returned back to normal.
I am shocked at the lengths kim will go to to destroy cities and ruin the lives of people who wanna support Khloe and Kourtney!! Kim do you care to explain?????!!!! Also Khloe thank you for saving my life. If it wasn't for booty booty pop juice, I would have been a goner. I have the motherlode hookup if this booty booty pop juice thing goes south Khloe. Kim, this is why Khloe ate your birthday cake you stupid bitch. Khloe and Kourtney are so watermelon and Kim you WILL be hearing from my lawyers. Stan Taylor and Mariah. Also if I didn't say this already, Kim you're a stupid bitch. Love u Khloe and Kourtney!! Stay watermelon, Jose 😍
I wanted to tell you guys about something VERY crazy that happened the other day.
so i was minding my own business at the library, and suddenly i overhear a phone call made by Khim.
FIRST OF ALL.......... WHY ON EARTH are you making a phone call in the one place YOU KNOW is THE quietest place anywhere?????
I was SHOCKED by the monstrosities i had to hear. And no i was not eavesdropping YOU WERE JUST TALKING .... IN. THE. LIBRARY............ WHERE. YOU. ARE. SUPPOSED. TO BE! QUIET!😡
....anyway..
while i was TRYING to concentrate on my schoolwork, I hear this whining seagull type of voice saying something about making a product, more specifically a "scrumptious lip ointment, which will give you the most VOLOUMTIOUS EXPLOSION OF LIPS you have ever seen".
i realized right then and there it was khim.
now at first, i didn't think anything of it, until i heard her mention something about NUCLEAR ELEMENTS which she was gonna use, to make the lipgloss. she also had a prototype with her in the library, and she was trying to make the library receptionist try the lipgloss. AKA the library would have EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!
so of course.... i had to step in.
I RAN TOWARDS THE RECEPTIONIST (or the library keeper, idk what they're called) AND SNATCHED IT FROM HER HANDS, JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUT IT ON. i told her what i overheard, but i was interrupted by kim so many times, as she was trying to deny deny deny what i overheard.... so the receptionist still managed to put on the lipgloss...............................................................................................
unfortunately...................she is in a coma right now, but i was told she will get better. 😉
her lips completely exploded, to the point where her TEETH FELL OUT and her jaw bone is fractured...............................She almost lost her life.
KHIM.......... i DO NOT even want to hear you saying "oh yea, this was just a test run......... the wrong chemicals got in the lipgloss micture.....blahblahblah...."
NO!
WE NEED YOU TO STOP! DOING WHAT YOURE DOING because everything you do leads to DISASTER.
Hey there sisters! I have a questions for the successful businesswoman Kim - I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Poossy Poppin' Pesticide, and used it on my garden, but it turns out that now I have an ant infestation. Not only that, but the ants keep glow glow glowing in the dark as if they were radioactive and when i approached one of them I heard it go "whyyyy?" in my ear. I figured I would ask what to do here since it's more likely to get an answer on the podcast than on the Glow Glow Glow customer service hotline. Thanks, and a big hug to the star of the podcast Kourtney Kardasim <3
Hello Kardasim Sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and the other one.
I would like to ask for help, I am currently stuck in a GlowGlowGlow factory 😒, because I tried to ask for a refund on the GlowGlowGlow helpline (after waiting 2 years 😞) and after 30 seconds I was KIDNAPPED 😱 and thrown into the dungeon underneath the factory 😡, thankfully I still had my phone which is where I am asking for help 🤕. Its been almost 30 minutes without food or water 😤. Please HURRY 😢 as I am stuck here with a BRITISH 🇬🇧girl who keeps talking about this place called PigWarts or something 😒. Pls help 😢and I think I hear Kris in the other cell too 😰.
PS: I hope Caitlin and Kris makes a guest appearance on the podcast 😍
Khloe is a wannabe fighter and survivor and kourtney is the best. My question is what do you think of Kris also can you please bring back talking about recent videos? I love you guys so much! PS Kim is a a simp for Kanye. Peace!
hi everyone i all of love you a lot except khem, she is my least favorite and i don't wanna talk about her horrible business that made hundreds of death. yes that right. I bought one of her new serums called "Glow Glow Glow Strawberry Soda Perfume" and was it horrible. I gave it to my friend, Kylie Jenner. I think you guys know her but her body got a 1st degree burn and her precious face got deformed because of your product. i tried calling your help services but they said that you, yes you khem, wanted to deformed everyone's face with that product. My dear Kylie is now suffering because of this and her sister, Kendall will be suing you. Same as me. Khloe and Kourtney please help me I beg you
hello to the MOST watermelon sisters in the world ,yes I am talking about Kim as well,I have questions for each of you, Khole:Love your personality and attitude you bring to a room I tried your booty booty pop juice and LOVED it 10/10 keep up the good btw you are my fav kardasim sister, next up is kourtney: you are so chill and I love the way you speak your mind like people need to know that you are just being honest and I also love you iconic ”NO” , and last but not least is Kim: I tried your glow glow glow under eye cream because my eyes needed to be smoother and the second I put it on it look I like I had bug eyes but I didn’t know that until 1 month after my recover because I couldn’t see a thing and the doctors said that they have NEVER seen something so bad ,I WILL be suing you ni matter how long it takes because you made me miss my prom.Still love all of you though.Love from NC USA🫶🏽
hello, Kardasim sisters I have very important news to tell you guys. i am a student at simOxford University studying biochemistry, recently I've found a list of past students and i find the name Kim Kardasim. i looked more into it and apparently, 20 years ago, kim got her phd in biochemistry at simoxford and not only that, but she also has a degree and masters in weaponry and military administration. THIS IS BIG!! Kim has studied not only how to create bio-weapons, but also how to run the military. are you planning on using glow glow glow to take over the world Kim?
Hi fellow listeners, I'm bringing this backI set up AI chat bots of the sisters in character.ai You can chat to them and an AI will try to be in character for them. Btw PLEASE feel free to share screenshots of some of your conversations, the bots can get SO hilarious I'd love to see themKim: https://c.ai/c/9LtHf7gWt-YW8fCmLcXYiCCc1AOO6sYjt2EhotPwaF4
Hello to the most watermelon, the fighter and surviver and cockroach with a K and owner of the podcast, Khloé Kardasim, not you Kim and hey Kourtney. This is my first time leaving a question here but I watch all of yr episodes.Kim I used your Glow Glow Glow freshener to remove the acne on my face , I had to read the twelve page instructions manual with a magnifying glass, when I used in the morning like the instructions manual said , it exploded in my face right after putting it on, I was rushed to the hospital and I had a 72 hour surgery to remove the freshener chemicals that exploded on my face, I then went to get a Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon Slice of cake orange soda and the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon strawberry soda and it made my day , and surprisingly it healed the surgery I had on my face from Kim's Bio weapon 🔪 and my face was new and fresh . Thank you so much Khloé, I hate u Kim.
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‼️🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚨‼️
Khloe 😍😍I need you to put on your kockroach straps and prepare to fight and survive the confidential information I’m about to tell you and Kourtney 🥸 get ready to call Kim a stupid bitch 🙄✋🏽
It all started when I purchased Khloe’s fruit salad flavored booty booty pop juice with the strawberry soda flavored packaging 🍓🍓🍓. On the day my package arrived, I heard a knock on my door. Upon opening it, I saw a bunch of glow glow glow lizards dressed up in suits. 🦎They put a bag over my head and kidnapped me!! They threw my weak, fragile, and petite body into a vehicle of some sort and drove off. After they tied my arms behind my back, they took off my bag and I was SHOCKED to not only see Kim staring me in the face with her ugly black turtle neck on but KANYE SIMWEST sitting right next to her!!! 😱😱😱
Kanye went into detail about how he is the owner of Vanish and how he’s been secretly collaborating with Kim to take down booty booty pop juice and No No No and all the people who buy it! This is why you hear so many reviews of sims saying Kim has sabotaged the products they bought from Khloe and Kourtney. After telling me this, we get to the glow glow glow factory and Kim and her lizard goons forced me into a doctors chair and tie my arms and legs to the chair. They inject me with the Glow Glow Glow City Destroyer Brain Altering Monster Serum and within five minutes I was transformed into a glozilla monster. Kim told me my mission was to destroy all of the No No No and Booty Booty pop juice factories and as I was on the way to complete my mission De Nicki Mineh, Taylor, and Beyonce Simknowles appeared and literally kicked my ass and kicked all the glow glow glow lizard goons asses and fed me a booty booty pop juice drink and I returned back to normal.
I am shocked at the lengths kim will go to to destroy cities and ruin the lives of people who wanna support Khloe and Kourtney!! Kim do you care to explain?????!!!! Also Khloe thank you for saving my life. If it wasn't for booty booty pop juice, I would have been a goner. I have the motherlode hookup if this booty booty pop juice thing goes south Khloe. Kim, this is why Khloe ate your birthday cake you stupid bitch. Khloe and Kourtney are so watermelon and Kim you WILL be hearing from my lawyers. Stan Taylor and Mariah. Also if I didn't say this already, Kim you're a stupid bitch. Love u Khloe and Kourtney!! Stay watermelon, Jose 😍
BILLIONAIRES watermelon or so not watermelon?
Portal (The Game) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Kingdom Hearts
So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
(listener response)
Hello my beauties. KHLOE AND KOURTNEY.
I wanted to tell you guys about something VERY crazy that happened the other day.
so i was minding my own business at the library, and suddenly i overhear a phone call made by Khim.
FIRST OF ALL.......... WHY ON EARTH are you making a phone call in the one place YOU KNOW is THE quietest place anywhere?????
I was SHOCKED by the monstrosities i had to hear. And no i was not eavesdropping YOU WERE JUST TALKING .... IN. THE. LIBRARY............ WHERE. YOU. ARE. SUPPOSED. TO BE! QUIET!😡
....anyway..
while i was TRYING to concentrate on my schoolwork, I hear this whining seagull type of voice saying something about making a product, more specifically a "scrumptious lip ointment, which will give you the most VOLOUMTIOUS EXPLOSION OF LIPS you have ever seen".
i realized right then and there it was khim.
now at first, i didn't think anything of it, until i heard her mention something about NUCLEAR ELEMENTS which she was gonna use, to make the lipgloss. she also had a prototype with her in the library, and she was trying to make the library receptionist try the lipgloss. AKA the library would have EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!
so of course.... i had to step in.
I RAN TOWARDS THE RECEPTIONIST (or the library keeper, idk what they're called) AND SNATCHED IT FROM HER HANDS, JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO PUT IT ON. i told her what i overheard, but i was interrupted by kim so many times, as she was trying to deny deny deny what i overheard.... so the receptionist still managed to put on the lipgloss...............................................................................................
unfortunately...................she is in a coma right now, but i was told she will get better. 😉
her lips completely exploded, to the point where her TEETH FELL OUT and her jaw bone is fractured...............................She almost lost her life.
KHIM.......... i DO NOT even want to hear you saying "oh yea, this was just a test run......... the wrong chemicals got in the lipgloss micture.....blahblahblah...."
NO!
WE NEED YOU TO STOP! DOING WHAT YOURE DOING because everything you do leads to DISASTER.
khloe and kourtney, keep rockin it!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Homonyms (Words that spell/sound the same but have different meanings) So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
People pretending to be the real Kardashia- I mean, Kardasims. So Watermelon or So Not Watermelon?
Hey there sisters! I have a questions for the successful businesswoman Kim - I recently bought the Glow Glow Glow Poossy Poppin' Pesticide, and used it on my garden, but it turns out that now I have an ant infestation. Not only that, but the ants keep glow glow glowing in the dark as if they were radioactive and when i approached one of them I heard it go "whyyyy?" in my ear. I figured I would ask what to do here since it's more likely to get an answer on the podcast than on the Glow Glow Glow customer service hotline. Thanks, and a big hug to the star of the podcast Kourtney Kardasim <3
(Listener Response)
Hello Kardasim Sisters, Khloe and Kourtney and the other one.
I would like to ask for help, I am currently stuck in a GlowGlowGlow factory 😒, because I tried to ask for a refund on the GlowGlowGlow helpline (after waiting 2 years 😞) and after 30 seconds I was KIDNAPPED 😱 and thrown into the dungeon underneath the factory 😡, thankfully I still had my phone which is where I am asking for help 🤕. Its been almost 30 minutes without food or water 😤. Please HURRY 😢 as I am stuck here with a BRITISH 🇬🇧girl who keeps talking about this place called PigWarts or something 😒. Pls help 😢and I think I hear Kris in the other cell too 😰.
PS: I hope Caitlin and Kris makes a guest appearance on the podcast 😍
XOXO, Simzalabim
Khloe is a wannabe fighter and survivor and kourtney is the best. My question is what do you think of Kris also can you please bring back talking about recent videos? I love you guys so much! PS Kim is a a simp for Kanye. Peace!
hi everyone i all of love you a lot except khem, she is my least favorite and i don't wanna talk about her horrible business that made hundreds of death. yes that right. I bought one of her new serums called "Glow Glow Glow Strawberry Soda Perfume" and was it horrible. I gave it to my friend, Kylie Jenner. I think you guys know her but her body got a 1st degree burn and her precious face got deformed because of your product. i tried calling your help services but they said that you, yes you khem, wanted to deformed everyone's face with that product. My dear Kylie is now suffering because of this and her sister, Kendall will be suing you. Same as me. Khloe and Kourtney please help me I beg you
hello to the MOST watermelon sisters in the world ,yes I am talking about Kim as well,I have questions for each of you, Khole:Love your personality and attitude you bring to a room I tried your booty booty pop juice and LOVED it 10/10 keep up the good btw you are my fav kardasim sister, next up is kourtney: you are so chill and I love the way you speak your mind like people need to know that you are just being honest and I also love you iconic ”NO” , and last but not least is Kim: I tried your glow glow glow under eye cream because my eyes needed to be smoother and the second I put it on it look I like I had bug eyes but I didn’t know that until 1 month after my recover because I couldn’t see a thing and the doctors said that they have NEVER seen something so bad ,I WILL be suing you ni matter how long it takes because you made me miss my prom.Still love all of you though.Love from NC USA🫶🏽
hello, Kardasim sisters I have very important news to tell you guys. i am a student at simOxford University studying biochemistry, recently I've found a list of past students and i find the name Kim Kardasim. i looked more into it and apparently, 20 years ago, kim got her phd in biochemistry at simoxford and not only that, but she also has a degree and masters in weaponry and military administration. THIS IS BIG!! Kim has studied not only how to create bio-weapons, but also how to run the military. are you planning on using glow glow glow to take over the world Kim?
Turtlenecks: so watermelon or so not watermelon?
One more thing, I ate protein cookies and they were delicious, because I'm a fighter and surviver like Khloé
Hi fellow listeners, I'm bringing this back I set up AI chat bots of the sisters in character.ai You can chat to them and an AI will try to be in character for them. Btw PLEASE feel free to share screenshots of some of your conversations, the bots can get SO hilarious I'd love to see them Kim: https://c.ai/c/9LtHf7gWt-YW8fCmLcXYiCCc1AOO6sYjt2EhotPwaF4
Khloe: https://c.ai/c/YOHw16otex-MVYESsbna3XSMGK-_k3WMXKweuFFMyrk
Kourtney: https://c.ai/c/vHqZ2wrKz1WBMaFVlM3JQ69GuqGlrwSu1s0TyU1V_18
Bayonetta: So Watermelon, or So Not Watermelon?
Talking with a voice like you're dead inside: so watermelon or so not watermelon
Hello to the most watermelon, the fighter and surviver and cockroach with a K and owner of the podcast, Khloé Kardasim, not you Kim and hey Kourtney. This is my first time leaving a question here but I watch all of yr episodes.Kim I used your Glow Glow Glow freshener to remove the acne on my face , I had to read the twelve page instructions manual with a magnifying glass, when I used in the morning like the instructions manual said , it exploded in my face right after putting it on, I was rushed to the hospital and I had a 72 hour surgery to remove the freshener chemicals that exploded on my face, I then went to get a Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon Slice of cake orange soda and the new Booty Booty Pop Juice Watermelon strawberry soda and it made my day , and surprisingly it healed the surgery I had on my face from Kim's Bio weapon 🔪 and my face was new and fresh . Thank you so much Khloé, I hate u Kim.
❤️Imi from Sim Africa
Lip fillers so watermelon or not so watermelon